Split Personalities:
Gundam Wing Version
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: No matter how much I cry and beg I shall never in this life own Gundam Wing, Dragonball Z, Hamtaro, or X-men Evolution. *sob*
A/N: Okay peeps, here's the scoop: The dudes and dudettes who talked for the Gundam crew talked for several other shows that we all know and love, for example:
Heeros VA also talked for Angel in X-men Evolution
Duo's VA also talked for Wolverine in X-men Evolution, Piccolo in DBZ, and Hermey the Elf, Yukon Cornelius, and Coach Comet in Rudolf the Red- nosed Reindeer
Trowa's VA ///_^ *ahem* also talked for Scott Summers in X-men Evolution
Quatre's VA also talked for Kurt in X-men Evolution and Maxwell in Hamtaro
Wufei's VA (that rhymes! ^_^) also talked for Boss in Hamtaro and Yamcha in DBZ.
Relena's VA also talked for Chichi in DBZ.
Treize's VA also talked for Professor X in X-men Evolution.
and last but not least:
Noin's VA also talked for Hamtaro in Hamtaro.
So, the question is: What if one day all their lines got mixed up? Well, I'll tell you right now: extreme insanity. BWAHAHA!!
Just a little note: *ahem* I HATE yaoi with a passion!!! So if you're here looking for it, you've come to the wrong place, my friend.
So before I put you all to sleep with my boringness, Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce my sad attempt at humor!! *fanfare*:
Once upon a time in the Gundam guys' household, it was a normal boring day. Everyone was doing what they do best. Heero was on his beloved laptop hacking into top secret government sites, places we mortals could only dream of accessing. Duo was watching cartoons and stuffing his face with a whole assortment of junk food. (which can't be good for his stomach, not to mention his teeth) Trowa was sitting in a chair being his usual quiet self, thinking things I personally don't want to know. Quatre was sipping a lovely cup of tea and reading a book about peace and how to get along. And of course, Wufei was ranting about justice and whatnot.
Maxwell, you left your toothbrush in my room again! This is an injustice to my honorable self and Nataku!!
This of course was Wufei ranting.
Calm down, Wu-man, sorry if my personal item has destroyed the sanctity of your room, replied Duo with boredom, for he had heard this same rant several times before. Like when he left his deodorant in there last Monday or when he borrowed some of Wu-man's socks on Friday or when . . . well, you get the picture.
Maxwell must I remind you the injustice of going into my room without permission, Wufei replied, ready to give Duo his justice speech #126 Part IV Section B.
But, Duo wanted to get back to the Looney Toons marathon on TV. So, he just grabbed the offending item with a mumbled, Yeah, sure, whatever you say.
Wufei was just about to walk off to shine and polish Nataku yet again when something Duo said brought him back.
Hey, you used it!
What?! Injustice! I would never stoop to using someone else's toothbrush!
You did too use it; it's wet.
Maxwell, it is an injustice that you would th-- Wufei suddenly stopped and his eyes glazed over for a second before leaning toward the toothbrush in Duo's hand and sniffing it.
Hiff Hiff, Hiff Hiff.
Duo was dumbstruck at Wu-man's odd behavior.
Nope there's not a drop of water on this toothbrush, that being said, he scuttled off, Badda Badda Badda Badda Badda.
Duo blinked in surprise. *blink blink*
Uh, guys Wufei is acting a little. . .strange.
The other three Gundam guys looked over at Wufei to see what was wrong. He was now rubbing his hands in his hair contentedly.
Koosh Koosh, Koosh Koosh. He then noticed the four pairs of eyes staring at him perplexed, What's the matter with you ham-hams?
Uh, guys, what's a ham-ham? asked Quatre.
The Wu-man's finally flipped his lid. I knew that all that justice garbage would eventually take it's toll on him, replied Duo.
Just then Wufei got a bright idea. I know what you ham-hams need: to get out of this stuffy place. We can go find the other ham-hams and hang out at the ham-ham clubhouse. He gets all starry eyed at the thought, And I can see Bijou!
Alright, what's a Bijou?!
Whoever uttered that comment (namely Quatre), was knocked senseless by Wufei's shovel which he had mysteriously acquired out of nowhere.
Bijou is only the most beautiful ham-ham that ever lived!
You guys, Wufei is acting really odd, said Quatre, stating the obvious.
Well, duh! was Duo's reply.
answered Heero.
. . . . said Trowa.
Then they noticed that their insane companion was missing.
By Allah, he's gone! said Quatre jumping in surprise, We have to find him!
