Not the Phantom of Opera

Boredom strikes and not even Shreddies can stop it! Don't worry if you have no idea what that's about, the point is, the SDK crew are performing Phantom of the Opera. Lots of love, Aeternus-Spes and Hikari Mibu!

Disclaimer: I don't own SDK, unfortunately, or Phantom. Also unfortunately, because they have some good singers.

Warning: I'm writing it. That means yaoi and bad language. Beep the badger as you go out.

HK shrugged, stretched, and leaned back to poke Shinrei.
"Yo, Shin, 'cause this is the... 13th anniversary of... uh... apple juice day, you guys are going to perform Phantom of the Opera. The peeps themselves will be watching, so do a good job! I'll send a good director for ya, gotta run, do your best, I'll send the casting too!" She vanished into a plothole, leaving Shinrei surprised, confused, and slightly annoyed.
"What the hell is apple juice day?!"

Just as Shinrei got the whole group together, and managed to get some kind of control, a plothole opened in the ceiling, and the shape of a young boy fell through, before the plothole closed with a very dramatic roll of thunder and plume of smoke. After the general hysterics stopped, and they pried Yuya from a lampshade, they could hear the coughing and swearing from the figure dropped from the ceiling.
"Fuck, I told HK not to hit the ceiling again! She always freakin' misses with these things!" Shinrei stared at the figure rising from the smoke in shock.
"Atsui?!" Pushing aside the smoke and still mumbling about the directionally challenged authoress, Atsui glanced up.
"Hey Mom, Dad. I hope you're not expecting hugs." Hotaru shrugged, poking Akira.
"Who's that kid again?" Atsui sighed, and then smiled slightly, putting an arm over his father's shoulder.
"That's my dad." Shinrei scowled.
"Why do you always call me your mother!" Atsui shook his head, smile growing.
"Nice to know mom will never change. Oh, btw, HK kept my parentage inside the Mibu, until you blurted it." Shinrei froze for a second, then turned to stare at everyone else who ever featured in SDK, even if it was only for 5 seconds. All was quiet for a few seconds, then Kyo snickered, which was the cue for everyone else to have their various hysterical reactions. Shinrei glared at everyone who came near him, blushing furiously.
"I hate her. So very much." Atsui actually laughed, and slid an arm over his mother's shoulder.
"Well, I think we should be moving on. I have all your parts..." Yuya raised a hand uncertainly.
"Uh, doesn't this involve singing?" Atsui nodded.
"Not seeing your point." Yuya frowned slightly.
"So shouldn't she know who can sing before she casts the parts?" Atsui smirked, glancing at an ominous sheet of paper.
"No need. She knows what she's doing. Now if you'll shut up, I'll tell you the parts." There was a sudden hush as word spread throughout the room, and Atsui managed in seconds what had taken Shinrei 3 hours to do: achieve total silence. Atsui smirked at the sea of terrified faces, before reading from his slip of paper.
"The starring role, the Phantom, goes to Kotaro. Other starring male role, Raoul, goes to Akira. The starring female role, Christine, goes too..." Atsui paused dramatically, as all the girls in the room held their breath, anxious to see who would get to star alongside the two bishis "Sasuke!" There was a frozen moment, then Sasuke shrieked.
"What the hell?!" Akira and Yukimura, who had been standing beside the little ninja, suffered from temporary deafness and so did not hear Atsui's answer.
"You have the highest male voice, and the girls can't sing for toffee. Not only because Saishi's allergic." The girls were all very annoyed, and ignored, as Atsui moved on in the casting. "Other important roles, like the owners of the opera, Firmin and Andre, got to Shinrei and Hotaru. The part of the bitchy opera lady goes to Fubuki, and the bitchy opera guy goes to Hishigi. Meg the ballet dancer will be Mahiro, because she doesn't have to sing much and all the rest of you bitches are the ballet people, because you suck. Yukimura will be the ballet mistress, and Taihaku, Kyoshiro, Benitora, White Crow and Black Scorpion are gonna be cops. Everyone else...you are either doing lighting, props, construction or filling in the chorus. Chinmei, you're the conductor of a band that doesn't exist... wait a minute, Twelve freaks, you're our band, Nobunaga's leading you, so you better learn those instruments fast. Shindara, you're the dude who's always drunk and gets killed by the Phantom. Sanada Ten, you're in charge of scenery and moving things, preferably without killing people. Akari, you get to whip the ballet dancers, which also includes Kyo and Bon." There was a high pitched squeal from Akari at the mention of Kyo's name, and Kyo paled. Atsui dropped a huge box onto the ground, then turned to leave. "Here are your scripts, learn your parts because practice starts tomorrow!" He ran for the door as Kyo and Fubuki reached the script box, laughing maniacally.