Disclaimer: I do not own Love Hina or any of the characters contained in
here. Love Hina is owned by Ken Akamatsu. This FanFic is purely for the
enjoyment of myself and for others to read. So please don't sue
In Between
(Somewhere)
We find Gotenks01013(me) sitting if front of his PC staring at a blank Word document. Like all decent writers, I am suffering from Writer's block and begin to rub my temples in frustration.
Gotenks01013: This is ridiculous. Why isn't anything getting through this thick skull of mine. Grrrr.
(Soft footsteps approach my desk. Someone puts a plate of Rice Cakes and Hot Cocoa next me.)
Shinobu: Here you go Gotenks-Sempai. You looked like you could use a snack.
Gote: Arigato Shinobu-Chan (munches on cakes). I suppose I could use a break (gulps on Cocoa). Mmm. Delicious. Your cooking is even better than what I've read.
Shin: (Blushing) Arigato Gotenks-sempai.
Gote: Anyway, besides bringing me this awesome snack, what can I do for you Shinobu-chan?
Shin: (Acting very shy) Um, If you don't mind. I was just wondering what you were doing?
(Loud footsteps approach )
Motoko: Yes Gotenks-san. I am also curious what it is you were doing (Stares disapprovingly at me) and with a minor no less?
Gote: (sweating as she slowly draws her katana) Uh. What exactly do you mean Motoko-chan?
Shin: (Looking nervous) M-Motoko-sempai. I-I was just bringing Gotenks- sempai a snack (points at plate and mug) See?
Mot: (Sheathing katana) Very well. However, it still doesn't explain why he has not updated EITHER of his stories yet. Especially, "To Help a Friend". Did I not mention that I wanted to revenge myself against that foul demon?
(Another set of light footsteps, followed by someone running join us)
Naru: (Scowling) Hey! What's going on over here? What's this about some stories? (Her scowl turns toward me) Baka! Better not be anything perverted or you'll get what that other Baka gets.
Mutsumi: (Hands clasped in front of her while being her usually cheery self) Ara. Did someone say stories? How nice. Can I be in one?
(Everyone Facefaults)
Gote: Um Mutsumi! Don't you remember? Your in BOTH "To Help a Friend" AND "To be a Warrior or a Woman" just like everyone else is.
Naru: Ahem (Folding her arms in defiance)
Gote: (sweatdrops) Yea Naru? Was there something I missed?
Naru: You Baka! Everyone's in that fic with the demon in it, right?
Gote: That would be "Friend."
Naru: Yea! So how come I'm not in your other one. The one where Motoko and that Hentai have to fight her crazy sister.
(Motoko coolly staring in the older girls direction.)
Gote: (Hmm. If looks could burn, Naru'd be toast right now.) You mean "Warrior"?
Naru: Yea. Why haven't you written me in there yet?
Shin: Um. I was wondering that myself Gotenks-sempai.
Gote: Actually Naru. The answer is really very simple. I haven't GOTTEN to your part yet. You definitely play a role in it.
Naru: When?
Gote: Soon.
Naru: How soon?
Gote: (Coldly) When I get to it.
Naru: (Pouts) Better be soon.
Shin: N-Naru-sempai. He didn't write you in "Friend" until at least the 4th Chapter. Look how much you had to do after that.
Mutsumi: Ara Shinobu-chan that is true. I especially liked the part where she played the distressed maiden while under the clutches of the "evil" Motoko-chan. Tee-Hee.
(Naru coolly looking at Mutsumi this time.)
Naru: I am NOT someone's maiden. Motoko just has bad eyesight is all.
Mot: My eyesight is perfect. You were simply at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Naru: Bad eyesight!
Mot: Wrong time!
(Both girls stood glaring at each other-sparks starting to flow between their eyes)
Gote: (Um, when did this start to be a Tenchi fic?) Girls calm down will you?
(Both Naru and Motoko stop)
Gote: Thank You. You're not helping any.
Mut: What was it you were trying to do earlier Gotenks-san?
Gote: Well Mutsumi-san, it goes like this. I was trying to start Chapter 15 of "Friend", like I promised Motoko in "Warrior".
Mot: Thank You.
Gote: Your welcome.
Naru: So what's the problem?
Gote: The problem is, details. It's supposed to be the chapter where Keitaro finally goes inside Motoko's mind to confront the demon. Uh Motoko, Why is your katana being unsheathed again? (sweats)
Mot: What thoughts do you plan for Urashima to see? ( Katana pointing at my neck)
Shin: (Flapping arms wildly) Motoko-sempai, please be calm. I'm sure Gotenks-sempai will be good.
Mut: Ara. Yes, Motoko-chan. Look how good he was with you when he began "Warrior". Kei-Kun was a gentleman with you in his room wasn't he?
Mot: (Blushes)
Naru: (Glaring at Mutsumi) What do you mean---his room? GOTENKS!
Gote: (Uh Oh)
Naru: (Speed-reads Chapter 1 of "Warrior") WHAT KIND OF SMUT ARE YOU WRITING?(rolls up her sleeves)
Gote: It's not smut! Besides, that Chapter was my first time writing anything remotely related to fiction (Naru approaching menacingly)
Mot: Naru-sempai. Perhaps if you read the remaining Chapters, you would see that Gotenks-san means no REAL harm (Hands Naru Chapters 2-4.)
