While hanging out with her two friends, Bella meets Edward, the handsome stranger from her past that she thought she'd never see again. There's something strange about him, he didn't age at all, he looks exactly like he did 12 years ago. Now, he seems to show up everywhere. How does he always seem to know where she is? More importantly what has he been hiding all this time? No vamps
Disclaimer- I own nothing! Not Twilight, and not McDonalds.
My first fanfic. I reread it a couple times, but there may still be some mistakes. Sorry about them.
"No! I don't want to eat there again!" Rosalie exclaimed. "Well, too damn bad Rose. Because that's where I want to eat at!" I said. "Come on Rosie, you have to give Bella some credit, what normal girl would want to eat McDonald's as much as Bella Bear?" Emmett piped in. I rolled my eyes and said "Gee, thanks Em Daisy"
Emmett's eyes bugged out as he clapped his hand over my mouth. "Bella, would you keep it down! Someone could hear that forbidden, hateful name." He whined, looking over his shoulder, as Rosalie snickered at the nickname. Rose said. "Hey, if it makes you feel better I think it's kind of cute."
She looked over at me, and we busted out laughing at Emmett. "Rose, you're supposed to be on my side!" He pouted. "Oh Emmy you know I'm just teasing you." Said Rose, as she grabbed his face to prove her point.
"Okay, okay let's get this show on the road, I'm starvin' like Marvin here." I yelled. Emmett, deciding he would show us a glimpse of his wisdom and said. "Isn't it Stavin' Marvin?" "Yea, that's what I said." Was my great comeback. He retorted shaking his head like he was disappointed. "Honestly, Bella and you say I'm thick."
"Well, smart guy, Marvin is a guy's name, so in that case I'm like Marvin. Get it, Em Daisy?" I replied sarcastically. Emmett made a face of disgust, but before he could say anything Rose cut in. "Who cares about Marvin! Let's figure out where to eat."
I turned to Rosalie and narrowed my eyes as I responded. "I'm going to McD's, and that's my final word!" Rose huffed and muttered. "You know, I can feel my arteries clogging up just walking into the place. I will have to get a salad or something."
I wasn't paying attention until she mentioned the dreaded topic. "You know Bella, you probably wouldn't be so against couples kissing, if you had a guy to do it with. Plus that may make you stop eating at Fat Burger so often too." She didn't look happy as we all got in Emmett's jeep.
I scoffed at her, and rolled my eyes at her nickname for McDonald's. "Ugh, Rosalie I don't want to talk about this at the moment." I said as I put my seat belt on and wrapped part of the strap around my neck and hung my head, in a hanging manner.
It was her turn to narrow her eyes as she said. "You never want to talk about it."
As I unwrapped myself I said sarcastically. "Funny how that works, huh? I don't know about you but I'm starting to see a pattern here." I shrugged and give her a big fake smile, just to rub it in a little.
"Come on Bella, don't you want some hot bod, to be feeling up on?" Emmett said, wagging his eyebrows suggestively in the rear view mirror, as he started driving.
I almost gagged, and Rose somehow found the whole exchange hilarious. So, I decided to poke fun at them a little bit.
"Oh, my god! I guess since you guys' are making jabs at me, mean I have not told you about this great guy I met!" I exclaimed with a hand over my mouth, looking at the both of them with huge eyes.
"WHO?!" They both yelled at the same time.
I almost couldn't keep a straight face looking and the both of them. Rose turned completely around, looking at me in the back seat. And Emmett's eyes glued to the rear view mirror.
"Oh, yea he's a great guy… I really wish I were there right now. You've heard of him. Both of you actually." I couldn't suppress my grin anymore. Rose was almost bouncing in her seat with excitement. "Bella you better tell right now, damn it, or I swear!" Rose threatened.
"Well his name is Mick." I said nonchalantly while looking out the window. "Uh, what's his last name?" Emmett asked whiling scratching his head. The confusion on their faces was comical.
I was grinning from ear to ear as I thought Hook, line, and sinker baby!
I was almost ripping at the seams with laughter as I said. "It's Donald's, his name is Mick Donald's. And that's exactly where I want to be right now!"
And then the most deafening silence settled over the jeep.
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An: I know it's short but this is my very first time in doing anything like this. I don't think the other chapters will be super long either. Just a little short story I thought I would give a go at. True thing, one of my friends' hates going to McD's and really does call it 'fat burger' cracks me up every time he says it. Please be gentle and let me know what you think or any of your own jokes you pulled. Thanks for reading!
