Disclaimer:
I own absolutely nothing and make no profit from this story and have written it because I wanted to. I don't own a damn thing but the story. So please don't sue me.
Warning:
This story is AU and Yaoi (B/B, BL, Gay as a bag of glitter from Gaga!) and is rated for a reason. So if you may be disturbed by something like this, please remember that you clicked on this knowing what it was. Remember that, you sick freakā¦
A/N:
This story is OOC as fuck, just saying that now before you judge me. Now that you will judge me this story is supposed to be a multi-chapter but if I can't figure out how to separate it on fanfic then this is going to be a long ass one-shot. Now that that's out of the way enjoy.
Translation:
Pink Team=you like boys Blue Team=you like girls Purple Team=you like both
Chapter 1
ED's POV:
"ATTENTION!"
I got up groggy as always from the usual abrupt way I am awakened for the ten thousand ninetieth morning. After making my bed, I stand tall waiting for my superior to dismiss me; my thoughts drift to how I got here in the first place. Growing up I was always called the same harsh names and thought to be the same way, stupid. My mom thought it, my sister constantly reminded me of it, my friend Eddy always made it clear, frankly the only person who never made it a point to further deteriorate my self image was the smartest guy I've ever known. I mean I really was stupid, and to be honest I agree with them entirely I was truly a blissful idiot. School was a joke, it was just a way to pass the time and hang with my friends not for academics. My mother found this as a perfect excuse to be rid of me and decided it would be best to separate me from everything I'd ever known and send me off to military school so I could gain discipline or some shit. I left at the end of 8th grade in June Eddy laughed it off and Edd wished me happiness and good luck, thinking back to the looks on their faces its clear that they both cried after I was gone. I was too ignorant to have known I should have been sad, to have known I should have cried, to have known anything at that point I was just too stupid. Back then I didn't know why; no one else did except my mother.
Everything happened after my dad died in a car accident, or at least that's what everyone in the cul-de-sac was told. The truth was my father shot his self in the head after reading me a bed time story when I was 5. I was supposed to be in bed but I wanted one more story so I went down the hall to his study, he was sitting in a chair facing the door I started pushing the door open to get his attention and then it happened. He lifted his hand in a quick movement and all I heard was a click and then a boom. My father head was splattered across the wall in long gooey streaks, what was a 5 year old to think? I lost it. I had witnessed death in the worst way imaginable and at the most impressionable age; mom came home and found me catatonic the only thing she knew how to do was take me to a doctor to get medicated. 2 pills before each meal, 3 meals a day, 21 meals a week, 84 meals a month, 1008 meals a year that means 2190 pills a year: all this ads up to 21,900 pills in 10 years. With that amount it's a miracle that I'm still breathing, I should be dead. Instead my wench of a mother let me be doped up and to further fool the neighbors she lets them think my stupidity was unexplainable, she cried a lot and felt guilty. Every time she looked at me she was instantly near tears. After a while, making me live in the basement and letting me stay out where ever I wanted wasn't enough to keep the guilt at bay. So, she sent me to military school. Away from her so she didn't have to feel any guilt about what she was doing to me. I hated her sometimes and wondered how I could love and loath a person so intensely.
A smile tugged at my face as thought about how she'd look when she realized I stopped taking my meds 2 years ago. It was funny how I got off my meds, I just stopped taking them and I started getting smarter, I could focus, and for the first time ever everything made sense. It was the pills all along and I only realized that after I got off of them. Now my roommate sells them and gives me all the money so long as I gave him pills for free and don't tell the General. I'm fine with it as long as I can go home.
"ATENTION! CORPORAL EDWARD SMALL!"
I turned to him and salute while showing my acknowledgement, "SIR"
"At ease and Congratulations Corporal" General Thomas as he put his hand on my shoulder and smiled, "It's been an honor to see you become a man."
"Thank you, General. I will miss you as well."
