Sup everyone! My new ff idea I got from a furuba ff. Hope you guys like it. Also review people!

EDIT: Since it's been about 6 or so months and I've hit a writer's block in some of my other stories, I have decided to go through and edit this so it may have more words and details in it! I hope you guys enjoy!

-Ouran Kou Kou Host Club-

Quiet side of Tokyo, Japan. Rich and beautiful Ouran High School. Top floor of the south campus. End room in the north corridor. Unused and unattended music room.

"This place has got to be the only place that is quiet," Haruhi said as the door opened for the two studious teens. Haruhi had unruly brown hair and chocolate colored eyes that were hidden away by thick-framed glasses.

"Welcome," greeted six beautiful boys from around a throne.

"Oh, its two boys," commented the two red-headed twins, who were hanging onto one another.

"Watch your mouths. They are important guests even if they are guys," The tall blonde reprimanded the two, standing up to come greet the two who had walked in and were now backed against the wall in attempt to escape. "Welcome to Ouran Kou Kou Host Club! Rare scholarship students, Fujioka, Haruhi and Yoshiiva, Koharu."

He put out a slim pale hand to them in greeting.

"How did you know. . .?" Haruhi wondered turning around from the large pink wall and an attempt at opening the door.

"It seems the tone of our school isn't fit for commoners. So if you don't have a lot of nerve, you can't get a scholarship here," one of the black-haired boys said, adjusting his glasses so a glint from the lights hid his onyx eyes away from them.

"So to speak you are heroes," The blonde said, hugging the two 'commoners with nerve' with one arm. "I cannot believe the rumored students are gay."

"What?" stuttered Koharu, looking from him to Haruhi and back. The student stared through long black bangs that seemed to always cover the pale face underneath.

"What would you two like? Wild? Lolita? Devilish? Pedophile? or ..." The blonde wondered, pointing to the other boys. Then, he began to sway as he placed one of his hands softly on his face.

'Is he trying to look sexy or something?'thought Koharu, watching him sway.

"Would you like to try me?" He stops swaying to form a 'princely-sexy' pose, his hair tasseled slightly from the flip of his hand.

"You misunderstood. We just..." Haruhi tried, backing away and trying to find the doorknob.

"Haru-chan are you a hero?" the little blonde asked excitedly. "I want to hear the story of when you saved the queen!"

"Who gave you permission to call me Haru-chan?" Haruhi looks at him angrily. The blonde begins to cry and the other black-haired boy comes forward to pick him up.

"Anyway we were just looking for somewhere quiet." Haruhi informed them.

"Please excuse ..." Haruhi backs up and knocks into a small pillar that held a vase on top of it, causing the vase to fall and break on the floor.

"That rune vase was supposed to be the feature for the school action," murmured one twin.

"What will we do...? We were going to start the bidding at 8 million yen," his brother finished his thought.

"8... 8 million!" Haruhi cried, completely shocked. "I... I'll pay it ba..."

"Can you? You can't even buy your own uniform," say the twins with their final attack on the commoner, which they had decided to make their new toy.

"Do you know this proverb Fujioka-kun?" asked the blonde as he sat back down in his throne. "When in Rome do as the Romans do. If you don't have money, pay with your own body! From now on, you're the Host Club's dog."

"Is it possible for me to work off the debt too?" asked Koharu determinedly, stepping up next to Haruhi and placing a hand on the younger student's shoulder. "Seeing how we wouldn't even be here if I hadn't suggested coming after looking at the school's map."

"Fine, but you will be our dog as well," stated the blonde with a wave of his hand.

"Koharu, you don't have to," Haruhi said, turning to the taller student.

"Don't worry. Besides, I can't just leave my friend when they are in need," Koharu replied with a smile.

"How heroic!" called the twins in a joking mood.

-the Host Club is now open-

"Tamaki-kun, I have heard you have taken on a few stray cats," commented a red-haired girl, putting down her teacup as she finished the sentence. Haruhi walked in with groceries, causing Koharu to rush up and help carry the large bags.

"Well, speak of the devil," Tamaki murmurs, waving to Haruhi to come over. "Little piggy, well done with your errand. Did you buy the correct items?"

Haruhi handed over a small can from within the bags. The container was clear so you could see the brown powder that was nestled inside it.

"And what might this be?" Tamaki asked with a confused look crossing his face.

"Coffee, as you can see." Haruhi informed him, a small twitch appearing behind the teen's glasses.

"Is this the already ground kind?" Tamaki asked, puzzled as he turned the container over to examine it.

"No it's the instant kind." Haruhi tells him, obviously getting a little aggravated.

"Instant?" a couple of girls asked, cocking their heads to the side in wonder.

"Oh, this is the kind where all you need is to add hot water!" Tamaki exclaimed excitedly. "The so-called commoners' coffee."

A group of girls had gathered around him by then. A couple of girls start to talk about the coffee in awed murmurs.

"Commoners' wisdom, I see." Tamaki muttered with the Host Club and girls behind the couch watching him intently. "300 yen for 100 grams, huh?"

"I'll go buy it again. Sorry for not buying the expensive coffee nuts!" Haruhi sighed, still behind Tamaki.

"No wait!" Tamaki halted the brunette's leave, standing up. "I will try this."

Everyone looked shocked at his words.

"I will try this out!" he exclaimed resolutely. Everyone rich started to clap for him.

"All right. Haruhi and Koharu come here and make us some commoner coffee," he commanded the two as they stepped over to a smaller table by the large windows.

'Rich bastards,'thought both of them as they gathered the materials for the coffee. They quickly made the coffee and served it, thus helping Tamaki woo some of the girls who had remained by him. The twins did their twincest act and their guests screamed from pleasure, gaining looks of wonder and confusion from the new 'dogs'. Then Mori walked in carrying Hunny on his back.

"We've been waiting for you, Hunny-kun!" one girl calls happily as Mori put down the still sleepy boy.

"Sorry. I fell asleep waiting for Takashi to finish kendo practice," the blonde sat down and rubbed his large, chocolate eye. "I still feel sleepy."

"So cute!" the girls around him scream in adoration.

"Is he really a senior?" Koharu asked as the two 'dogs' stand by a support pillar together. Haruhi shrugged, unsure of how to answer the question.

"Despite his looks, Hunny-senpai is the oldest out of all of us," Kyouya told them as he walked up to them. "And Mori's selling point is his indifference."

Haruhi sighed and Koharu shook his head at the thought of the girls preference.

"Haru-chan! Ko-chan!" Hunny called, grabbing onto their arms and swinging them to face the other way. "Why don't you eat cake with us?"

"No, I don't really like sweet stuff," Haruhi said, a little dizzy from suddenly being spun.

"I don't eat cake all too much," Koharu answered, trying to stand straight with Hunny still gripping both 'dogs' arms.

"Then I'll lend you my little rabbit!" Hunny said, reaching behind him.

"I don't really think a rabbit would help us in any way," Koharu informed him softly.

"I'm not interested in little rabbits," Haruhi told the blonde. Hunny looked sad and pulled out his pink, stuffed rabbit.

"Do you hate my little rabbit?" Hunny asked cutely. The two stared at it for a moment. The rabbit seemed to blush under their gaze, causing Haruhi to lean down a little.

"S-so cute," Haruhi stuttered. Hunny gave the brunette the rabbit.

"Treat it nicely!" he calls to them before turning and jumping into the laps of his customers.

"The goal of our club is to pair up our own traits to wishes of our customers," Kyouya informed the two, drawing their attention back to him. "I should also say that Tamaki is number one. He is the King. Over 70 percent of our guests request him."

Koharu nodded and smirked up at him. "Understandable, seeing how he is most likely the one who started the Host Club, right Kyouya?"

Kyouya just nodded at the assumption. "About the 8 million yen debt, the two of you can be dogs for our club until you graduate. I'm sorry, I mean assistants. You may run if you want. But my private police force has about one hundred people."

A visual came to the two's minds of the mass of humans needed for such a force. Kyouya pushed his glasses up a little. "Do you two. . . have passports?"

"That's right you need to work hard to pay off your debt," Tamaki cooed, sliding up behind Haruhi and blowing on his neck, causing him to jump and start panting.

