So sorry I haven't updated my other fics yet, I got distracted and then I was like 'I want to write in universe and start something new' so here's this thing. Hopefully it's enjoyable.

It's a little all over the place to begin with. I wanted to slowly build up to the main plot which is them on an alien planet getting separated and being forced to work together to deal with a hostile alien species. Basically I just wanted to write another in universe fic except I wanted Momoka to be the main character because I really like Momoka and I root for her in all the Momoka episodes.

My health has been bad so updates might not happen often.

Uhhh it starts on Valentine's day because I wanted to be cheap and do a Valentine's Day fic. Valentine's day doesn't have anything to do with the rest of the chapters.

This fic will have all my usual pairings. I probably don't need to tell you what those are.

Also the main characters are Momoka and Kululu, because I like to focus usually on two very different people developing a relationship, be it positive or negative. I don't know if I'd call their relationship a friendship though.


Momoka didn't know why it was sunny and warm on Valentine's day. She'd like to think it was a good sign. The world giving her a little push and saying. 'This is it...This is the year of an [indeterminate amount of years since nobody ever seems to age]...You're actually going to have a good Valentine's day this year. That's what the world seemed to be telling her. The warmness of the sun, the tickle of the air...It all told her great things.

She held her basket of lavish valentine's chocolates tightly. It was filled with of hand made, expensive chocolates of course. And there was a single very lovingly written card- coated in gold ink. Momoka never did anything without her usual expensive flavor.

The card will say it all. This year I'll finally confess to him. Momoka told herself, trying not to shiver in nervousness. She took out a little hand mirror and cleaned herself up. She wanted to make sure her face was in perfect kissing condition after all and that her hair was perfectly straight and pointed.

She took a deep breath trying to keep her heart rate down. She was so nervous. I can do it! I can do it! She tried not to close her eyes too tightly as she prayed for Fuyuki to accept her feelings.

Slowly Momoka managed to steady her breathing and was ready to finally approach Fuyuki. She smiled to herself and turned the corner where she knew Fuyuki was waiting.

"Fuyu-" She stopped herself before she ran over to him as he stood across the street from her.

He wasn't alone. Nor was he bummed out about the small amount of gifts he had gotten. Instead he was surrounded by a variety of girls who were no doubt confessing to him in the same way that Momoka had planned.

She could see and name several of her love rivals, Alisa and Chiruyo included. She even saw Angol Mois bounding up to him perkily and handing him some chocolates.

"Thank you. Thanks. It's really nice to chat." Fuyuki smiled and nodded in that kind Fuyuki like way.

Momoka's heart fell as she saw Alisa reach down to Fuyuki's hands and grasp it. She didn't hear exactly what Alisa was saying but it seemed to be something emotional since her father, Nebula was blushing and looking quite proud of her. Fuyuki looked over joyed as well.

Oh no...She confessed to him...Didn't she? Or at least she's flirting with him. They all are. Momoka realized. She had been too late. Fuyuki had been grabbed.

She dropped her basket of gifts and turned around. Clearly this year hadn't been her year- and depending on if Fuyuki was still single, next year might not be either.

She picked up her pace as she walked away. She didn't really want to see how popular Fuyuki had become since meeting him. If only she had been braver and told him how she felt in the beginning perhaps things wouldn't have turned out like they did.

She didn't know if she was walking home or back to the Hinata House to cry to Tamama about how unsuccessful she had been. She just walked.

Eventually she found herself in front of the Hinata House, which was coincidentally the same place Fuyuki was going.

"Nishizawa!" Fuyuki looked happy to see her. "Merry Valentine's day!"

"Happy Valentine's Day." Momoka corrected. "Happy." She didn't feel very happy though.

"I know. But I'm trying something new. It's always cool to experiment with different traditions. Perhaps a different society had a Merry Valentine's day. Or perhaps they celebrate it differently than we do. It's really something for our occult club to look into, don't you think?"

I don't think anybody calls it a merry valentine's day. You might have just made that up, Fuyuki. Momoka decided not to tell him that. "I'm sorry, Fuyuki. I don't know much about alien Valentine's days. I only know about the Japanese Valentine's day where girls give chocolates to the boys they like." She tried not to sound too jealous with the next line. She was completely unsuccessful. "Speaking of that, I've noticed that you're carrying a lot of chocolates."

"Hahaha, yeah. I don't think Alisa really got the tradition. She tried to grill me a monster when I tried to go into a different traditions discussion." Fuyuki laughed, "I was hoping those girls had approached me to talk about more occult things but nooo...turns out they just either wanted to give me chocolates for some reason, or talk about their love lives. They really don't get the meaning of the holiday, don't they?"

"...And the meaning of the holiday is to discuss the occult?" Momoka wondered. At least from what it sounded like she still had a chance since the chocolates that Fuyuki had gotten from the girls who did like him, he seemed way too dense to realize were anything more than friendly ones.

"Well I wanted to discuss Mois's and Alisa's view of the holiday them being aliens and all, but Alisa I still don't think gets it, and any words I say to Mois she twists somehow into reasoning to destroy the planet. No, people want chocolates because they're sweet! Not planetary destruction." Fuyuki joked. "But...I guess if you're asking, the meaning to us is to express fondness for someone. It's a nice holiday, isn't it? I just get a little tired of it because of the years I've spent delivering sis's gifts."

Momoka frowned. So that's why Fuyuki didn't care much for the holiday.

"...Have you given any valentine's day gifts to anyone today, Nishizawa? Like you know, Tamama or...?" Fuyuki seemed to be letting his sentence dangle like he was hinting something. Weirdly enough he looked to the side like he didn't know how to talk to Momoka properly.

"I think I'll skip this year." Momoka replied. "It's not my year."

Fuyuki frowned. "Okay...I guess you would only want to give chocolates to someone you were in love with. And I don't think you have a crush on anyone. You're much to dedicated to the occult to be paying attention to anyone like that..." He stopped for a second to look at Momoka. "Why are you banging your head against the wall?"
I can't believe someone can be so dense. Momoka just ignored Fuyuki as she head banged. "No reason...I just remembered I had to be somewhere...Talk to someone. Catch you later!" She then promptly left the conversation.

And Fuyuki was left wondering what he did wrong.


Momoka was so tired of this. This endless chasing. This endless feeling of unrequitedness. She wasn't moving any closer to Fuyuki.

She needed help. Every time she thought it was her time to be with him, it wasn't. And they always remained having never resolved anything.

She was just too shy. She always lost her confidence over the tiniest things.

When will I be able to tell him that I like him? Will I always be wondering this question? Will it be the only focus in my life that my mind constantly revolves around pathetically? Her only trait being her obsession with Fuyuki sounded like a nightmare. She was more than that, however it was constantly on her mind since she really wanted to confess to him. She really loved him. He was her first love and someone who she wanted to spend the rest of her life with.

What if there's no reason for me to be so worried? What if Fuyuki doesn't feel that way for me at all and his way of hinting that he's disinterested is by being so dense? What if I lose Fuyuki from my life by confessing, or he gets together with someone else and I lose him anyway? All my struggling is for nothing. I'm going to lose Fuyuki in the end. Momoka thought to herself.

After all why would Fuyuki like her? He was surrounded by thousands of other beautiful girls. It was almost like every time a new alien girl came down from space they fell in love with Fuyuki, like he was some sort of anime protagonist building up his female harem.

Momoka however might not have a place as his number one choice. She was in no way as pretty as the other girls who hit on him. She had heard that the male species (if Fuyuki did identify as male which she was never 100% sure about but didn't honestly care) loved giant breasts above all else, and that was something that Momoka didn't have at all. Not only that but her hair wasn't long and luxurious and her personality was all over the place and even scary at times.

Fuyuki would want a girl who was beautiful, kind, and calm and composed. And Momoka was over-emotional, up front with her feelings, not always kind, and not the prettiest by the standards that she had heard of.

I'm just the rich girl trope in his harem. That's literally all I have going for me. The rich snob girl. Nobody in those harem manga's chooses the rich snob girl at the end. They choose the pretty tsundere one, or the sweet and kind one. Never the rich snob. Momoka felt sad and bitter.

Perhaps it was just her distress of seeing a ton of other girls flirt with Fuyuki on valentine's day, or perhaps it was her feelings of hopelessness because she herself had lost her confidence and given up, but she was having a very bad holiday.

But if there was one thing Fuyuki had given her that never brought her sadness, it was friends. Fuyuki had a stellar network of friends and she had gotten to know them and communicate with them more and more thanks to Fuyuki. And she knew that despite how she was feeling she wasn't actually that alone on Valentine's day.

Perhaps she could go be miserable with someone else. After all most of the girls never had romantic luck and the Keroro platoon failed as bad in romance as her. Sometimes misery really did love company.

So she headed off to Natsumi's room, Fuyuki's sister. She knew that Natsumi usually tried to give Saburo a gift on Valentine's day and it always failed. Perhaps they could cry together.

"How's your Valentine's day going, Natsumi?" Momoka asked after politely knocking on the door. "Did you manage to give Saburo his chocolates?"

"Whoa, slow down there." Natsumi told Momoka, "I'm guessing you weren't able to give Fuyuki a gift or he took it as friendship and was an idiot about it?"

Momoka nodded. Natsumi let her in. "I was hoping we could maybe talk about our failures together."

Natsumi winced. "I...I actually didn't give Saburo anything this year. Not because I failed but because I didn't try."

Oh. Is...Is she perhaps feeling like her struggles are worth nothing too? Momoka looked at Natsumi with pity.

"Not because I'm feeling hopeless or anything, it's just...I'm kind of growing out of Saburo. He was just a crush, nothing really that deep. I put romance on Valentine's day on the back burner. Just gave chocolates to the frogs to bribe them to be good this year." Natsumi smiled.

"All of the frogs? Even Dororo?" Momoka seemed surprised.

"CRAP! I forgot Dororo!" Natsumi face palmed. "I gave chocolates to Tamama, Giroro, and the stupid frog so he'd do his chores. He'd get really mad and petty if I forgot about him. And obviously I gave nothing to Kululu cuz he's managed to ruin several Valentine's days for me."

Momoka giggled. Just friend chocolates for the frogs...Huh, that sounds kind of nice. Putting the whole romance thing on the back burner...She considered it for a moment. HEY WAIT THAT'S CHEATING. IT HAD GIRORO IN THERE. And there's something slightly romantic going on between Giroro and Natsumi from his side. "I bet Giroro had a good valentine's day..." Momoka said snidely to herself.

Natsumi looked confused. "He looked happy until he realized that the only other chocolates I gave out were to the stupid frog and Tamama. I think he doesn't like being on their level."

Momoka felt better. At least she wasn't the only one failing in romance.

"Listen...Sometimes it's important to know when to step back in romance. Take a break for just yourself and all." Natsumi advised. "Take it from me. I didn't do a single romantic thing this year." She didn't sound 100% truthful, but Momoka didn't push her on it. It was somewhat good advice after all.

Momoka nodded and thanked her. Natsumi was always there when a friend was needed.


Out of Momoka's other female friends who she felt would help her feel better, there was Koyuki. Koyuki didn't really get the concept of Valentine's day but she never had a bad Valentine's day and always radiated good feelings.

Momoka visited Koyuki at her ninja hut, where Dororo was as well.

"Hello, Koyuki!" Momoka smiled, "I hope you're having a good Valentine's day."

Koyuki was in a little chef's hat and was stirring up some chocolate. Or at least Momoka thought it was chocolate. It was bubbling.

"Um...It's okay..." For some reason she wasn't radiating happiness.

"Bad Valentine's day for you too?" Momoka asked slightly surprised.

"Um...It doesn't really matter." Koyuki brushed it off. "Did you have a bad day? Oh noo...Was Fuyuki dense again?"

Momoka nodded.

"You know, maybe it's time to step back from him. I hate to say it, but if he hasn't gotten the idea after so long...Perhaps he just doesn't want to get the idea. Sometimes it's a good idea to just step back in romance." Oddly enough Koyuki was uttering the same mantra as Natsumi.

Do Natsumi and Koyuki know something about Fuyuki that I don't? Did Fuyuki tell them he wasn't interested in me? Momoka wondered.

"Want to try some chocolate? I've already cooked some. It's got all the protein you need, like lizard tails. It's bound to cheer you up!" Koyuki offered.

Momoka glanced behind Koyuki. Dororo was gagging and trying not to vomit in the background. Likely Koyuki had already fed him the concoction.

"I made most of it for Dororo, I'm feeding it all to him, it's his favorite! But I'm sure he wouldn't mind sharing." Koyuki told her.

Dororo hurriedly made a sign and wrote something on it. It read in large letters "FLEE."

"But what about-" Momoka looked at Dororo worriedly.

Dororo wrote more letters. "YOU CAN NOT HELP ME. MY FATE IS SEALED. SHE MUST NOT KNOW. NOW RUN BEFORE YOU DIE TOO."

Momoka nodded, her eyes wide with fear. "I...I think I hear Paul calling. Sorry! Gotta go!" Momoka waved and smiled.

And with that she was gone.


Although Tamama was not a girl, he still gave chocolates on Valentine's day. He wouldn't follow the rules and liked the fact that with two chocolate holidays, it meant double the Keroro seduction. It never really worked though, but he never missed a Valentine's day delivery.

Momoka sighed and sat by him at the Hinata House. "Did it go badly for you too?"

Tamama shook his head. "It goes the same every year. I deliver a statue of Mr. Sergeant made out of chocolate to him and then we devour him whole together. Man, I love Pekoponian holidays! Who knew there was a holiday where I could eat my crush!"

Momoka's eye twitched as she looked at him. Tamama really had a way with words. "But...Was he so dense that he didn't realize the intentions behind your gifts? Doesn't that make you feel bummed out?"

"Momocchi...Today I ate Mr. Sergeant's legs. I don't think anything can stop me from that high. If it was the real Mr. Sergeant you know what would be there?" Tamama just looked at her.
"LA LA LA LA I'm not listening!" Momoka covered her ears. She had forgotten that more than anything Tamama cared about candy. And so Valentine's day could never be ruined for him. She just ran off because she could not talk to Tamama like this.

Tamama was too weird.


Even though Angol Mois had given Fuyuki a gift when she had not, she was still her friend. And because of that Momoka hoped that perhaps she'd be able to cheer her up. Usually on most Valentine's days Mois didn't get sad from her failures with Keroro. But perhaps since Keroro was just as dense as Fuyuki she'd understand failure.

"Hello, Mois." Momoka greeted her once Mois got home. She noticed that Mois's bag of chocolates was mostly empty.

Mois smiled and handed Momoka some chocolate. "Hello Momoka! You're the last one I hadn't delivered chocolate too. So here you go. To represent our friendship. Please take good care of me for another year."

Mois's always the only one to give chocolates to everyone. She doesn't even forget Dororo. She usually has to write his name on her hand to remember, but she does it anyway...Momoka was a little jealous. The girl was an alien and she celebrated Valentine's day better than her and had more fun than her.

"So...You had a good Valentine's Day?" Momoka asked, taking the chocolates.

"Yep!" Mois nodded eagerly. "What about you? Did you give chocolates to Tamama and Fuyuki?"

"I gave them to Tamama this morning but I couldn't work up the courage to give them to Fuyuki." Momoka sighed and confessed. "He's just so dense...And I'm wondering if there's even a chance that he'll like me. Everybody says I should step back. It's been years since we met and he hasn't caught on once."

Mois looked at her. Momoka waited for Mois to give her the same lecture as Natsumi and Koyuki that she should step back. "I don't think you should step back." Mois advised. "If you're in love with him, you should follow those waves of emotions and love and try to be with him."

"But he never recuperates..." Momoka pointed out.

"So? Look at me and Uncle, Uncle never gives me even a passing glance or looks at me like there's hope for romance in our future and I'm still trying. I've been trying for years." Mois pointed out. "Because I go with my gut feelings and emotions. If the love is pure enough you have to believe in it." She sincerely told Momoka.

Momoka smiled. That's the sort of thing I wanted to hear. She also kind of wanted to know that Mois was still into Keroro. After all seeing Mois give Fuyuki chocolates instead of her had made her slightly jealous. There was still that stabbing pin of jealousy in her gut. "Hypothetically speaking, Mois...What would you do if you fell in love with someone else? What if you grew out of Keroro? What would you do?"

Angol Mois shrugged. "I guess I'd pursue the other person. Gotta be true to my feelings and emotions after all."

Momoka frowned. Now that she didn't want to hear. What if she falls for Fuyuki? Fuyuki's so kind after all, he'd make anyone fall for him. And Mois likes kind guys...Oh nooo and Mois's totally kind too and pretty and she's an alien. She's an alien something I can never be! If she fell for him she'd be confident enough to tell him and they'd date immediately...Momoka started chewing on her nails nervously. "Hey, Mois?"

Mois glanced at her. "Yes?"

"I...I um...I saw you give chocolates to Fuyuki today...There wasn't anything to that, right?" Momoka asked. She knew if Angol Mois was actually her rival she'd probably be open and honest about it. She'd tell Momoka the truth.

Angol Mois frowned. "I give chocolates to everybody. That's just my thing. Fuyuki's reaction was by far the most normal to my chocolates too so there's nothing to worry about." She tried to think about how to reassure Momoka, "After all if there's anyone you'd want to ask about besides Uncle about being anything to it, it would be Kululu. Every time I give him Valentine's day chocolates he cries in joy and screams in glee!" Angol Mois smiled and giggled.

Momoka just stared at her blankly. "I think that was neither joy or glee. I think that was terror."
Mois frowned. "Really? Huh...That would explain the fact that he called the paramedics to come resuscitate his body. But I kind of brushed that off when he said he needed an IV to pump evil back into him."

Momoka just opened her mouth and closed it again. She never had any words for Kululu. He was both an infuriating creepy scammer and something that was very confusing. Momoka just frowned at Angol Mois not knowing what to say to that story. "So...You think I should not step back?" She asked again, "Even though...I might not have a chance?"

"It's ultimately up to you. I'm telling you what I would do, and it would be to follow my heart." Angol Mois smiled.

Momoka nodded. She had a lot to think about. But she had confidence that the next day would be normal and nothing weird would change things completely.


Momoka of course was wrong. The change occurred marking a difference in Fuyuki that night. It was when Fuyuki helped Keroro up to the roof top.

"Don't you want to do something a bit more fun today? I mean isn't it a pekoponian holiday?" Keroro pointed out. "Shouldn't you be milking money- I mean flirting with Momoka?"

"Huh?" Fuyuki asked. "No? I don't know what you're talking about sarge? Anyway I thought it would be fun to use my telescope to look at the stars."

"On...Valentine's Day?" Keroro asked. He shook his head. "Isn't star watching together rather romantic? It is if I remember correctly. Are you hitting on me, Fuyuki?"

Fuyuki shook his head. "Star watching doesn't have to be romantic. It's something that friend's can do all the time. And when did you start caring about the romance of Valentine's day? You spent the entire day with Tamama and you two are friends!"

Keroro blushed, "Let's change the subject and watch the stars. Yep. Never cared about Valentine's day. You are completely correct." He helped Fuyuki set up the telescope. "I still think you should be doing this with Momoka instead though, especially today."

"I think Nishizawa might be sick. She started banging her head against a wall today for no reason. And...I'm not exactly sure why she didn't give me chocolates this year. Was it some secret statement that we were no longer friends?" Fuyuki wondered. "I don't know...I was really looking forward to her chocolates."

"Yeah...She and Tamama buy really expensive stuff. I feel you man." Keroro agreed.

Fuyuki glanced at him. He wasn't exactly talking about because it was yummy. He just liked receiving chocolates from Momoka.

He started looking through the telescope and pointing things out to Keroro and asking him what various stars and planets were.

"What's that one?" Fuyuki pointed. He didn't even really need a telescope to see it. It was really bright. Like it was in their solar system. Funny...I don't remember a planet being there. We don't have a planet like that in our solar system?

Keroro took out a keronian telescope and took a look. "Looks like an asteroid that quickly is becoming a planet. I've never seen it happen. It's not rare, but it doesn't usually happen so quickly to have a planet get born and grow plants life. It looks like it even has oxygen."

"So it's earth like? There's a new earth like planet in our solar system?" Fuyuki's eyes sparkled. "How...How did that happen?"

Keroro shrugged. "I don't know. You're asking like I didn't make Dororo do all my homework in science class. I fell asleep and goofed off so I never listened to the lecture of how planet's are born and how quickly they grow."

"Man...I have to start writing about this planet on my blog." Fuyuki wrote down some numbers and calculations. "I'm going to make so many theories! A planet with oxygen. How cool! And in my solar system!"

"Fuyuki...Fuyuki...You know aliens exist. It's not that cool. Aliens have inhabited all your planets on your solar system." Keroro pointed out.

Fuyuki ignored him and went off to research.


Although Fuyuki's blog was usually known as a place of crack-pot conspiracy theorist ramblings, for once it got noticed. His research paper on the new planet got picked up in a matter of minutes by various astronomy institutions and gained universal acclaim as he slept.

Natsumi slammed open the door that morning since Fuyuki always slept in. "Fuyuki! There's news reporters filling the street. Apparently you discovered a planet that nobody else had discovered?"

"Yeah...That happened, but five more minutes..." Fuyuki begged.

Natsumi dragged him out of bed in his pajamas to the news reporters.

"Mr. Hinata! Mr. Hinata!" They called, "You have gained planet wide fame in a matter of minutes over your discovery. Your paper was spot on and satellites have scanned your new planet and have found it does have oxygen. Since it is unlikely that it formed over night we have realized that scientists just merely missed it. You must be an astronomy genius!" They cheered for him.

"Nah, it...just grew..." Fuyuki yawned. They didn't listen to him. They only cheered and prodded him with microphones asking him questions.

"As the person who has discovered the new planet in the solar system you get to name it Fuyuki Hinata. What will you name the planet? After a roman god too?" They asked.

Fuyuki opened his mouth and thought. Very rarely did people get the opportunity to name a planet. I wonder who named Keron. It sounds like Keroro. Is Keroro a popular name or...? Is some weird cloning thing going on. Fuyuki shook his head trying not to get distracted by occult theories. What would Momoka do? What would she name it? She'd name it after him obviously. She had named islands and mountains after him.

Fuyuki smiled. He knew what to do. "The planet's name is Momokan. After a friend of mine."

The interviewers continued prodding him with questions the entire morning. Scientists fought for him offering him positions in their observatory. Even NASA wanted him.

And all of this happened in the span of a few hours.

Fuyuki Hinata was now famous.


It didn't take long for Momoka to get the news about Fuyuki's fame. She was eating breakfast in bed as she watched television and saw him on the news everywhere.

She smiled happy for his fame. But there was also a pang of fear. The only thing I had going for me to be good enough for him was my richness, my fame. Now that he can get all that on his own what can I give him? Nothing. I have absolutely nothing to offer him.

She needed to congratulate him. To thank him for the planet named after her because it did make her blush. She could at least say she had a planet named after her now. She got out of bed and hopped on her helicopter but the streets to the Hinata House were crowded.

She couldn't land anywhere and Fuyuki was way too busy for her to see. She couldn't congratulate him in person or see him.

Fuyuki was getting so much attention because of his stardom, and Momoka couldn't speak to him because of that.

"Congratulations on Fuyuki's success!" Her father told her over the phone. "Fuyuki will bring greatness to the Nishizawa name once the two of you are married. He's already shown himself to be a worthy Nishizawa."

Momoka blushed at her father's words. "T-thanks." But not really. We aren't really together and we might never be. So why do you say that? Fuyuki could have thousands of girls besides me. I know you think I'm perfect because I'm your daughter but Fuyuki might not think the same.

She mostly stayed home for the next few days besides school, unable to talk to Fuyuki and only able to see him on the television. She saw him surrounded by famous celebrities like Melody Honey. She even heard him interviewed on Mutsumi's radio show.

"So how did you discover this star?" Mutsumi asked.

"It was Valentine's day and I was looking through my telescope with my friend when I saw it. I decided to write up a theory and research paper and post it to my blog. By the way you should all follow me. When I hit one thousand followers I'm having a giveway of a meteor!" Fuyuki promoed himself.

"So Valentine's day? You were on a date with your girlfriend and you discovered this star? I bet she was happy for you." Mutsumi continued.

"No. I was with my friend. The sarge." Fuyuki corrected. "Watching the stars together isn't romantic. Sometimes people just want to nerd out together."

"It is if you've got a picnic going and are on some sort of grassy hill and it's valentine's day." Mutsumi teased.

"Umm...? What are you talking about? I had a telescope on my roof and there was no picnic." Fuyuki frowned. "You're not just trying to read romance into this for tabloids are you? I thought we were going to talk science."

"Oh my bad. Just trying to prove a point to a friend of mine who keeps telling me the same thing. He's like 'there's nothing romantic to it' and I'm like 'if you're holding hands I think you might have a little denial problem' and then he's like 'it wasn't hand holding her hands were just cold,' and then I laugh at him and his bad excuses-" Mutsumi was chattering endlessly about his fake story.

"We're sorry this broadcast has ended because of an unfortunate error. Wait while we try to get the broadcast back." The radio said.

Momoka sighed. She didn't really care. All that mattered was the fact that Fuyuki was in his own little world and wasn't really thinking about her because he had better things to think about. She hugged her Fuyuki body pillow to herself.

"What do I do, Tamama? He's famous now." Momoka asked. Tamama had been sitting on her bed drawing various pictures of him and Keroro holding hands or him and Keroro fighting off an evil Angol Mois robot.

"So? You're more famous. You own most of this planet." Tamama pointed out.

"Yeah, but Fuyuki never seems to realize that. And he might become more famous. He might reach some place that I can't follow. He'll get a girlfriend who's worthy of him and just forget about me..." Momoka got all worried.

"If you think that he might get to a place you can't reach because of a little fame going to his head, you got to nab him while he's still single." Tamama fist pumped. "Put everything on the line and confess finally! Follow your crush to the ends of the earth, like I did. And trust me if fame didn't mess up Mr. Sergeant it won't mess up Fuyuki." Tamama pointed out.

Momoka smiled. She knew she needed to confess. She had always known that and always tried that. But she was shy. So how should she put everything on the line? How could she?

She wanted to but she didn't have the opportunity to talk to Fuyuki alone.


Keroro sat in the basement groaning with the other members of his platoon. "I hate these interviewers everywhere! Lady Natsumi won't let me leave the basement while Fuyuki's going through his fame thing! She doesn't want us to be spotted so we're cooped up here. This is mean to aliens! I'm getting cabin fever!"

"I don't have a problem with it. They don't even seem to notice me." Dororo pointed out.

"That's because you're easy to forget." Keroro pointed out. "Even with the streets filled nobody notices you."

Dororo cried.

"You think you have it bad?" Giroro huffed. "I used to be able to sleep in my nice tent outside in the backyard. But ever since those reporters have started camping in the streets to even see Fuyuki it's apparently risky for me to be there and Natsumi said I had to start living in the basement. Because we don't have a room for me that means either bunking in yours or Kululu's..."

"So?" Keroro asked.

"BOTH OF THOSE ARE LITERALLY THE TWO WORST OPTIONS!" Giroro cried. "God, have you shared a room with either of you? You are the messiest thing in existence, super annoying, you snore so loudly, your sleep habits are terrible, you wake up in the middle of the night to watch anime, and Kululu literally experiments on me in my sleep. I might not survive bunking in Kululu's room."

"Ku, ku, ku? You sure you don't want to try it?" Kululu suggested.

Giroro shivered. "Why are you such a bad person?"

"No conscious. My little devil on my shoulder cannibalized my angel in the womb. Ku, ku, ku." Kululu responded.

Giroro just shivered and curled up in the fetal position.

"We need to get out of here and do something." Keroro suggested. "At this rate the only alien allowed to actually go about the house normally is Mois because she's got that 'normal pekoponian look'"

"I can grab snacks for you guys but not much more. Sorry. It's hard to do though because the reporters keep mistaking me for Fuyuki's girlfriend since I'm living with him and not related. It's extremely awkward." Angol Mois apologized as Keroro glared at her jealously. "And if you really have a problem in Uncle's and Kululu's room you can share mine, Giroro."

Giroro laughed. "In the Keroro merch room? I think I'd have nightmares."
"I feel ya there. Ku, ku, ku. That's one thing we can agree on." Kululu agreed.

Angol Mois frowned. "I was just trying to be nice...I remember my time on Keron and Uncle's sleeping habits..." She grimaced. "God I feel so much pity for you."

Giroro tried not to cry.

Keroro shrugged. "I don't see the big deal. And I like Mois's room. I helped her decorate if you couldn't tell."

"We could." Both Giroro and Kululu responded.

"It's not that great." Tamama huffed. "I've got more merch than even she." He bragged.

"Wrong thing to brag about." Giroro told him. "Nobody should be proud of that."

Keroro stomped his feet. He felt like this conversation was at his expense. "Listen we have to get out of this house. Get some fresh air. And I have an idea on how to do that! We'll go on a trip with Fuyuki that will both make Fuyuki happy and give us freedom. We just need to manipulate Momoka to fund the trip to the new planet he discovered. He'll be overjoyed. Then he'll tell me I'm the best friend ever."

"Ku, ku, ku...It is really easy to manipulate Momoka to supply funds for expensive projects." Kululu agreed with the plan.

"Is Momocchi only funds to you?" Tamama asked.

"Yeah." Keroro replied openly and honestly.

It was a fair point so nobody complained.


It didn't take long for one of the frogs to drop hints to Paul that this would make Fuyuki happy. And once word reached to Paul, Paul was more than happy to suggest it to Momoka.

"A romantic getaway to the planet he named after me would be perfect!" Momoka clapped her hands. "It would get rid of that Valentine's day disaster and it would be the perfect! I want you to announce that the Nishizawa family is funding the trip immediately and that me and Fuyuki will go into space!" Momoka smiled.

Paul nodded as Momoka went off to fantasy land about her and Fuyuki being alone on his new planet paradise.

And with that Momoka Nishizawa was finally brought into the news and was relevant to this new planet.


Fuyuki visited her the next day. "I saw you on the news announce funding a trip to the new planet! I'm so excited." He grabbed her hands and smiled.

Momoka blushed. "I'm excited too. It'll be a wonderful trip."

"The sarge is excited too! All the frogs are! And sis has taken the week off school and so has Koyuki! We're all going to have so much fun in space together!" Fuyuki grinned.

Momoka's heart broke. CRAP. They're coming too? This always happened. The frogs always found a way to weasel into her romantic getaway plans.

She wanted to be angry, to strangle Tamama for no doubt planting this idea in Paul's mind and then Keroro planting the idea in Fuyuki's mind to invite him along. But instead she was too shy to express how she truly felt. So she didn't say anything about how she wanted them to go alone. "G-great..." She didn't sound very sincere. "Just great..." She sighed.

Fuyuki nodded. "I know! What a friendly and exciting new journey!"

Momoka looked down. "Meet me in the morning tomorrow. 10 am. The ship should be done then. Nishizawa tech is the best on earth."

"Besides alien tech you mean." Fuyuki pointed out.

Momoka frowned. "...Yes." She had more pride in Nishizawa stuff than that. She shut the door so that she wouldn't have to talk to Fuyuki anymore.


Surprisingly it wasn't Fuyuki who arrived first. Momoka knew Fuyuki was of the late sort of variety of person. He liked sleeping.

"Yo. I came earlier than the rest." It was Kululu who showed up on the Nishizawa door steps carrying a bunch of bags with parts.

"What do you want, Kululu?" Momoka was in a bad mood from just the fact that everybody else was coming along.

"I don't trust Nishizawa tech. If I'm going into space on a ship it's going to be a good one. Let me fix it up so it'll be a much faster journey. Your pekoponian rocket science is primitive. Ku, ku, ku." Kululu told her.

Momoka frowned. "Nishizawa tech is not bad!"

"It'll take more than a month to reach the planet with your rocket science. With my upgrades which would take less than ten minutes it would take less than a few days. Ku, ku, ku. So tell me again who's rocket science is better? I'd rather not be stuck in a space ship with everyone for months. Did that once coming to Pekopon. Never again." Kululu shivered.

Momoka looked surprised. "So...You're offering to modify things for free to help out?"

"Ku, ku, ku. Who said anything about free? I'm still sending you the bill." Kululu was his classic jerk self.

Momoka sighed and opened the door wider. "Come on in. I hate you but I don't know if I want to be in a space ship with everybody for months. I think Tamama might kill Mois if that was the case."

"He'd try. I can tell you that much. Ku, ku, ku. I could estimate it would take about a week for Tamama to drag us into a lord of the flies scenario." Kululu laughed. "

He walked inside and to her garage with the giant space ship. He started moving much quicker than Momoka could see. "By the way, don't worry about Saburo. He ain't coming."

"He isn't?" Momoka sighed in relief. Sometimes she worried Saburo might have a thing for Fuyuki too.

"He failed all his classes so he has to do make up school. Sucker. Forgot to do his homework. I mean school sucks but I'm still making fun of him. Ku, ku, ku. He said sorry he had to miss though."

"No problem." Momoka smiled. And with that she let Kululu work.

She wished that everybody else had to miss too.


The next to arrive were Koyuki and Dororo. They definitely hadn't been invited nor did they watch tv, but Momoka was sure they had probably invited themselves.

She wondered if Koyuki was going to ask to be let in.

"Dororo...I think maybe this is a bad idea..." Koyuki seemed to be talking to Dororo alone, unaware that Momoka had opened the door was watching them and listening. She was talking in whispers.

