Sup everybody! It's me again! Hope you liked the other story, The Blue Knight. Hope you like this one even better. Remade from SKetchingChaos comics.

This story has been updated.

Church: First Blood

Church, while observing via sniper rifle, saw a huge Ursa come into view. He took a sigh, and said, "All right, let's go bitch!" So he took a shot, and missed.

The Ursa saw the vapor trail, and spotted Church in the distance. Church gasped, "Aw shit!" He then looked back through the sniper scope, and saw the Ursa CHARGING towards his direction. Church began to panic and fire again (Damn it!) and again (DAMN IT!), but he missed all the time (OH COME ON!).

The Ursa was several yards away, so Church bailed, and radioed Tucker.

"Tucker! I got a huge bear thing chasing me! Delta formation!"
Tucker answered back, "Seriously dude, why don't we call this Save yo butt formation? Cuz the same thing happens: I save your butt every time you go taking potshots at fucking Grimm."

"TUCKER THIS ISN'T THE TIME!"

"Yeah yeah whatever. Just don't die. I'm coming."

Chruch ran as fast as he could, but when he looked back, he saw the Ursa only inches behind him. The Ursa raised a paw to claw him.

Church tripped and fired a Sniper shot.

The bullet hit the Ursa in the back. Th monster lashed out...

Hospital...

Church slowly got up from the bed he was lying on. He looked around and saw Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Tucker, and a nurse standing.

Church asked, "What happened?"
Ruby explained: "Well, you were nearly mauled to death by an Ursa."

Tucker butted in, "but look on the bright side! You actually shot it in the back!"
Blake: Which made it angrier...

Tucker: So yoou deserve a party!
Church raised a hand, "Tucker, please no..."

Tucker was about to say something, when he got riddled with bullets from behind.

Everybody looks back ,and sees Caboose standing, Assault Rifle in hand.
"Tucker did it…." Was Caboose's excuse.

Church turned to the Huntresses, "I think a party is too good to turn down. Especially in my honor. Let's party!"

The end

Used gags:
1. Tucker did it

2. Church's horrible aim