"Please stop that," Koharu commands, walking over to Haruhi to pat him on the back as the younger student gasped from the surprise.

"No girls will like you if you two act the way you do," Tamaki reprimanded them. Koharu straightened up and faced him.

"I don't really care about that sort of thing and I doubt Haruhi does either," he says, blowing his long bangs out of his eyes, letting them see a flash of bright blue.

"How can you say something like that? Good gentlemen must please women, above all else," Tamaki reprimanded them, flourishing a rose out of nowhere.

"Actually, it doesn't really matter, does it?" Haruhi asked, turning to face Tamaki as well. Tamaki looked shocked. "Being a guy or a girl or their physical properties. It's the inside that counts, right?"

"Agreed. It doesn't matter what a person looks like or what they have, it is about how they act and the way they treat people," Koharu clarifies, waving a hand towards Tamaki. "Really, I think any sensible person could easily see through your charms and immediately turn to someone else. Am I right Haruhi-chan?"

Haruhi nodded in agreement and Tamaki looked completely shocked, but he recovered quickly.

"What a shame.-" he started to do a speech about beauty as he walked around with dramatic spins and flourishes.

"What is he talking about?" Koharu asked, shaking his head in disbelief.

"I don't understand him at all," Haruhi told him, continuing to watch Tamaki drag on with his speech. They sighed together. "How should I put how he acts?"

The two began to think. Haruhi shook his head. "He isn't troublesome."

Koharu also shook his head. "Try being more blunt. But what would work?"

Tamaki leaned down between them, continuing with his speech. Haruhi' eyes lit up. "I got it! You're annoying."

Tamaki was stricken by Haruhi's words and curled up to pout in a corner. "Um. . . Tamaki-senpai?"

The twins laughed loudly and put their hands on Haruhi's head. "You really are a warrior!"

"What a bunch of grievances waiting to happen," Koharu sighed softly.

"I'm sorry, but I really was just a bit startled," Haruhi tried to lie to Tamaki, trying to apologize. Tamaki stood up and turned around in a 'graceful' manner.

"I see, I see. Then I shall teach you how to set a plate," he said grandly.

'What a fast recovery,' Koharu thought, smirking. 'This club might actually be interesting.'

"Tono," the twins call to the blonde, interrupting his rant.

"Call me King," Tamaki corrected them fluidly, switching from his speech to whatever they had to say.

"No matter how much you teach them, they lack even the basics of beauty," the twins told him, referring to the dogs' clothes. Haruhi was wearing a sweater and black pants and had badly cut hair. Koharu was only a little better, wearing a grey jacket and black pants and having somewhat styled hair that was far too long.

"Even if you remove his glasses, all you would probably see are beady little eyes," Hikaru said, removing Haruhi's glasses. Haruhi squirmed a little after his vision blurred.

"You would probably see bad skin if you moved his hair," Kaoru said at the same time, brushing Koharu's hair out of his face with his hand. The twins stopped and stared at what they saw in the two's faces. The other hosts moved in closer. Tamaki ran up and pushed the twins out of the way. Tamaki snapped his fingers.

"Hikaru. Kaoru."

"Yes!" the twins saluted, grabbing each of the boys and running them to the dressing rooms.

"Kyouya, contact the hair designer," Tamaki started instructing the Host Club. "Mori-senpai, go borrow contacts from the nurse."

"Tama-chan, what can I do?" Hunny asked eagerly, his eyes lit up in excitement.

"Hunny-senpai. . ." Hunny nodded quickly as Tamaki trailed off. "Please go eat cake."

Hunny went and sat in gloom at a table with only his rabbit.

-in the dressing rooms-

"Now change into these!" the twins commanded, holding up two of the school's male uniforms.

"What?" Koharu cried, backing up and into the open changing room.

"Quit stalling!" The two jumped up and tried to force the boys into the uniforms.

"Stop! We know, we can do it ourselves!" Haruhi yelled as they pushed the twins out of the dressing room, causing the red-heads to stumble slightly.

Later, the host club waited for their 'dogs' to come out of the dressing room looking like new.

"Um. . . senpai?" they heard Haruhi's voice call hesitantly from within.

"Are you two done changing?" Tamaki asked through the curtain, getting fairly impatient at the two potential hosts.

"Give us a minute," Koharu called out to him then whispered to Haruhi. "I can't believe you can't tie a tie."

"It was never something I needed to learn," Haruhi answered as Koharu does his tie. Koharu sighed sadly and gave one last tug on it to straighten the black material.

"Let's go," he said and turned to the curtain. The curtain slid open and the two walked out with new uniforms and haircuts. "Is it really okay for us to have these?"

"Why do you look so cute? Just like a couple of girls," Tamaki said excitedly at the sight of the two, a faint blush even coloring his cheeks.

"Haru-chan and Ko-chan are cute!" Hunny said as Koharu adjusted his jacket so the sleeves would go to his wrists properly.

"Why didn't you tell us you looked like this before?" The twins asked harshly. Haruhi began to mess with his new haircut, causing Koharu to begin to toy with his own at-chin-line haircut.

"Your assistant jobs end now!" cried Tamaki, suddenly pointing at them with a broad smile on his face. "From now on you two are full members of the Host Club!"

Haruhi looked shocked and Koharu gave a faint smile at the thought of being able to see more of these boys.

"I will train you to be top hosts," Tamaki continued. "If the two of you can each get 100 requests from our guests, then your 8 million debt is paid off."

"Host?" Haruhi repeated, looking depressed.

'Father help me, this was an interesting day,' Koharu thought, looking away from everyone with a sigh.

-back in the main room, after school activities-

"Koharu-chan, what are you interested in?" one of the new hosts' guest asked. She had short, blue-grey hair that was partially pulled back by a ribbon. The ribbon was a yellow to match the puffed dress that all of the female Ouran students had to wear.

"Haruhi-chan, do you have any special talents?" the other asked. She had long brown hair with half of it pulled up in small pigtails on either side of her head.

'No. . . I can't do this anymore. I have no idea what to do,'Haruhi thought looking for help from the composed boy sitting next to him. Koharu had a calm face with a small smile play at his lips.

"I enjoy reading, writing, drawing, listening to and preforming music, and other things like that," Koharu said, answering the first girl. He leaned forward slightly, allowing his smile to form slowly. "Any of the fine arts really catch my interest."

"What instruments do you play, Koharu-chan?" the one that questioned Haruhi asked, an interested twinkle in her clear black eyes.

"Trumpet, flute, guitar, and the piano," he answered her, his smile growing wider. The girls went wide eyed at the surprisingly long list.

'He is so talented and handsome!'they thought together. Tamaki, on the other hand, looked over the back of his couch at them, his eyes not leaving the two new hosts as they talked with their guests.

-time skip: 10 minutes-

"Oh. . . so because of a sickness you lost your mother 10 years ago, Haruhi-chan," the brunette girl said sympathetically. Then she wondered, "What do you do about house work?"

"I do them all. When my mom was in the hospital, she left some recipes that we used to always eat, so trying to make them is fun. And when I do them correctly it makes my dad happy and, in turn, makes me happy," he smiled sadly at the girls.

"What about you, Koharu-chan?'' the blue-haired girl asked.

"My mother died after giving birth to my little brother when I was little and, since my father is always working, I don't get see him all too much. I know he loves and cares for me though. He even calls me 'bambino' all the time," he chuckled deeply. He gave them a sad smile. "He even let me and my brother live in an apartment together near here."

"Bambino?" Haruhi asked, turning to his friend.

"It means 'baby' in Italian," Koharu told him with a happy smile. Haruhi still had a confused look on his face. "I'm half Italian."

"Really!" the two girls squealed. "Foreign boys are so hot!"

"My mother was Japanese," Koharu told them with a small laugh. "So I am not completely foreign."

"What do you do about your chores?" the brunette one asked, remembering that her host lived on his own.

"I'm not too good at cleaning, so my brother does it, and since I'm the better cook I prepare our meals," he answered, shrugging as if it was nothing. "It is the way it has been since we were little."

"May we request you tomorrow, Haruhi-chan, Koharu-chan?'' the two girls asked together as they realized their time was up.

"That would help us a lot," Haruhi said, giving another smile.

"Completely perfect," Kyouya commented as he, the twins, and Tamaki looked on to the new hosts' conversation a few yards away.

"No need for instruction," the twins agreed from their position on the floor.

"Tamaki-sama," the red-haired girl next to the King called. Tamaki turned around 'gracefully'.

"Sorry Princess, I was worried about the new children in our house," Tamaki apologized smoothly.

"You seem interested in those two children," she murmured, looking at him without moving her head.

"Isn't it obvious, I am teaching them as if I was raising children," he snapped his fingers as he spoke. "Haruhi, Koharu, come here for a bit."

The two walked over after making sure they had no guests coming. "Yes?"

"Come introduce yourselves." Tamaki instructed them. He gestured to the girl next to him. "This person here is Ayanokouji-hime, one of my frequent guests."

"It is a pleasure to meet you," they said to her, bowing. The two straightened from their bow. Haruhi smiled at the girl, causing Tamaki to bring him into a huge hug.

"So cute, Haruhi!" Tamaki cried, spinning him and knocking Koharu down. "That embarrassed expression is good, very good!''

"Tamaki-sama?" Ayanokouji said, sweat dropping. Koharu stood and attempted to free Haruhi, but got knocked over again.

"Mori-senpai! Save me!" Haruhi yelled, trying to get away. Mori came over quickly and lifted him out of Tamaki's grasp.

"Mori-senpai, you. . . didn't have to. . . go so far," Tamaki said as Mori sat there holding Haruhi up. Tamaki made a few hand twitches to motion Haruhi to him. "Here, return to Father's chest. . ."

"I don't need two Dads," Haruhi replied when Mori set him down. The petite boy stepped back to try and hide behind Mori slightly. "Ask Koharu, maybe he will let you be his dad."

"What? Hell no! I will not let you be my father." Koharu cried as Tamaki approached him, arms open. Tamaki pouted and went to a corner. "Um. . . What are you doing?"

"That is Tono's 'Corner of Woe'," the twins told him. Koharu sweat dropped unhappily.

-After Club activities-

"My bag is gone," Haruhi commented as he and Koharu were getting ready to go to home, finally able to escape from the boys. They were now alone in the back room, the boys leaving for a moment to escort the guests out.

"Where did you put it?" Koharu asked him, not looking up from his own black bag as he shifted through it to make sure everything was there. Haruhi started looking around frantically, then he turned to look out the window.

"Oh no. . ." He whispered as Koharu walked up behind him to look out the window as well.

"Wasn't there supposed to be a no bullying policy here?" Koharu asked, spying the bag being soaked in a fountain. The things in the small bag loose around the large pond. Haruhi ran out of the room and down to the fountain. Koharu watched as Haruhi searched the waters for his stuff. Tamaki walked up and said a few things to the new host.

"What is he doing?" Koharu wondered out loud as he watched Tamaki climb into the fountain as well and start searching through the water. "I guess I shouldn't skip the meeting, but I want to see how this turns out."

Tamaki held up something and Haruhi snatched it from him.

"Well, that was boring," Koharu said, turning to leave and go to the main room. "I guess I should warn the others about that 'hime'."

-the next day-

'Why did that girl designate Haruhi?' Koharu thought while serving tea to his own three giggling customers, two of which were the same ones from yesterday.

"You really did bother Tamaki-sama with that bag didn't you?" Ayanokouji was saying to Haruhi. "And that isn't your place. Tamaki-sama only cares about you because your background is. . . different. Do not think that he actually adores you."

"Basically your being," Haruhi said, not phased, but pausing only to find the right word to use. "Jealous?"

Ayanokouji's hand shot out and there was a large crash. Everyone in the room turned to look and find Haruhi on top of Ayanokouji with their table and tea set broken around them, water dripping from the wood and all over the floor.

"Haruhi-kun. . . Haruhi-kun suddenly got violent," Ayanokouji screamed. Koharu gave an unnoticeable smirk from where he stood near the windows with Kyouya, both keeping an eye on the scene. "Somebody help me, quick! Get this commoner off-"

She was interrupted by the twins pouring pitchers of water on her. Haruhi moved off her and looked up at the two, water dripping from where it had splashed up on him.

"Wh-What are you two doing?" the soaking Ayanokouji asked the twins in a shrill voice. Tamaki helped her up as the twins looked smug nearby. Tamaki started to try to fix her hair. "Tamaki-sama. . . Haruhi-kun wanted to-"

Tamaki closed his eyes, cutting her off.

"How graceless. . ." he quietly called to Haruhi, who was still sitting on the floor with a nervous look on his face. "Don't you agree, Haruhi?"

Haruhi looked at him, confused, and Koharu stepped forward with a sad smile on his face with Kyouya stepping up alongside him.

"Ayanokouji-hime, no, -chan. Ayanokouji-chan, you were the one who threw Haruhi-kun's bag in the pond, weren't you?" He asked her innocently.

"Do you have any proof?" She asked him, defiantly. Tamaki grabbed her chin and made her look at him.

"You're quite beautiful, but you are not fit to be our customer. . ." Tamaki informed her, as the other hosts gathered around him and blocked the view of everyone else. "I know Haruhi is not that kind of guy."

"Tamaki-sama, you baka!" Ayanokouji screamed, running out of the room. Tamaki turned back to Haruhi, who was stillsitting, soaked on the floor.

"For you, I will now inform you of the punishment for causing this ruckus." He quickly pointed to Haruhi. "You now have to get one thousand customers!"

"Hold on," Koharu interrupted quickly, turning to Kyouya." Do I have to get one thousand too?"

"No," Kyouya informed him with a sly smile.

"Here," Tamaki gave Haruhi his hand to help him up. "I'm looking forward to your progress natural rookie."

He winked at Haruhi.

"This is our only replacement uniform. It's better than being wet, right?" Kyouya handed Haruhi a large bag. Haruhi looked in it to see another uniform nicely folded inside the brown bag.

"Thank you very much." Haruhi replied and headed for the changing rooms, past all of the whispering girls who were being ushered out of the room by Hunny and Mori.

-changing room-

"Haruhi, here." Tamaki said, pulling back the curtains with one hand and holding towels in the other. "Towels for you."

Haruhi looked back over his shoulder at him with only an undershirt on. At the sight of the frilly, pale pink tank, Tamaki let the curtain drop.

"Haruhi. . ." Tamaki asked through the curtains, a little embarrassed wth a blush crawling up his face.

"Yeah?" was the silent reply.

"You're a girl?"

"Biologically, yeah. Koharu is one too." Haruhi said sheepishly.

Koharu walked in at that moment with his and Haruhi's school bags. "I'm a what?"

"You're a girl?" Tamaki asked accusingly.

"Yes," was all she said as she walked past him and into the changing room with Haruhi.

-later-

The curtain was pulled back to reveal Haruhi and Koharu standing there in the girls' uniform, small red bows on one side of their heads. Tamaki started to freak out with a wild blush on his face and the other hosts grinned in their own way.

"I thought it was fine for you senpais to think I was a guy. It seems my consciousness for genders is lower than most people's," Haruhi said, messing with her bowtie. Koharu sighed and moved in front of her.

"Yes, Haruhi, it is," the two giggle a little and Koharu fixed Haruhi's bowtie.

"This is an interesting turn of events," Kyouya said from the side. The twins agree with him with a short nod, though smug grins were plastered all over their faces.

"Ah, but you were a bit cool back there, senpai" Haruhi said to Tamaki, causing him to blush even worse. Koharu moved a little towards Kyouya, whom she had actually grown attached to with the surveillance of Ayanokouji.

"Maybe this will be the start of love?" she whispered to him with a small laugh. He nodded at her as he kept an eye on the blonde and brunette.

"But it's not bad being a host and listening to the girls chit-chat." Everyone moved in closer to Haruhi and Koharu went up to her.

"You're right," Koharu agreed and then got an idea. "Maybe we should start calling ourselves 'he' from now on."

Haruhi nodded at her new best friend and they both grinned happily.

EDIT: Now at 5,108 words instead of 4,268 and 12 pages of 10 pt. typing! I feel accomplished at the improved chapter!