Darth Vader and Elmo
"Hi kids!"
"Wow you are the most retarded red and fuzzy animal that can talk that I have ever seen."
"Well that wasn't very nice; I'm now going to Screw your brains! You are a bunch of freeloaders!"
"Well I should get my friend Darth Vader! He is going to whoop your but! He has the force and everything!"
So I jumped back and said a magic word….. "Shovels!" Darth Vader popped into the picture and pulled out his light saber. It glows red!
They started jumping around and screaming "Hiya" so I walked away.
I came back an hour later and I saw both of them sitting on the ground drinking tea. "Where is all the fighting I paid for two people killing each other? I want more! (no copy)"
They turned my way and started charging at me then I poofed to the other side of the one way glass and then Elmo jumped Vader turned lit the saber and stabbed Elmo through the heart. "That's what I'm talking about! I went back and made him go poof. I finally killed Elmo! Next is Barney!"
