Author's Notes: Hey guys! Well 2012 has been a great year and I thought I should end it with a nice little Kyman one shot. Excuse the OOC-ness of characters *cough cough* Cartman *cough* in this. I don't feel much of a perfectionist with my stories today. But I do hope you guys like it all the same. And with that, I wish you a great new year! :D
"Ten!"
It's time. Eric Cartman thought, scanning the crowd for a familiar green hat. The whole reason he decided to host a New Years party. It came down to this.
"Nine!"
Would he chicken out again, like last year? That's what he was afraid of. He knew if he didn't push his way to Kyle before the crowded got to One, he'd have to wait a whole year again. And who knows where the Jew would be by then?
"Eight!"
The minute he spotted Kyle, he felt his heart jump in his chest. He couldn't back out now. He began to push his way to the front.
"Seven!"
His vision was blurry from all the other people in his path. But he kept his eyes on Kyle and Kyle only, determined not to loose him.
"Six!"
"Move!" he shouted to Kenny and Stan. Half drunk, they still managed to take a step back, allowing Cartman to carry on.
"Five!"
Only five seconds to go, and Cartman could still see Kyle standing in the same place he was before, counting down with the rest of the crowd.
"Four!"
Kyle's never gonna suspect this. Cartman knew as he pushed his way through.
"Three!"
Finally he was there. Right next to Kyle. The Jew didn't even notice, still staring at the TV, watching the ball drop. But what Eric Cartman had planned would be much more interesting.
"Two!"
This was it, now or never. Cartman could feel his palms sweat, His heart race. He licked his bottom lip nervously. "Kyle!" he nudged him. Kyle turned to look.
"One!"
He reached out and grabbed the boy by his jacket, pulling their lips together. He could barely hear all the cheering around him, as he only focused on Kyle. Their kiss lasted only seconds, but felt like minutes. And he was loving every minute of it.
"Happy new year, Jew."
"Happy new year, Fatass."
