Author's note: Got this idea a few days ago and Marty convinced me to write something about it. Hope you like it!
Tony smiled; hacking into Director Fury's personal files was perhaps the greatest idea of all time. It had took less than five minutes for the genius to break through Fury's firewall and start searching for anything worth reading. He clicked a folder titled "Non-existent Security Footage" and the only .AVI file inside was labeled "S.H.I.E.L.D Christmas Party 2004".
As the video played Stark scanned the crowd for any familiar faces. Quickly he recognized Coulson, Maria, and Clint standing together drinking. By the looks of it the three of them were already pretty buzzed, as Hill leaned over on Clint. Then out of nowhere Clint took Coulson's face in his hands and planted a kiss on his lips. Tony's jaw dropped, no sure exactly what to make of the footage. The screen went black seconds after the kiss and Tony returned back to his own files.
He pulled up the S.H.I.E.L.D personal files and decided to do some reading. According to files Clint held no importance until he was recruited by Coulson. There wasn't much useful information. Tony sighed and leaned back in his chair, propping his feet up on the desk. He really didn't know much about Hawkeye at all; the thought sounded more like a challenge than a statement.
Tony headed up stairs from his workshop and rummaged through the kitchen searching for something to eat. He pulled the fridge and the freezer open at the same time and scanned them up and down; a bright colored wrapper in the very top of the freezer caught his eye. He pulled it out and wondered who decided to freeze gummy worms, then he remember watching Clint and Natasha unpack the groceries a few days ago when he was arguing with Bruce at the counter over subatomic particles. He shrugged and figured that gummy worms were good in themselves and were probably just as good frozen.
Stark sucked on a frozen gummy worm as he watched the evening news on the TV in the living room. He had to admit, frozen gummy worms were actually amazing and the news was holding no interest. He put another gummy worm in his mouth as the weather lady something about clear skies for the weekend and other weather related stuff.
"Are you eating my gummy worms?" Somebody asked harshly.
Tony looked over and found Clint standing shirtless in the doorway, "Yeah, it looks like I am." Stark stated eating another one.
"Why exactly are you eating MY gummy worms?" Clint said stepping into the room.
"Why are they frozen?" Tony pondered, completely ignoring the assassin's question.
Clint jumped forward and tried to grab the bag but Tony got it first and jumped behind the couch, "You know I buy those with my money Stark and not everybody is a billionaire." Barton added.
"Maybe you should learn how to share." Tony suggested crossing his arms across his chest.
"Maybe you should stay out of other peoples stuff." Clint retorted.
"Maybe I would if I actually knew that you had stuff." Stark scuffed.
"Maybe if you actually came out of your workshop you would know." Clint said raising his voice a little.
"You know every time I do come out of my workshop you're on the roof. Do you have a nest up there or something?" Tony replied flatly. It looked like Clint was about to jump over the couch at Tony when Stark tossed him what was left of the gummy bears, "Don't ruffle your feathers Bird Brain, you can have your frozen gummy worms back."
Clint caught the bag of candy and walked back out the way he came. Tony ran his hand through his hair and sighed before grabbing a soda and going back down to his workshop.
I also didnt have anyone BETA this for me so im sorry for any mistakes. More to come soon!
