Naruto and Sasuke love each other since they were 2 months old. They were known for child molesting each otherrrrrr. They loved each other ever deeply and then useless came into human form. Her name was sakura haruseless. She loved Sasuke deeply that's why sasuke left the village before he got kissed by her. Naruto was upset every day. Naruto spent time with sexy toads to remove his depression. But Sasuke turned evil and attacked the village. Then Naruto kissed sasuke and blossomed his inner niceness. Naruto killed Sakura and made cotton candy out of her hair.

Orochimaru comes and gets jealous of Naruto and Sasuke. He uses his sexy tongue to lick Jiraiya's beautiful ears not only did he have a snake fetish he also had a ear fetish he crawled towards Naruto and Sasuke's bed after they had a good night so shit happened and they ended up going 3 way orochimaru's tongue went all over their bodies if you know what i mean sakura comes and poops all over them this shit its turning into 2 girls 1 cup oh shiettttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. HENTAIATA (hinata gets lonely and starts using byakugan to watch soon everyone in the leaf village started fucking YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY