AcidicRain: My friend and I made this up on a sleepover one night. We have dirty minds. It all started with something that came out wrong, then we built on to it, and then it became this one-shot. I'm not going to tell you what it's about; you can read the story and find out for yourself. There is no yaoi in this, however much it might seem like it. Enjoy!
A Nameless Nobody: WOOT!! This story or rather one-shot…does not have a plot whatsoever, but that's what makes it great. Don't worry, we can come up with worse but we don't want it to be really bad…UGHH!!! It's not as funny as it is when we act it out, but it'll do.
I do not own Fruits Basket, or the cast, or the Zodiac, or……AAYA-CHAN!!! But he owns me, .!
On with the story:
Yuki and Kyo sit together outside of shoji, where they listen in on conversation between Ayame and Shigure…
Shigure: "What the bleep?! What is that??...Aaya-chan, you naughty boy…."
Hatori walks in room.
Hatori: "AAAH!! What is that?? What are you sucking on?!"
Ayame: "Why do you want to know?"
Hatori: "I want some!!"
Shigure: "Hari, you depraved fiend!"
Ayame: "Let's grab it and run!!"
Pop.
Hatori: "Hey, wait, I wasn't finished yet! You took it right out of my mouth."
Hatori walks out of room and looks at Yuji and Kyo.
"That wasn't fair. They took it away, and I wasn't even done."
Hatori walks away. Yuki and Kyo, wide-eyed, listen in.
Shigure: "Oooh, Aaya, what flavor do you have?"
Ayame: "Why, you want some? It's delicious…."
Shigure: "Aaah, Aaya-chan, how do you get your tongue to wrap around it that way?"
Ayame: "Oh, Gure-san, you dropped it! Pick it up, it's collecting hair and dust on the floor."
Shigure: "I can't pick it up when the couch is weighing it down!!"
Ayame: "Fine, I shall pick it up for you!!"
Shigure: "Mmm, Aaya, I didn't know you could get your body to bend that way!!"
Ayame: "There you are, Gure-san! Faster, or you'll never finish."
Shigure: "Oh, hm, yes, I'm finished. Here, quick, give me another one!"
Ayame: "Just reach in and take it for yourself. I'm almost done."
Shigure: "Ah, Ayame!"
Ayame: "Oh, Shigure!"
Unison: "ALRIGHT!!"
Yuki and Kyo can take no more, and burst into room.
Kyo: "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!!"
Yuki: "WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?!!"
Shigure and Ayame look up.
Ayame: "Ah, little brother!! Would you like to join us as well?"
Shigure: "We've got plenty for all of you!!"
Yuki and Kyo: …..
Kyo: You're eating dum-dums??
Yuki and Kyo fall over anime-style, sweatdropping.
Shigure and Ayame: "Yup!! It's delicious!!"
Akito walks into room.
Akito: "What the bleep?!?!"
A Nameless Nobody: I know it was done in a script format, but me and my friend acted it out!! I thought it was funny and I hope ya'll did too (no I'm not Texan).
I'm supposed to be Shigure and…
AcidicRain: I'M AAYA-CHAN!!! Anyway, we hoped you enjoyed this little piece of our disturbed minds. If not…we're sorry for scarring you for life. It had a sucky ending.
Shigure (ANN) and Ayame (AR) put thumbs up: ALRIGHT!!!