Gote: (Oh Crap! Chapter 2? Her and Shinobu are gonna be pissed when she reads---)
Naru: HE KISSED MUTSUMI-SAN???
Shin: WHAT? MUTSUMI-SAN AND SEMPAI? Aauuu!!!! (Flapping even more wildly)
Mut: (Blushing) Ara. That is my favorite Chapter so far. (Looking on dreamily)
Naru: (Sarcastically) It would be.
Mut: Hmm?
Shin: And where was I when this kiss took place?
Gote: Upstairs in your room crying as I recall. You and Kitsune weren't exactly happy when Keitaro and Motoko announced the conditions of their fight with Tsuruko.( A pair of hands slowly caress my shoulders)
Kitsune: (Grins) Someone mention me?
Gote: (sigh) Hello Kitsune.
Kit: Hey Gotenks-san. Why the long face?
Gote: Easier if you read this (Points above him)
Kit: (Reads) Oh I see (trademark hand-to-chin as she grins wider) So Naru, Looks like Mutsumi-san got to 1st base with your man.
Naru: He's NOT my man!
Gote: Manga Volumes 13 and 14 beg to differ.
Naru: THOSE DON'T COUNT!
Kit: Actually Naru. They do. The manga is our own personal Bible you know.
Mot: Kitsune is correct Naru-sempai. Akamatsu-san's tomes are our official exploits (much as it loathes me to admit)
Gote: Why does it loathe you so Motoko-chan?
Mot: Ack!! Y-You can read thoughts Gotenks-san?
Gote: Nope, but I can write them (grins) besides, you didn't answer my question.
Mot: Ahem! Never mind.
Gote: Heh! Anyway, to answer Shinobu and Mutsumi's earlier question, ---
Naru: NOT SO FAST BUSTER!
Gote: (sighs) What is it now Narusegawa?
Naru: Don't you "Narusegawa" me-
Gote: Wouldn't dream of playing ga-ga with you.
(The others giggle)
Naru: (Staring at me blankly) Ga-ga? Grrr. How about a one-way trip to the stratosphere, Courtesy of the Naru-express?
Gote: How about you let me finish what I was trying to say?
(Everyone gasps)
Naru: (Eye Twitching) W-what was that?
Gote: You heard me! Keep this up and I'll write a backbone on Keitaro so stiff that it will make the strongest metal on Earth seem like a slinky by comparison!
(Everyone oooooh's)
Naru: Y-You wouldn't dare.
Gote: Oh really? Know what a LEMON is?
Kit: (Oh Boy)
Naru: Hmph! Of course I do, it's citrus fruit.
Kit: (This is gonna be good)
Gote: Not in Fanfiction writing it isn't.
Naru: W-What is it then? (Kitsune whispers in her ear.) Aauuu!!!!
Gote: I'll make sure Keitaro satisfies every perverted fantasy he ever had AND make you love it.
Naru: ..
Gote: Want me to stop?
Naru: (Nods)
Gote: Thank You. Now please sit over there (Points at a Kotatsu) and keep out of trouble.
(Naru obediently complies)
Kit: Hey Gotenks, I like your style.
Mot: Indeed.
Mut: Ara.
Gote: Got that from Kitsune actually.
Kit: Moi'
Gote: Yup. Sort of my inspiration.
Kit: Glad to be of service. Speaking of which---
Got: Kitsune! Be good!
Kit: (chuckles) My dear Gotenks---I'm ALWAYS good, if you catch my drift.
Gote: (sweats)
Kit: Heh. Your fun to tease, just like Keitaro. Do you nose-bleed too?
Gote: No nose-bleeds here. HEY WATCH THOSE HANDS!
Shin: Aauu!!
Mot: Kitsune! Let Gotenks-san continue.
Kit: Oh pooh (Removes her hands from my belt, then looks around) By the way, where IS Keitaro?
Mut: Or Sara. Or Su.
Gote: (Composing himself)
Kit: (Grins)
Gote: Both Su and Sara aren't here because I'm feeling kind of lazy and didn't want to write them in today.
Sara + Su: BONZAI!!! (Pottery smash followed by Flying drop kick to head)
Whomp!
Shin: Ack!!!
Mut: Gotenks-san? Yoo-Hoo (Fans face as little birds twirl around my head)
Gote: (groggily) Officer. I swear I don't know how that got in my pants.
Kit (giggles)
Mutsumi and Shinobu help me up and set me back on my chair.
Gote: Where'd those two come from?
Mot: Hmm. Guessing from their location, they came and went from Naru- sempai's direction.
(All eyes on Naru as she whistles innocently)
Gote: (She does it again and I'll have Talon and Vash lock her in a room and arm them with hair clippers.)
Mot: I would advise against further attempts at harming Gotenks-san Naru- sempai.
Naru: What did I do?
Shin: Naru-sempai? Please be good.
Naru: Hmph Why?
Gote:(points up to last thought balloon.)
Naru: Ummm.
Gote: (Grins evilly)
Naru: I'll be good.
Gote: Thank You. As for Keitaro, I gave him some time off.
Mut: Whatever for I wonder?
Mot: Yes. Why should he need such rest?
Gote: Um, between both stories, he's going to be pretty busy.
Mot: Elaborate please.
Gote: (sigh) Well, Chapters 5+6 of "Warrior" deal with the fight with your sister, and the consequences afterwards.
Mot: ..
Kit: Hey Motoko. Maybe Keitaro will make an honest woman out of you.
Shin: Aauu! Motoko-sempai has to marry Sempai! (Flapping like mad)
Mut: Ara. How sweet. Motoko will make such a cute bride.
Mot: Ack!!
Kit: (Grins) I'll provide the booze.
Gote: Hello? People? How do you know that's what I have planned?
Shin: B-But Gotenks-sempai, you used the word "consequences".
Gote: So what? That can have any number of meanings.
Mut: Like what?
Kit: Heh. Like having them do the nasty instead.
Shin: Aauu!
Mot: Ack!!
Gote: Kitsune! Please stop or poor Shinobu will have a coronary. Motoko, please calm down as well.
Kit: Heh. Sorry. (Winks)
Mot: (Pants) I shall try.
Gote: Chapters 15 + 16 of "Friend" has Keitaro fighting the demon in Motoko's mind as well as Motoko doing the same in his. Sort of a meeting of the minds.
Mot: Hmmm
Gote: What?
Mot: Will you have me see Urashima's thoughts as well?
Gote: I have to. That's where this mysterious secret is that I've been hinting at all this time.
Mot: Ah yes! I already know which it is.
Gote: Motoko (puts finger to lips) SSsshhh.
Mot: Do not fear. I shall not reveal this secret.
Kit: Hey Gotenks. Why not let me in on it and I'll make it worth your while (winks again)
Gote: Kitsune. You'll just have to wait like everyone else. Trust me, it'll be worth the wait.
Mut: Ara. It sounds so exciting. I can't wait to find out what it is.
Shin: Mutsumi-san, from what I've read of "Friend", you seem to be part of this secret as well.
(All eyes on Mutsumi)
Gote: (Oh Hell. Didn't think of that. Kitsune will get it outta her for sure. Crap she's already planning something.)
Mut: Oh Dear. I seem to have forgotten what it was.
(Everyone Facefaults)
Gote: (Whew) Anyway, the whole point of my earlier frustration is that I just can't seem to get the details together on how to proceed. I mean, I have a general idea on what's going to happen, putting it together is a whole different ballgame---No wisecracks Konno!
Kit: Shucks, the whole Ballgame thing would have been soooo easy to twist around.
Mot: Kitsune. Do you not think of nothing else besides sake', gambling and sex?
Kit: Girl's gotta have a fun hobby. In my case, I have three.
Shin: Um, Gotenks-sempai?.
Gote: Yes Shinobu-chan.
Shin: In English class, my teacher says that you should write an outline before you start to write. Maybe that's what you should do.
Gote: That's a wonderful idea Shinobu-chan (catches her blush). Just one problem, I'm already using one (Hands her "Friend's" latest outline)
Shin: I see. Where is "Warrior's" outline?
Gote: Never made one.
Everyone: NO??
Gote: I pretty much winged it with "Warrior's" last 3 Chapters (used Manga Vol.9 to construct a lot of Chapter 1).
Mut: Oh dear. What about "Friend's"?
Gote: Winged every Chapter before 12, then started making outlines.
Kit: Kept everything up there (points to my forehead) didn't you?
Gote: Pretty much. That's probably why a lot of it isn't as tightly written as it could have been.
Mot: Perhaps when you have completed these stories, you might consider re- writing the Chapter's in a more formal manner. Although, I personally enjoy them as they are.
Shin: Me too.
Kit: Ditto
Mut: Ara, yes. They seem very adventurous.
(Naru slowly raises her hand as if she was still in highschool)
Gote: (Looking her way, annoyed) Yes Naru?
Naru: Gotenks-san? I just read a lot of these stories on fanfiction.net---- (sadly looking down)
Gote: (She doesn't like what she sees) Go On?
Naru: Do people REALLY hate me?
Everyone: ..
Naru: Am I THAT evil?( tears starting to form)
Gote: To be honest Naru, it really depends.
Naru: (sniffs) On what?
Gote: On how people write you.
Naru: I don't get it. The manga ended with Keitaro and I actually staying together right. I mean, we ended up with each other correct?
Gote: Yea, I suppose that's true. However, on Fanfiction.net (or any fanfic site for that matter) the author's choose at what point in the manga( or anime) that we want to write about. It's entirely up to us how we write you guys. Some fics use both as a very basic outline and weave their stories around it. Some re-write the love Hina universe to fit their own ends. There's just too many possibilities.
Naru: Why do so many people paint me as some evil bitch?
Gote: Hmm. Do me a favor and speed-read the Manga right now.
Naru: (Finishes it in seconds) Oh.
Gote: See what I mean. The anime is similar as well.
Naru: Meaning me beating on that perverted Baka-
Gote: Ahem.
Naru: --I mean on Keitaro, and not hearing his side ever.
Gote: To be fair, your not the only person to wrong him (points at everyone except Mutsumi) but you are the main "culprit". Believe it or not, it makes Keitaro sympathetic to the readers when he is against so many odds.
Naru: I guess your right. Then why do you seem to favor him with Motoko?
Mot:(Blushes)
Gote: The truth?
Naru: (Nods)
Gote: I like the pairing. It's a very viable pairing. Plus Motoko has SO much room for growth that its fun to write her.
Mot: Thank you
Gote: Your welcome.
Kit: Gotenks-san, that's not fair! It's not Naru's fault that she's written that way.
Mot: Or us for that matter.
Gote: You girls are correct. However, in every story, there's usually a good guy and a bad guy. Who do you think we normally root for?
Mut: Ara, I see.
Gote: Girls, we can debate until I am blue in the face. Ultimately, it depends on how people see the characters. Besides Naru, why did you only focus on the bad stuff when there are still plenty of Fics that root you and Keitaro on. Heck, some even have you guys married with or without kids.
Mut: Oh, How wonderful. MUST READ time.
Gote:(Woman is starting to scare me) Yes Mutsumi, it's that time again.
Mot: What tomes have caught your interest this time Gotenks-san.
Yamiga's Light: HOLDING HAND'S - Start's out as a Kei/Naru/Mut fic but ends with being Naru/Kei. Lots of interesting confessions and OOC'ness.( It's Yamiga's first fiction)
Shin: OOC?
Kit: Out Of Character. Apparently, Keitaro gets a backbone in this one. Heck, I like it.
Yamiga's Light: AND LIFE GOES ON? Sequel to (points up) Same OOC'ness , but sexier.
Mut: Oh dear (Blushes)
Mot: Indeed (Blushes more)
Shin: W-What is it?
Kit: Heh Shinobu. Think you might wanna sit that one out.
Shin: Why?
Kit: I'll say it like this, It's your 2nd worst nightmare come true.(Whispers in her ear)
Whomp!
Kit: Heh. Was afraid of that. (Carries Shinobu to a nearby futon) Good thing she didn't see her 1st one down below
Belldandy's Keiichi: ALWAYS & FOREVER with EVER AFTER comprise the courtship and eventual marriage of Keitaro and Naru (with a small but important addition to the dorm). The story is HUGE but very emotionally satisfying for all true Kei/Naru fans.
Kit: Good thing Shinobu didn't see that last recommendation. She'd never calm down. See Naru, you got fans after all.
Naru: ..
Mot: I agree with Kitsune. These stories are meant to be a source of enjoyment. Take heart that these fans wish to read and write about us at all Naru-sempai.
Naru: ..
Mut: Ara. I personally like MUTSUMI WRITES A LEMON by Davner. Writing seems to be such fun. Oh dear, Haruka with Whips.
Kit: Hey. Kinky.
Gote: (Sweats some more) Yea Mutsumi-san, it can be.( Forgot someone had her write a lemon)
Mot: (Blushing still) Gotenks-san. Um, Do you plan on writing such scenes -- -with Urashima and Myself.
Gote: (Smiling) that would be telling Motoko-chan. Let's just say---you'll have a greater appreciation for your landlord when both stories are finished.
Mot: (Blushing furiously) V-Very well then. Continue with your writing. I look forward to them.
Mut: I shall as well.
Kit: Count me and Naru in. I'm always looking some excitement.
(Shinobu groans weakly from the futon)
Kit: (Smiling) Might as well count Shinobu in as well. Soon as she wakes up that is.
Gote: I will. Um, what seems to be the problem Mutsumi-san.
Mut: Gotenks-san? Aren't your stories around 16-18 pages long?
Gote: For the most part why?
Mut: Hmm, wasn't this particulr piece supposed to help you with your writer's block?
Gote: It gives me something different to write. Why do you ask?
Mut: I have just noticed, I think you have surpassed 18 pages.
Gote: (Looks down at page counter) Yikes! Your right. See, that's what happens when I start writing for the fun of it.
Mut: As you should Gotenks-san. It always helps when it is something you like to do. Will you be able to write "Friend's" next Chapter soon?
Gote: You know Mutsumi-san. I think I might be able to now. Thank You.
Mut: Your welcome. I am glad that we were able to help you.
Kit: Yea man. Get to it already. I wanna see if Keitaro gets the girl.
Gote: Which one?
Kit: (purrs)I think I'll let you surprise me.
Mot: I agree. I wish to see the outcome of your stories.
Gote: You figure pretty prominently in both stories Motoko-chan. You'd be affected the most.
Mot: All the more reason to see you complete them (Bows formally) Goodnight Gotenks-san.( Walks away)
Gote: G'Nite Motoko-chan. Kitsune could you take Shinobu-chan back to her room.
Kit: Got it covered. Although, I could "uncover" something nice for you later on---hmm?
Gote: (sighs) G'Nite Kitsune. I'll see you next Chapter.
Kit: Party pooper (sticks tongue out then walks off)
Gote: Um Mutsumi-san? Your not gonna follow me back to my room again are you?
Mutsumi: No Gotenks-san. However, I may visit Vash. He always seems happy when I bring him my melons. Tee-Hee. (Walks off as well)
Gote: Good ole VASH ( BTW update RoL already eh?) Sheesh. Time to upload this puppy and get some sleep.( Turns off PC after uploading and walks off)
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Naru: Um Hello? Guys still there?