Mission Accepted. (we all know who that was XP)
They all heard some rustling coming from the kitchen. They rushed to the kitchen and found Wufei rummaging in the cupboards.
Um, Wufei, what are you doing? Duo ventured to ask.
Wufei popped his head out from behind the cabinet door he was rummaging in. Strangely, his cheeks were the size of grapefruits, stuffed with what appeared to be sunflower seeds. And he was still stuffing the seeds in his mouth at an alarming speed.
We have to stop him before he chokes himself! shouted a very concerned Quatre.
How bout not. That way we won't have to hear any more of his rants about why the weak shouldn't fight.
Duo! How can you even think like that?! Now, guys, help me stop him.
After much struggle, the four sane Gundam guys managed to grab Wufei and extract the seeds from his mouth.
Trying to steal my seeds, are you?! Go and get your own! Wufei cried in protest.
Just then the doorbell rang. (I wonder who it is *snicker*)
Wufei got up to answer the door.
Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki.
It was Noin.
Hey, are there any ham-hams in here? she asked.
Come on in, you can help me cheer up all these grouchy sunflower-stealing ham-hams. Wufei replied.
I know, Boss! We can sing for them! she said with a very excited look on her face.
The two crazy then proceeded to do their little ham-ham song and dance number for the now extremely confused Gundam pilots.
Tiki Tiki Tiki, when you're in a jam, Badda Badda Badda, remember I'm your ham! they sang with enthusiasm. To go along with the song (I'm a poet and I don't know it! ^_^), they were waving their arms and shaking their fannies in what appeared to be some sort of dance.
The G-guys were looking on this performance with horror and the feeling that they would at any moment loose their lunch.
Um, shouldn't we do something, guys? Duo asked.
While Wufei and Noin were dancing like a pair of lunatics, the four pilots were forming a plan. They snuck to the kitchen and got the heavy-duty frying pan.
But that's the pan I make pancakes in! Quatre protested, snatching the pan away.
For the greater good, sacrifices must be made, Quatre, said Duo, a little annoyed that Quatre had tried to get in the way of their plan to knock Wufei and Noin senseless to stop that crazy singing.
. . . . Trowa said.
said Heero.
Quatre dried his tears and they all trooped out of the kitchen to the living room to carry out their plan.
Wufei and Noin were still carrying on with their incessant song and dance routine. The G-guys snuck up on the pair, ready to deal out the blows. Trowa lifted the pan high over his head. He knocked Noin out and she crumpled to the floor.
Trowa again raised the pan over his head, prepared to whack Wufei. Just then, Wufei stopped what he was doing and stood motionless for a second.
What am I doing? He turned around, Why do you have the frying pa--
BONK! Trowa bashed him on his head and he too fell to the floor.
When Wufei regained consciousness, the four G-guys were standing over him.
Hey, Wu-man, are you okay? Duo asked.
Outraged, he exclaimed, Of course I'm not alright, you just hit me over the head with the frying pan! You shall all meet your fate for the injustice you have caused me!!
But, Wufei you were dancing around and kept calling us ham-hams, explained Quatre, We knocked you over the head to help you regain your senses.
Injustice! I do not dance!!
After Noin woke up, she went home with no remembrance of how she had made a fool of herself that day. The five pilots all went back to doing what they were doing before.
Quatre was walking toward the couch to get his book when he stopped dead in his tracks. His eyes glazed over for a second then got a strange urge to dance and sing.
Now how does Hamtaro's song go? I've seen him do it a million times. Oh yeah! He then started the ham-ham song and dance number, Tiki Tiki Tiki, when you're in a jam, Badda Badda Badda, remember I'm your ham.
Uh, guys. . .
That's it for chapter one, if you want more, read and review. Next time I'll either make the guys think they're X-men or DBZ dudes. ^_~ Stay tuned and enjoy!
Authors Note: *bowing* Thank you! Thank you! *crickets* Fine, be that way. Anyways, I hope you all didn't drown in my corniness. If you're an X-men Evolution fan, be sure to read this story's counterpart: Split Personalities: X-men Evolution version by happymaximus. Two stupid stories for the price of one!!
Another note: Can anyone tell me what LMAO means?! I tried to figure it out but nothing I came up with sounded right:
Lobsters, Monkeys, And Octopus?
Lemmings March All Over?
So, tell me if you know.
Also T-T and XP are faces. But you have to stand on your head and squint real hard to see it. ^_~
If you really did stand on your head, I laugh at you: hahaha *ahem*
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