I gave him my final salute as he leaves my room; smiling at his back wondering if my dad had still been around would he have been as kind to me as the General. Maybe I would have been like this all my life, maybe I could have made him proud. I knew it was impossible but I liked to dream. Today I'm going home for the first time in 3 years. It is now June of my senior year and I'm going to graduate from Peach Creek High next spring. Things are looking up for me now.
EDD's POV
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Leave it to me and my luck to lose my gift minutes before the celebration of my friends return. Ed was finally coming home, things have changed but I know this little circle of the world will always be home to us. Even if Eddy had found his one true scam, even if Kevin was less of an asshole, even if Naz was less pretty and more annoying, even if Jimmy was now a gorgeous lady killer/man eater, even if Jonny is a pot head (still has plank), even if Rolf turned out how we all figured he would, and even if the Kankers where still Kankers; I had hoped to Ed this place would still be home. A ha! I found his gift in my reminiscing it was a simple silver necklace with a knife shaped charm. I just hoped Ed still had the 'taste' as he used too. I study my reflection a bit before heading out; I do like knowing if my attire is appropriate for the upcoming event. My eyes roam to my legs first, admiring their supple thickness from all the years of running from bullies. Next was my butt that was round without jutting from my lower body, I like it in a way; wearing lime green skinny jeans was a good idea for today. Moving up further I see my smooth flat stomach and chest clad in light yellow button down and a green diamond patterned sweater vest to match all toped out with a lime green tie; I was dressed impeccably as usual. Roaming down my arms I see my arms covered with yellow sleeves, small slim arms and delicate fingers and perfect unchipped nails that I groom with the presition of Picasso. Lastly I look up at my face my cheeks were rounded slightly, my nose was straight and is often called cute, my eyes a deep indigo that even I can never explain and framed with long lashes, my raven colored hair that shined in any light was nicely concealed under my black and white beanie I've had forever, and lastly my favorite feature of all. My lips, with their rose petal color and subtle fullness; even the way they curved upward making my agitating gap almost look cute. I was very attractive if I say so myself giving my attire another once over I think maybe I'm a tad overdressed. I never do this under any circumstances but it was for Ed, I untuck my shirt and roll up my sleeves, looking again still perfect.
Grabbing Ed's gift I rushed over into his house and mingle with the other guest before Ed gets here. The Kankers made their way over so Marie can verbally rape me.
"Double D, you look good in green. Nice ass." She says as she gives it a squeeze, dirty.
"Marie please, for the final time, refrain from touching me I'd rather not have your boyfriend try physically harm me again due to your ministrations." I say calmly steeping back from her.
"No need to act so gay all the time, unless you want to give Jimmy a try." She laughed with her sisters at my expense.
"I fail to see what my sexuality has to do with you Marie. We had our chance and you ruined it all, not me. You. So how about you take some personal responsibility and leave me the hell alone." I don't curse but Marie was just so infuriating, I couldn't help the habit around her.
"WHAT!" she was red faced and I knew she was about to really start a scene, "You saying' I made you into a fucking fairy!? Who do you think you are talking shit about me? What gives you the right, HUH? What makes you so fucking special!?"
"I could ask you the exact same question." She was silent and awe stricken, deep down I knew why she was angry. I just didn't care anymore. Especially after she spray painted 'FAGGIT' on my house, the least she could have done was spell the insult properly. "Tell me Marie, what makes you so special?"
Before she had a chance to respond Sarah announced that Ed was arriving so we all hid and Sarah turned off the light. We all waited and my heart was thundering in my chest. I'm so happy, nervous, excited, nauseous, blissful, and a mix of so many things that all came to me because of him. Granted Ed always had this affect on me, Eddy always joked that I was too motherly but I never listened. I just hope he is still our sticky, lovable, unhygienic Ed,(I hope a bit less on that last one) even if he's grown up and became a better man I still want him to be the same friend I had, I still want him to be my Ed.