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Naru:Gotenks-san? Can I get up now? I really gotta pee!
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In Between
(Somewhere)
We find Gotenks01013(me) sitting if front of his PC staring at a blank Word document. Like all decent writers, I am suffering from Writer's block and begin to rub my temples in frustration.
Gotenks01013: This is ridiculous. Why isn't anything getting through this thick skull of mine. Grrrr.
(Soft footsteps approach my desk. Someone puts a plate of Rice Cakes and Hot Cocoa next me.)
Shinobu: Here you go Gotenks-Sempai. You looked like you could use a snack.
Gote: Arigato Shinobu-Chan (munches on cakes). I suppose I could use a break (gulps on Cocoa). Mmm. Delicious. Your cooking is even better than what I've read.
Shin: (Blushing) Arigato Gotenks-sempai.
Gote: Anyway, besides bringing me this awesome snack, what can I do for you Shinobu-chan?
Shin: (Acting very shy) Um, If you don't mind. I was just wondering what you were doing?
(Loud footsteps approach )
Motoko: Yes Gotenks-san. I am also curious what it is you were doing (Stares disapprovingly at me) and with a minor no less?
Gote: (sweating as she slowly draws her katana) Uh. What exactly do you mean Motoko-chan?
Shin: (Looking nervous) M-Motoko-sempai. I-I was just bringing Gotenks- sempai a snack (points at plate and mug) See?
Mot: (Sheathing katana) Very well. However, it still doesn't explain why he has not updated EITHER of his stories yet. Especially, "To Help a Friend". Did I not mention that I wanted to revenge myself against that foul demon?
(Another set of light footsteps, followed by someone running join us)
Naru: (Scowling) Hey! What's going on over here? What's this about some stories? (Her scowl turns toward me) Baka! Better not be anything perverted or you'll get what that other Baka gets.
Mutsumi: (Hands clasped in front of her while being her usually cheery self) Ara. Did someone say stories? How nice. Can I be in one?
(Everyone Facefaults)
Gote: Um Mutsumi! Don't you remember? Your in BOTH "To Help a Friend" AND "To be a Warrior or a Woman" just like everyone else is.
Naru: Ahem (Folding her arms in defiance)
Gote: (sweatdrops) Yea Naru? Was there something I missed?
Naru: You Baka! Everyone's in that fic with the demon in it, right?
Gote: That would be "Friend."
Naru: Yea! So how come I'm not in your other one. The one where Motoko and that Hentai have to fight her crazy sister.
(Motoko coolly staring in the older girls direction.)
Gote: (Hmm. If looks could burn, Naru'd be toast right now.) You mean "Warrior"?
Naru: Yea. Why haven't you written me in there yet?
Shin: Um. I was wondering that myself Gotenks-sempai.
Gote: Actually Naru. The answer is really very simple. I haven't GOTTEN to your part yet. You definitely play a role in it.
Naru: When?
Gote: Soon.
Naru: How soon?
Gote: (Coldly) When I get to it.
Naru: (Pouts) Better be soon.
Shin: N-Naru-sempai. He didn't write you in "Friend" until at least the 4th Chapter. Look how much you had to do after that.
Mutsumi: Ara Shinobu-chan that is true. I especially liked the part where she played the distressed maiden while under the clutches of the "evil" Motoko-chan. Tee-Hee.
(Naru coolly looking at Mutsumi this time.)
Naru: I am NOT someone's maiden. Motoko just has bad eyesight is all.
Mot: My eyesight is perfect. You were simply at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Naru: Bad eyesight!
Mot: Wrong time!
(Both girls stood glaring at each other-sparks starting to flow between their eyes)
Gote: (Um, when did this start to be a Tenchi fic?) Girls calm down will you?
(Both Naru and Motoko stop)
Gote: Thank You. You're not helping any.
Mut: What was it you were trying to do earlier Gotenks-san?
Gote: Well Mutsumi-san, it goes like this. I was trying to start Chapter 15 of "Friend", like I promised Motoko in "Warrior".
Mot: Thank You.
Gote: Your welcome.
Naru: So what's the problem?
Gote: The problem is, details. It's supposed to be the chapter where Keitaro finally goes inside Motoko's mind to confront the demon. Uh Motoko, Why is your katana being unsheathed again? (sweats)
Mot: What thoughts do you plan for Urashima to see? ( Katana pointing at my neck)
Shin: (Flapping arms wildly) Motoko-sempai, please be calm. I'm sure Gotenks-sempai will be good.
Mut: Ara. Yes, Motoko-chan. Look how good he was with you when he began "Warrior". Kei-Kun was a gentleman with you in his room wasn't he?
Mot: (Blushes)
Naru: (Glaring at Mutsumi) What do you mean---his room? GOTENKS!
Gote: (Uh Oh)
Naru: (Speed-reads Chapter 1 of "Warrior") WHAT KIND OF SMUT ARE YOU WRITING?(rolls up her sleeves)
Gote: It's not smut! Besides, that Chapter was my first time writing anything remotely related to fiction (Naru approaching menacingly)
Mot: Naru-sempai. Perhaps if you read the remaining Chapters, you would see that Gotenks-san means no REAL harm (Hands Naru Chapters 2-4.)
Gote: (Oh Crap! Chapter 2? Her and Shinobu are gonna be pissed when she reads---)
Naru: HE KISSED MUTSUMI-SAN???
Shin: WHAT? MUTSUMI-SAN AND SEMPAI? Aauuu!!!! (Flapping even more wildly)
Mut: (Blushing) Ara. That is my favorite Chapter so far. (Looking on dreamily)
Naru: (Sarcastically) It would be.
Mut: Hmm?
Shin: And where was I when this kiss took place?
Gote: Upstairs in your room crying as I recall. You and Kitsune weren't exactly happy when Keitaro and Motoko announced the conditions of their fight with Tsuruko.( A pair of hands slowly caress my shoulders)
Kitsune: (Grins) Someone mention me?
Gote: (sigh) Hello Kitsune.
Kit: Hey Gotenks-san. Why the long face?
Gote: Easier if you read this (Points above him)
Kit: (Reads) Oh I see (trademark hand-to-chin as she grins wider) So Naru, Looks like Mutsumi-san got to 1st base with your man.
Naru: He's NOT my man!
Gote: Manga Volumes 13 and 14 beg to differ.
Naru: THOSE DON'T COUNT!
Kit: Actually Naru. They do. The manga is our own personal Bible you know.
Mot: Kitsune is correct Naru-sempai. Akamatsu-san's tomes are our official exploits (much as it loathes me to admit)
Gote: Why does it loathe you so Motoko-chan?
Mot: Ack!! Y-You can read thoughts Gotenks-san?
Gote: Nope, but I can write them (grins) besides, you didn't answer my question.
Mot: Ahem! Never mind.
Gote: Heh! Anyway, to answer Shinobu and Mutsumi's earlier question, ---
Naru: NOT SO FAST BUSTER!
Gote: (sighs) What is it now Narusegawa?
Naru: Don't you "Narusegawa" me-
Gote: Wouldn't dream of playing ga-ga with you.
(The others giggle)
Naru: (Staring at me blankly) Ga-ga? Grrr. How about a one-way trip to the stratosphere, Courtesy of the Naru-express?
Gote: How about you let me finish what I was trying to say?
(Everyone gasps)
Naru: (Eye Twitching) W-what was that?
Gote: You heard me! Keep this up and I'll write a backbone on Keitaro so stiff that it will make the strongest metal on Earth seem like a slinky by comparison!
(Everyone oooooh's)
Naru: Y-You wouldn't dare.
Gote: Oh really? Know what a LEMON is?
Kit: (Oh Boy)
Naru: Hmph! Of course I do, it's citrus fruit.
Kit: (This is gonna be good)
Gote: Not in Fanfiction writing it isn't.
Naru: W-What is it then? (Kitsune whispers in her ear.) Aauuu!!!!
Gote: I'll make sure Keitaro satisfies every perverted fantasy he ever had AND make you love it.
Naru: ..
Gote: Want me to stop?
Naru: (Nods)
Gote: Thank You. Now please sit over there (Points at a Kotatsu) and keep out of trouble.
(Naru obediently complies)
Kit: Hey Gotenks, I like your style.
Mot: Indeed.
Mut: Ara.
Gote: Got that from Kitsune actually.
Kit: Moi'
Gote: Yup. Sort of my inspiration.
Kit: Glad to be of service. Speaking of which---
Got: Kitsune! Be good!
Kit: (chuckles) My dear Gotenks---I'm ALWAYS good, if you catch my drift.
Gote: (sweats)
Kit: Heh. Your fun to tease, just like Keitaro. Do you nose-bleed too?
Gote: No nose-bleeds here. HEY WATCH THOSE HANDS!
Shin: Aauu!!
Mot: Kitsune! Let Gotenks-san continue.
Kit: Oh pooh (Removes her hands from my belt, then looks around) By the way, where IS Keitaro?
Mut: Or Sara. Or Su.
Gote: (Composing himself)
Kit: (Grins)
Gote: Both Su and Sara aren't here because I'm feeling kind of lazy and didn't want to write them in today.
Sara + Su: BONZAI!!! (Pottery smash followed by Flying drop kick to head)
Whomp!
Shin: Ack!!!
Mut: Gotenks-san? Yoo-Hoo (Fans face as little birds twirl around my head)
Gote: (groggily) Officer. I swear I don't know how that got in my pants.
Kit (giggles)
Mutsumi and Shinobu help me up and set me back on my chair.
Gote: Where'd those two come from?
Mot: Hmm. Guessing from their location, they came and went from Naru- sempai's direction.
(All eyes on Naru as she whistles innocently)
Gote: (She does it again and I'll have Talon and Vash lock her in a room and arm them with hair clippers.)
Mot: I would advise against further attempts at harming Gotenks-san Naru- sempai.
Naru: What did I do?
Shin: Naru-sempai? Please be good.
Naru: Hmph Why?
Gote:(points up to last thought balloon.)
Naru: Ummm.
Gote: (Grins evilly)
Naru: I'll be good.
Gote: Thank You. As for Keitaro, I gave him some time off.
Mut: Whatever for I wonder?