"Of course it isn't lady Koyuki! I'm sure the platoon just forgot to invite us! And spending some quality time with Natsumi could be good for you. It could repair your friendship. I believe in you lady Koyuki." Dororo told her.

Repair? What's going on? Momoka wondered. Their group of four friends, more peach summer snow, had always been close. Koyuki and Natsumi being the closest. But oddly enough Koyuki had seemed bummed out on Valentine's day and Momoka was starting to wonder if it had something to do with Natsumi. She felt bad so she opened the door wider. "Welcome! You're the second ones here!" She greeted Koyuki with a hug.

"I'm excited to spend time with you, Momoka." Koyuki smiled. "I guess we were invited after all."

"...Yeah, sure." Momoka agreed.

Dororo beamed.


Momoka sighed as she could see the Hinata House approaching. Really she only wanted Fuyuki to be there, not the others. There were way too many of them. Natsumi, Giroro, Keroro, and Angol Mois.

"MR. SERGEANT!" Tamama ran over to Keroro and hugged him, "I brought enough snacks for both of us! You should sit by me during the trip instead of that woman. We can hang out."

"I brought manga! We can share!" Keroro beamed.

"So...Wait...You were getting tired of being cooped up in the house so you wanted a trip and then you brought manga and are essentially doing the same thing you always do?" Giroro asked. "I shouldn't be surprised but I am."

Keroro shrugged.

"Um...Natsumi are you sure you want to come and be here?" Momoka tried to persuade Natsumi out of this trip. Being around Fuyuki's sister while confessing to him would be awkward. "I mean don't really like space, wouldn't you have more fun on earth?"

"I have to stop the frogs from doing anything stupid." Natsumi crossed her arms. "I can't not come for that reason entirely."

Momoka frowned. Maybe I can convince Mois not to come then...Maybe just getting rid of one would help. She just needed to speak up for herself a little bit.

When she turned her gaze to Mois she realized though how close Mois was standing to Fuyuki, her gaze hadn't ever flickered off of him, she seemed to be staring at him intently, her face slightly flushed as if she was trying to work up courage to say something very important to him. Every now and then she would open her mouth and say "Umm..." But then stop herself from saying what she wanted to say.

OH MY GOD. IT'S A LOVE CONFESSION. SHE'S GOING TO CONFESS HER FEELINGS. Anyone besides Momoka might not see that, but Momoka did because Fuyuki was 'muscular, sparkling and handsome'.

Momoka stepped back speechless for a moment. As she blankly led everybody to the space ship she didn't know what to say under the new realization that Angol Mois was going to give Fuyuki a love confession.

She tried not to fall down or faint. She grabbed a pole as everybody was sort of talking to each other, and packing their bags into the space ship.

"Ku, ku, ku. You're not puking on my ship. It might have been yours once, but there's no puke function installed." Kululu mocked at Momoka's sick look.

Momoka ignored him. "Is Mois into Fuyuki? Did she just lie to me on Valentine's Day?"

Kululu looked at her like 'what kind of idiocy are you babbling' "Well...I suppose she is into nice guys, ku, ku, ku." He decided to have a bit of fun with this, "And he is a friend of the captain's. I mean they're basically the same person, aren't they?" His words were laced with sarcasm. Momoka picked up on it zero.

"Keroro isn't anything like Fuyuki. Fuyuki's cool. Keroro isn't." She pointed out.

"I don't believe in the Fuyuki being cool statement but I can agree about the Keroro part. Ku, ku, ku." Kululu grinned. "I wouldn't be surprised if she was secretly into Fuyuki. After all, he's super into aliens and has seemed interested in her planetary destruction a few times. And I'm sure Mois would just fall head over heels for a guy who was super into angolians and I'm sure Fuyuki is probably a big angolian nerd. Ku, ku, ku." Kululu seemed to be laughing at his own private joke now, like this was something that wasn't true at all. "Ku. That's a good one to tell you, Fuyuki's the biggest angolian nerd."

Momoka frowned. "He is?" She hung onto every word. "Oh my god. He is...And Mois does like that. After all I've heard her tell me that Fuyuki is like a diamond in the rough for humans, being interested in her species and abilities."

Kululu stopped laughing. "Huh. Well you learn something new every day. I don't know why she'd be more interested in Fuyuki for being interested in her destruction." Kululu crossed his arms. "Anyway doesn't matter!" He said suddenly, "Ship's all ready. No more of this conversation. Who cares about Fuyuki and Mois? Probably nothing going on there."

But Momoka cared. And she worried. Unlike Kululu who was very fast to brush off the subject, Momoka worried and thought about it a lot.

And as they all got on the ship, she continued glancing nervously at Fuyuki and Mois.

Was this trip a good idea? Or would it just push them closer into each others arms?

Was trying to have a last chance her demise?

Momoka didn't know.


I hope you enjoyed the fic. Sorry the first chapter was mostly set up for the main plot but I hope it was still fun and enjoyable.

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