Hello Guys first off I just wanna say how great you guys have been at reviews I luff you guys so much I got so many good reviews for this and so many of you guys wanted a sequel I thought id oblige So this fic is dedicated to everyone enjoy

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"Speech"

-Thoughts-

(Kiwi XD)


Plots On The Beach

2 Months After Tala & Bryan's Abduction

If someone were to be woken up in the early hours of the morning by the person they love, it should be with a gentle nudge, a kiss and most defiantly a cup of coffee to help them adjust to the painful realization of the time. However on this particular morning Kai Hiwatari didn't have such Luxuries... No, instead he was woken up with the delightful screeching sound of his panicked boyfriends voice right into to his ear... It went something like this...

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF FLUFFY PINK JAFFA CAKES, KAI WAKE UP NOW WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPPPPPPPP!"

Now like any other Beyblader worth their salt Kai had the reflexes of a cat but his reaction to such a wake up call was rather lacking in anything even remotely close to it instead his eyes shot open and in an attempt to break free from his bed his feet caught in the blanket and the poor guy finds himself toppling head over ass off the end of the bed with a rather loud THUD! And a small painful "owww" from the floor could be heard.

"KAI KAI KAI STOP MESSING ABOUT WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! WERE DOOMED, DOOMED AND THIS ISNT JUST SLIGHTLY DOOMED AS IN TITANIC DOOMED BUT LIKE TOTALY DOOMED AS IN THE SKY IS RAINING FIERY DUCKS OF DEATH, GRAB A HELMET AND SAVE THE JAMMY DODGERS DOOMED!"

Once Kai had managed to free himself from the blanket that had attacked his feet he stood up and calmed himself down so as not to kill the poor panicking boy not but two feet away from him.

-Relax Kai he's just panicking there's no need to kill him...yet- Kai thought to himself placing a hand on each of Rei's shoulders to comfort him and also stop all methods of retreat if there wasn't a VERY good explanation for nearly scaring him to death.

"Rei calm down and SLOWLY and CALMLY tell me what the problem is" Kai said his thoughts already drifting to his new coffee machine and how much he was going to need it to settle his nerves -3 Cups ought to do it...- Rei took a really deep breath, cleared his throat and began.

"THEY'VE been released... I got a postcard from them saying THEY were on there way home and that THEY were going to come visit us as soon as possible... I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE SCEWERED!" Rei said beginning to hyperventilate he walked over to the cabinet and grabbed a small plastic bag and began to breath deeply into it in vein attempts to calm himself down.

Kai however was still trying to figure out exactly who THEY were his mental calculation on the subject went like this: -

-THEY equals someone he's afraid of

And THEY'VE been released equals...Well there's only two people who have been in captivity recently so it has to be... OH DEAR GOD NO!-

Kai if possible went even paler than his usual complexion and stood very still -this may need more than 3 Cups of coffee- Kai slowly turned to Rei "Go get the Coffee machine started"

Rei left the room whilst Kai grabbed the evil rectangular shaped card laying on the bed...if looks could kill this piece of card would be a smoking pile of ash incinerating in the darkest corner off hell but alas they couldn't so it remained in Kai's hand. -The therapy I'm going to need when this is all over- he sighed again and began to read the card

To Kai & His Boy Toy Bunny Boy

How are you? I hope you're well and having fun just thought I'd write to tell you we were released from that dank dark evil place you sent us two for two months and are on our way home. We have been thinking lots about all the things we are going to do to you when we get ba...Oops I meant We have been thinking about all the things we can do when we get back tomorrow and cant wait to stop by and have a little CHAT!

What he means to say is run little man, run for the hills and then keep on running because we've had an entire 2 months to plan our revenge and nothing short of a large army of man eating hedgehogs is gonna stop us from kicking your sorry asses. Have fun, Love you Lots. See YOU Soon

Tala & Bryan 3

Kai stood shakily wishing to god a giant woodland creature would just pop up out of nowhere and chobble off his leg. At that moment Rei appeared in the door with a coffee pot and a cup. -Great just my luck a woodland creature has appeared to gnaw off my leg just as I needed it- Kai thought sarcastically "just take the left one I'm rather attached to my right" he said Rei just looked at him blankly "never mind" he sighed grabbing the cup of coffee and downing it in a few short gulps. -God I wish I'd never made that phone call then all this would have been avoided- Kai sighed -it seemed like such a good idea at the time I should have realized it would have been only been a short vacation from them more than an actual escape... Wait a second…a vacation- Kai smiled -I'm so smart-

"Rei go pack your bags were going on a LONG vacation to the beach"


Um Yeah First chapter up sorry it isn't as funny as my usual stuff but its kinda hard actually building a sequel plot line and maintaining humor all at the same time but I promise now that the first chapters out the rest will be much funnier so please please please keep reading and also...

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