Mot: Yes. Why should he need such rest?
Gote: Um, between both stories, he's going to be pretty busy.
Mot: Elaborate please.
Gote: (sigh) Well, Chapters 5+6 of "Warrior" deal with the fight with your sister, and the consequences afterwards.
Mot: ..
Kit: Hey Motoko. Maybe Keitaro will make an honest woman out of you.
Shin: Aauu! Motoko-sempai has to marry Sempai! (Flapping like mad)
Mut: Ara. How sweet. Motoko will make such a cute bride.
Mot: Ack!!
Kit: (Grins) I'll provide the booze.
Gote: Hello? People? How do you know that's what I have planned?
Shin: B-But Gotenks-sempai, you used the word "consequences".
Gote: So what? That can have any number of meanings.
Mut: Like what?
Kit: Heh. Like having them do the nasty instead.
Shin: Aauu!
Mot: Ack!!
Gote: Kitsune! Please stop or poor Shinobu will have a coronary. Motoko, please calm down as well.
Kit: Heh. Sorry. (Winks)
Mot: (Pants) I shall try.
Gote: Chapters 15 + 16 of "Friend" has Keitaro fighting the demon in Motoko's mind as well as Motoko doing the same in his. Sort of a meeting of the minds.
Mot: Hmmm
Gote: What?
Mot: Will you have me see Urashima's thoughts as well?
Gote: I have to. That's where this mysterious secret is that I've been hinting at all this time.
Mot: Ah yes! I already know which it is.
Gote: Motoko (puts finger to lips) SSsshhh.
Mot: Do not fear. I shall not reveal this secret.
Kit: Hey Gotenks. Why not let me in on it and I'll make it worth your while (winks again)
Gote: Kitsune. You'll just have to wait like everyone else. Trust me, it'll be worth the wait.
Mut: Ara. It sounds so exciting. I can't wait to find out what it is.
Shin: Mutsumi-san, from what I've read of "Friend", you seem to be part of this secret as well.
(All eyes on Mutsumi)
Gote: (Oh Hell. Didn't think of that. Kitsune will get it outta her for sure. Crap she's already planning something.)
Mut: Oh Dear. I seem to have forgotten what it was.
(Everyone Facefaults)
Gote: (Whew) Anyway, the whole point of my earlier frustration is that I just can't seem to get the details together on how to proceed. I mean, I have a general idea on what's going to happen, putting it together is a whole different ballgame---No wisecracks Konno!
Kit: Shucks, the whole Ballgame thing would have been soooo easy to twist around.
Mot: Kitsune. Do you not think of nothing else besides sake', gambling and sex?
Kit: Girl's gotta have a fun hobby. In my case, I have three.
Shin: Um, Gotenks-sempai?.
Gote: Yes Shinobu-chan.
Shin: In English class, my teacher says that you should write an outline before you start to write. Maybe that's what you should do.
Gote: That's a wonderful idea Shinobu-chan (catches her blush). Just one problem, I'm already using one (Hands her "Friend's" latest outline)
Shin: I see. Where is "Warrior's" outline?
Gote: Never made one.
Everyone: NO??
Gote: I pretty much winged it with "Warrior's" last 3 Chapters (used Manga Vol.9 to construct a lot of Chapter 1).
Mut: Oh dear. What about "Friend's"?
Gote: Winged every Chapter before 12, then started making outlines.
Kit: Kept everything up there (points to my forehead) didn't you?
Gote: Pretty much. That's probably why a lot of it isn't as tightly written as it could have been.
Mot: Perhaps when you have completed these stories, you might consider re- writing the Chapter's in a more formal manner. Although, I personally enjoy them as they are.
Shin: Me too.
Kit: Ditto
Mut: Ara, yes. They seem very adventurous.
(Naru slowly raises her hand as if she was still in highschool)
Gote: (Looking her way, annoyed) Yes Naru?
Naru: Gotenks-san? I just read a lot of these stories on fanfiction.net---- (sadly looking down)
Gote: (She doesn't like what she sees) Go On?
Naru: Do people REALLY hate me?
Everyone: ..
Naru: Am I THAT evil?( tears starting to form)
Gote: To be honest Naru, it really depends.
Naru: (sniffs) On what?
Gote: On how people write you.
Naru: I don't get it. The manga ended with Keitaro and I actually staying together right. I mean, we ended up with each other correct?
Gote: Yea, I suppose that's true. However, on Fanfiction.net (or any fanfic site for that matter) the author's choose at what point in the manga( or anime) that we want to write about. It's entirely up to us how we write you guys. Some fics use both as a very basic outline and weave their stories around it. Some re-write the love Hina universe to fit their own ends. There's just too many possibilities.
Naru: Why do so many people paint me as some evil bitch?
Gote: Hmm. Do me a favor and speed-read the Manga right now.
Naru: (Finishes it in seconds) Oh.
Gote: See what I mean. The anime is similar as well.
Naru: Meaning me beating on that perverted Baka-
Gote: Ahem.
Naru: --I mean on Keitaro, and not hearing his side ever.
Gote: To be fair, your not the only person to wrong him (points at everyone except Mutsumi) but you are the main "culprit". Believe it or not, it makes Keitaro sympathetic to the readers when he is against so many odds.
Naru: I guess your right. Then why do you seem to favor him with Motoko?
Mot:(Blushes)
Gote: The truth?
Naru: (Nods)
Gote: I like the pairing. It's a very viable pairing. Plus Motoko has SO much room for growth that its fun to write her.
Mot: Thank you
Gote: Your welcome.
Kit: Gotenks-san, that's not fair! It's not Naru's fault that she's written that way.
Mot: Or us for that matter.
Gote: You girls are correct. However, in every story, there's usually a good guy and a bad guy. Who do you think we normally root for?
Mut: Ara, I see.
Gote: Girls, we can debate until I am blue in the face. Ultimately, it depends on how people see the characters. Besides Naru, why did you only focus on the bad stuff when there are still plenty of Fics that root you and Keitaro on. Heck, some even have you guys married with or without kids.
Mut: Oh, How wonderful. MUST READ time.
Gote:(Woman is starting to scare me) Yes Mutsumi, it's that time again.
Mot: What tomes have caught your interest this time Gotenks-san.
Yamiga's Light: HOLDING HAND'S - Start's out as a Kei/Naru/Mut fic but ends with being Naru/Kei. Lots of interesting confessions and OOC'ness.( It's Yamiga's first fiction)
Shin: OOC?
Kit: Out Of Character. Apparently, Keitaro gets a backbone in this one. Heck, I like it.
Yamiga's Light: AND LIFE GOES ON? Sequel to (points up) Same OOC'ness , but sexier.
Mut: Oh dear (Blushes)
Mot: Indeed (Blushes more)
Shin: W-What is it?
Kit: Heh Shinobu. Think you might wanna sit that one out.
Shin: Why?
Kit: I'll say it like this, It's your 2nd worst nightmare come true.(Whispers in her ear)
Whomp!
Kit: Heh. Was afraid of that. (Carries Shinobu to a nearby futon) Good thing she didn't see her 1st one down below
Belldandy's Keiichi: ALWAYS & FOREVER with EVER AFTER comprise the courtship and eventual marriage of Keitaro and Naru (with a small but important addition to the dorm). The story is HUGE but very emotionally satisfying for all true Kei/Naru fans.
Kit: Good thing Shinobu didn't see that last recommendation. She'd never calm down. See Naru, you got fans after all.
Naru: ..
Mot: I agree with Kitsune. These stories are meant to be a source of enjoyment. Take heart that these fans wish to read and write about us at all Naru-sempai.
Naru: ..
Mut: Ara. I personally like MUTSUMI WRITES A LEMON by Davner. Writing seems to be such fun. Oh dear, Haruka with Whips.
Kit: Hey. Kinky.
Gote: (Sweats some more) Yea Mutsumi-san, it can be.( Forgot someone had her write a lemon)
Mot: (Blushing still) Gotenks-san. Um, Do you plan on writing such scenes -- -with Urashima and Myself.
Gote: (Smiling) that would be telling Motoko-chan. Let's just say---you'll have a greater appreciation for your landlord when both stories are finished.
Mot: (Blushing furiously) V-Very well then. Continue with your writing. I look forward to them.
Mut: I shall as well.
Kit: Count me and Naru in. I'm always looking some excitement.
(Shinobu groans weakly from the futon)
Kit: (Smiling) Might as well count Shinobu in as well. Soon as she wakes up that is.
Gote: I will. Um, what seems to be the problem Mutsumi-san.
Mut: Gotenks-san? Aren't your stories around 16-18 pages long?
Gote: For the most part why?
Mut: Hmm, wasn't this particulr piece supposed to help you with your writer's block?
Gote: It gives me something different to write. Why do you ask?
Mut: I have just noticed, I think you have surpassed 18 pages.
Gote: (Looks down at page counter) Yikes! Your right. See, that's what happens when I start writing for the fun of it.
Mut: As you should Gotenks-san. It always helps when it is something you like to do. Will you be able to write "Friend's" next Chapter soon?
Gote: You know Mutsumi-san. I think I might be able to now. Thank You.
Mut: Your welcome. I am glad that we were able to help you.
Kit: Yea man. Get to it already. I wanna see if Keitaro gets the girl.
Gote: Which one?
Kit: (purrs)I think I'll let you surprise me.
Mot: I agree. I wish to see the outcome of your stories.
Gote: You figure pretty prominently in both stories Motoko-chan. You'd be affected the most.
Mot: All the more reason to see you complete them (Bows formally) Goodnight Gotenks-san.( Walks away)
Gote: G'Nite Motoko-chan. Kitsune could you take Shinobu-chan back to her room.
Kit: Got it covered. Although, I could "uncover" something nice for you later on---hmm?
Gote: (sighs) G'Nite Kitsune. I'll see you next Chapter.
Kit: Party pooper (sticks tongue out then walks off)
Gote: Um Mutsumi-san? Your not gonna follow me back to my room again are you?
Mutsumi: No Gotenks-san. However, I may visit Vash. He always seems happy when I bring him my melons. Tee-Hee. (Walks off as well)
Gote: Good ole VASH ( BTW update RoL already eh?) Sheesh. Time to upload this puppy and get some sleep.( Turns off PC after uploading and walks off)
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