Me : All right every body lets get thing in place its time for some romance

Natsu : So wait i get to have a harem

Me : yup

(Natsu face blushes redder than a freshly picked tomato and passes out )

Me : okay while Our hero is in the infirmary. Attendance check. Lucy!

Lucy : Here

Me: Mirajanae !

Mira : Here

Me : Lisanna !

Lisa : here

Me : Erza !

Erza : Here

Me : Cana !

Cana : Here

Me : Juvia

Juvia : Here

Me : Virgo

Virgo : Present

Me: Levy

Levy : Here

Gray : You're make it really big aren't you perv

Me: Say that again Ice pick

Gray : P-E-R-V

(Devine Flying bicycle kick of mega awesomeness sends Gray through the wall)

Me : okay do anyone have a problem with my story

All in unison : No sir

Me : Thats better Now .And ACTION!

Prolog .Surprise


Happy , I'm starting to think this mission is bogus complained Natsu

What did you mean Natsu ? Asked Happy

I mean like were in the middle of nowhere in an ominous town and there no one here said Natsu

Well what does the mission say asked Happy

Help needed .send best mage as soon as at big mansion said Natsu

Yeah that sounds very ominous added Happy

As the hero and his friend walked down the empty town they felt a cold blast of air sending a quick shock in there back making them cling to each other for dear life.

H..hey N..Natsu c..can I go on your shoulder stuttered the Cat

S…sure t..thing b..buddy stuttered Natsu

Happy perched on Natsu's shoulder , the hero begins to walk down the abandon town finally approaching the Mansion . In front of them is a gigantic door as the Natsu pushes the door slowly it gives an eerie creek upon hearing that noise the Hero and his buddy slowly walk in the Manner .As the were in the middle of it all the door suddenly shut's giving a big booming roar , the hero and his cat run toward the door and pound on it with their fist with all the strength they can muster.

HELP! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP WERE TRAPPED IN THE MANNOR! pleaded Natsu

PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! Happy screamed in terror

As the begin to lose strength they stop for a quick rest . upon their break they hear several foot steps approaching them

Hey Natsu whats before Happy can Finnish his question Natsu quickly hushes him . As the footsteps get louder and louder Natsu prepares for battle.

I like an unfair battle it gives my opponent and advantage saying Natsu followed by a slight chuckle

Alright let's get started pouring his fist together FIRE DR

Natsu HELP! cried Happy

Happy don't worry buddy I'll save you said Ants

As soon as Natsu finished his sentence a shadowy figure appeared and hit him in the back of the head knocking him out


Natsu woke up tied to a chair with a single light above his head .

my head said Natsu with sudden realization Natsu remembered Happy was in trouble

*Gasp* HAPPY WHERE ARE YOU! exclaimed Natsu

Lights begin to flash blinding the tie up hero and the same several shadows lining up to approach Natsu

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FRIEND exclaimed Natsu trying to gain back his vision

A familiar voice appeared . Don't worry Natsu Happy is safe.

As Natsu looked it, he was in shock it was Erza Scarlet and she was dress in a evening gowns , she looked pretty thought Natsu Hell she even looked HOT! thought Natsu again

whats going on asked Natsu slightly blushing

Erza putting her finger on his lips shushing him and walked back to the anonymous shadows

As Natsu focused on the shadows. it was Erza, Lucy, Cana, Mirajane, Lisanna, Juvia , Virgo and Levy all dressed in evening gowns.

If seeing Erza in a gown wasn't bad enough see the others in gowns made him flustered

G.. wh..wha..whats goi..going o.. stammered Natsu blushing redder than a tomato

The girls look at each other a give a slight giggle

With sudden realization again Natsu asked where was Happy

Happy? oh he is over there eating fish to his little hearts desire said Cana pointing at a coach

Hewpy Matcu muffled Happy stuffing his face full of fish

*sigh* what a relief I was really worried said Natsu with a Toothy smile

Okay with that out-of-the-way . let's get started with some fun said Lucy

Something tells me this isn't my idea of fun Natsu muttered to himself


Me : So how are you feeling Natsu

Natsu : Better, Man I though I was going to pass out seeing the girls in the dresses

Me : So they were that pretty

Natsu : Pretty doesn't even cover it

Me : Beautiful

Natsu : Nope

Me: Then what is it ?!

Natsu : Goddess Like (With a twinkle in his eyes)

Me: Wow

Girls : NATSU! (all of them blushing going through all types of reds)

Natsu : I thought you locked the door

Me : I thought i did

(All the girls dog pile on Natsu and begging to kiss him all over his face)

(Natsu Managing to pop out of his head ) Hey what happened to Gray

Me : Oh I kicked him to a wall for calling me a Perv

Natsu : Wait to go Ice for Brains

Gray : Shut it Ash for breath

Girls : WHAT DID YOU CALL NATSU

Me : Yeah I'm going to turn this off before it gets ugly

Gray : PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME !

End Transmission