Mai brushed her hair out of her face. She was smiling insanely, like she did whenever she was very proud of herself. "What did you do?" I asked through a rice ball. "Tobi's asleep, all because of me!" she said in a singsong beat. "Please tell me that you didn't set his face on fire again" I rolled my eye. She had done that once before, in one of her famous fits of psychosis. Tobi came out of it with a charred mask and singed clothing. "No" she said in that whiny voice that she knew I loved. "He agreed to try out my new drug" she pouted "he consented to it!" she protested.

"Was it written consent?" I teased her. "One of the basic laws when you become a Med-nin sweetie. Get written consent" I smiled as her face flushed in embarrassment. "Well, I won't report you, only because you got him to shut up" I sighed. I touched the base of her neck.

She flinched and whimpered. I couldn't tell what her seal was doing to her today. "Sensei that hurt!" Tears were welling up visibly in her eyes. "Well, you did do something bad" I squeezed her shoulder harder. She dropped to the ground. "Haha! I lied!" she giggled.

"You little pervert!" I pinned her down pressing on her shoulders. She laughed curling up into a ball under me. Oh, it was the tickle kind. At that moment Tobi and Itatchi walked in. "not on the kitchen floor please" he sighed angrily. "Is this organization made of perverts?" I said through clenched teeth.