"Simone, you gotta help me think of another idea to steal
Miguel away from Charity" Kay whined once again.
Simone and Kay were hiding next to the staircase spying
on Miguel and Charity. Kay peeked over and saw Charity
sitting in Miguel's lap, they were looking into each other's
eyes like sick puppies again. Then all of a sudden
Charity's innocent smile turned into a frown as she stated
to Miguel that she had yet ANOTHER freckin' premonition.
Miguel then threw her off his lap and said, "Charity, what
the hell is wrong with you?, you have all these damn
premonitions all the time and it's annoying me like f*ck!!"
"But, Miguel, I don't know why I have these premonitions,
but I'm not crazy, I'M PSYCHO!!!", Charity said as she had
an evil crazy look in her eye.
"Yep, your right Charity, your INSANE, you need to go into
the looney bin. Hell I should too right about now for
staying with you so damn long! you haven't even gone to
2nd base with me yet! Don't you understand my needs
too? I need to get f*cking laid already dammit!!" Miguel
screamed at her.
"Miguel, I didn't know that I made you feel that way, I'm
sorry Miguel, I'm so sorry!" ,Charity screeched.
"You are such a jinx Charity!, what are you doing? You
keep having these damn premonitions and you tryed to
kill me like how many times?!, screw this sh*t...I'M MOVING
ON!" Miguel lastly said before he stormed out the door.
Charity was left on the stairs all by herself crying and
sobbing more than usual. Kay and Simone heard the
whole thing and Kay's grin spread from ear to ear. "Just
think Simone, now Miguel is all mine!, no more stupid
Charity in my way!" Simone gave her dissaproving look
and waved her finger at Kay.
"Kay, look at your cousin!, she's so hurt. You have to go
over there with me to comfort her. And come on Kay,
she's your own cousin! you can't take the man she loves
away from her", Simone lectured Kay.
"The hell I can't!, and you shouldn't even be talking
Simone Russell!, your trying to take Chad away from your
own SISTER! He's doesn't even love you anyway,
REJECT! he loves Whitney.", Kay snapped back.
Simone was left with a confused look on her face while
Kay went out the door to go see Miguel. Simone, being a
good friend to Charity, went over to the staircase to
comfort her. "Charity, I'm so sorry what just happened
between you and Miguel. I know he still loves you and you
two will make up, he was just upset I guess." Simone said
reassuring her.
Kay knocked on Miguel's door but there was no answer.
She knew where the house key was hidden in the front
yard so she let herself in. She looked in the living room, no
Miguel in sight. She looked down the hallway, no Miguel in
sight. She looked in the kitchen, then his room, no Miguel
in sight. Then she heard some loud music coming from
Theresa's room, so she looked in there. Kay was shocked
when she saw Miguel dressed up in full drag singing
"moving on" by Mya. He quickly dropped the microphone
and ripped off the dress.
"Oh hi Kay. Um....what are you doing here?!" Miguel
nervously blurted out.
"Uh....I just wanted to..um, well. Okay, Miguel, I have to tell
you something very important." Kay managed to say in
one breath.
"Of course, Kay. Sit down" MIguel pointed to Theresa's
bed and quickly kicked the dress and heels under the bed.
"Miguel, oh Miguel, I've waited so long to tell you this. But
now is a better time then ever ,since your not with Charity
any more. I love you Miguel. I always loved you." Kay
spoke softly as tears ran down her cheeks,realizing that
her secret was out.
"Oh Kay, I know you love me, I love you too. You're a great
friend." Miguel said as he smiled and put his arm around
her.
"No you f*cking idiot!!!, I mean, no....I love you more than a
friend. I want to be your girlfriend Miguel, I can give you so
much more than she did." Kay despretely said as she
looked yearningly into his eyes.
"You mean....I can finally get laid?.....yeeeeeaaa!!" Miguel
said as he jumped up and down like a fool.
"Yes Miguel, I can give that to you, I can give you that and
a lot more." Kay said as she took off her jacket.
Meanwhile, back at the Bennett house, Charity and
Simone were on the living room couch talking. Charity
was still crying like a pathetic baby and Simone was being
all friendly and telling her that Miguel is no good for her
anyway. Then all of a sudden they both heard loud sirens
outside. A squad of 20 busted down the door and grabbed
Simone from the couch. "This is the Fashion police, and
you've been busted, big time pal. It's our duty to stop
Harmony citizens from wearing outrageous, out of style
clothing. You have violated code 1573, wearing bright
oranges with greens and such. Every word you say may
and will be used againist you in the court of law. You have
the rights to have an attorney present, if you can not
afford one, one will be appointed to you." the fashion
officer stated.
Simone screamed as they dragged her out the door.
Charity, being a dumb blonde said, "Wow!, are we on
cops?" Grace and Sam rushed down the stairs hearing all
the comotion after screwing in their bedroom and asked
Charity what happened. "The cops came and took
Simone!, not the Harmony PD though, it was the
something police.....oh yeah the fashion police!" Charity
explained, the best she could.
"Ha ha, I knew that girl was wearing too much crappy
clothes", Sam and Grace both said as they snickered
hysterically.
At the Lopez-Fitzgerald's house, Miguel and Kay just
finished their "bussiness" in Theresa's room. "Wow, Kay,
that was awesome!, Charity would of never done all that!"
Miguel said in amazement.
"Why, thank you Miguel!, I know I'm better than that
blonde trailer park trash of a hoe Charity." Kay answered,
then they both started making out again and fell on the
floor. Then they heard a knock at the front door. They
quickly got up and rushed to the door. It was the ever so
suspicious Tabitha from next door who always seemed to
appear with her stupid doll she named Timmy. Miguel
answered the door and Tabitha asked if she could come
in. Miguel directed her to the couch and he and Kay asked
her why she came to visit. She said that she heard all the
commotion at the Bennett house with the sirens and
everything and when she went to ask someone there what
happened no one was there. So she decided to come to
the Lopez-Fitzgerald house. Kay rolled her eyes at Tabitha
thinking " Damn that old woman....I could be screwing
Miguel, again".
Then Kay and Miguel went into the kitchen to go get
lemonade for Tabitha. Timmy, of course, magically came
alive and started walking and talking. But of course, Kay
and Miguel didn't hear Tabitha talking to anyone in the
next room when it's so obvious. When they came back
with a pitcher of lemonade the phone rang. It was Pilar,
she was telling Miguel she'd be home late from the Crane
mansion and to tell Luis and Theresa that. Tabitha stood
up to pour more lemonade in her glass and being such a
old clumsy ass she fell on the floor. Kay and Miguel
rushed over to her to help her up and Tim tim came alive.
Kay and Miguel saw the doll walking and talking and they
were in awe. "But...but...but this can't be! he's a doll and
he's walking and talking!....AHHHH it's Chucky!!", Kay
screamed in horror as she picked up a mallet and
whacked it several times on the head.
"Woah Kay, what is that thing?, OhMyGosh it's chucky!!
Come on ya'll let's run!" Miguel screamed in a high
pitched tone,then ran his sissy ass out the door. "Tim
Tim" was unconscious from the mallet and Tabitha was
still on the floor. After Timmy came to, Tabitha scowled
him for coming alive. Then to punish him, she took fluffy
out of her "magic" bag and threw it on him. He screamed
and cried while fluffy scratched his little doll eyes out. He
died as a doll and got recyled at the plastic center.
Simone, was never let out on bail and stayed locked up
forever. Charity really did go insane and jumped off a cliff
and died. Tabitha was left all alone without a friend in the
world and decided to hook up with that Santa Claus she
had her paws all over. Kay and Miguel still were in love
and Kay got pregnant with his child. Grace and Sam are
somewhere as we speak, screwing....welp, this is the end
of my story. HOPE U LIKED IT!!!!!
