The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the Alphabet idea isn't mine. It belongs to Frank15. Everything I also mention that's copyrighted belongs to their respective copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.

Well, third time's a charm, I guess. Yeah, starting this thing over. I felt some things didn't feel right, especially with one character… Either case, I'm sure to get it done right this time.

Every story has its beginning…


It was a lovely day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and soon…

"Yo!" A middle aged male spoke out.

On days like today, one would want to change the station.

"Chris McLean here, and did everyone miss me?" Chris asked. "I bet you did, after watching that sub-par Ridonclous Race. But even that won't top my show! You may be asking; why am I back? Well… To bring you the most exciting season of Total Drama… Yet!"

He soon began to look around his surroundings.

"You may be asking yourself… What can top last season of Pawkitew? Why… We bring a new set of contestants, and set them loose on this here island!" Chris continued. "Though… I kinda lost the deed to Pawkitew Island in a bet. Who knew Probst could play Blackjack that well? And since Wawanakwa sunk, somehow… Meaning, I had to go out and buy a brand new one!"

The camera pans back to reveal the island itself… It looked like an amusement park, which… Has seen better days.

"Yep, this island amusement park has been abandoned since the late 1980's. And considering those times were kinda a real trip, it's no wonder that the place fell into disrepair. But we are trying our best to bring it up to code, so… Welcome to McLean Land!" Chris continued still. "And to bring back the subject of the contestants, we kinda got yelled at, stating that our show isn't educational. It is TOO educational! So, to settle down those soccer moms and those senators in congress, we brought in 26 contestants, each representing a letter of the alphabet! Are you happy now?"

Chris is now standing in front of the entrance of the park.

"So strap in, and get ready for the most wildest season yet! On..."

"Total!"

"Drama!

"Alphabe-"

Suddenly, Chris' cell phone rings.

"Hello? Yeah? ...Alphabet's been taken? Very well, then." Chris said, as he hung up. And looked at the camera again. "Once more from the top!"

"Total!"

"Drama!"

"Lett-"

Chris' cell rang again.

"Yeah? Letterz is also taken? Ugh..." Chris groaned, as he looked at the camera once more. "Third time's a charm!"

"Total!"

"Drama!"

"DICTIONARY!"

Chris' cell rang again. "If you tell me Dictionary is taken- Ohhh… Hi, mom..."

(Cue I Wanna Be Famous…)


Chris is now on a Dock, as he grins at the camera.

"In just a few moments, the first of our many contestants will arrive here." Chris said out loud. "And boy, do we have some colorful contestants this time..."

The boat soon docked, letting its passenger off. He appeared to be of a Hispanic culture, with a hat covering his raven-colored hair. On the hat appeared to be an enemy from Dig Dug. He also had a black Pac Man tank top on with the words 'Pac-Man Fever' on it, jean shorts, white socks, and orange shoes. He also had what appeared to be the Centipede from the same game tattooed on his lower right arm, and Inky from Pac-Man on his left arm. He was sporting a smile.

"Xander! Welcome to the island!" Chris greeted out loud.

"Glad to be here, dude!" Xander responded back, smiling.

"How's our resident quarter muncher?" Chris asked.

"Well, I did gain a new high score at a nearby arcade before the show." Xander replied back.

"Wonderful!" Chris sported a grin, hi-fiving Xander…

"UGH!"

Both Chris and Xander turned to see the new voice, standing there. It was a girl, wearing a purple sleeveless dress, a black top, and pink heels. She also appeared to be a bit chubby.

"I wanted to be the first on this island! Not some illegal with a ghost on his arm!" The girl yelled out loud.

"Hey, Inky's a classic character, and..." Xander spoke up, as the girl glared at him. "...And I'm gonna back off now. Good luck, homes."

Xander quickly backed away, leaving Chris to the girl.

"Wimp… Anyways, Gabriella! Welcome to Total Drama!" Chris greeted the newcomer.

"I always wanted to be on here since Island! But I always got short-changed! I said to my daddy that I wanted to get on the show now! Hope you liked the large sum of money my dad gave you." Gabriella said out loud.

"That, I do!" Chris grinned.

"I also wanna win!" Gabriella continued. "Cause if I don't..."

"Okay, moving on..." Chris interrupted, pushing Gabriella to the side.

Gabriella looked at Xander, and sighed.

"Aren't you the daughter of Thyme industries?" Xander asked, nervously.

"Nice to see someone recognized me." Gabriella answered back.

"And did your dad actually buy your way onto the show?" Xander asked.

"Yes, he did. My dad buys me anything I want, and I do MEAN anything..." Gabriella replied back. "I even own my own arcade!"

"Really? Did you ever play any games in there?" Xander asked.

"Listen here! My dad listens in to my every command! But why say that to some Mexican who snuck his way onto his country?" Gabriella responded back. "And for the record, I had my maids get the top score and add my intinals on there as well!"

Xander sighed. He knew it was going to be a long season.

"You're doing it wrong, homes."

"Introducing Maxwell!" Chris announced, as the boat stopped, letting its occupant out.

They were a male, sporting a purple Hawaiian shirt over a t-shirt with an anime logo on it. He was also wearing green sweat pants, sandals, and a grey bucket hat, with a pin on said hat. Said pin looked like it came from an anime convention.

"Guess who has the power of anime on his side?" Maxwell spoke out. "THIS GUY!"

"Ugh, we got some ugly nerd?" Gabriella complained.

"Anyways, Maxwell..." Chris said, ignoring Gabriella. "How you've been?"

"Well, so far… Pretty well." Maxwell answered back. "And yeah, being that if this was an anime, I would have to fight solo against some monster thingy."

He soon looked at his surroundings, and smiled.

"And an amusement park setting; nice!" Maxwell exclaimed, as he went over to where the others were.

"Anime sucks!" Gabriella said out loud. "They don't have that many hot, rich men!"

"I… wouldn't be too sure about that." Maxwell smiled back. "How about any of the members of the Ouran High School Host Club?"

"Don't care!" Gabriella yelled back.

"Eh, I wouldn't bother with her, homes." Xander spoke up. "Let's give it time. She'll get her comeuppance sooner or later."

"Fair enough. Besides, all I could see her with was one of the twins." Maxwell replied back.

"I heard that!" Gabriella responded.

"Next in line is Nadine!" Chris announced, as the boat stopped, and its occupant stepped out.

She was a girl, wearing a pink bandanna with a flower decoration on top of some blonde hair, with the tips of it dyed blue. She also had on an orange t-shirt with a smiling flower on the front, blue bell-bottom pants with a flower motif on it, and green and brown sandals. Her eyes were half-closed, and she also sported freckles, and pink eyeshadow. She was smiling as she looked at the campers.

"Dude… Nice to be here." Nadine spoke in an airy tone, as she looked at the amusement park on the island. "And nice digs as well."

"Nadine! How's our business lady?" Chris asked.

"Pretty cool, Chris. I got my buds at home filling in for me while I'm on this show." Nadine answered back, as she pulled out a plate, with some food on it. "Burger?"

"Sure, don't mind if I do." Chris replied back, accepting the burger.

Nadine smiled, as she walked over to the rest of the campers.

"Now we got a druggie on here?" Gabriella complained.

"Your dad got you on the show; you reap what you sow." Xander replied back.

"Has… She always been like this?" Nadine asked.

"Probably." Xander replied back. "So, you actually run a shop?"

"Indeed I do, my inked up dude." Nadine answered back. "I help manage a deli shop with my aunt and uncle. Maybe once we get inside, I can cook everyone up something from one of those stalls?"

"Er, would any food inside be moldy, expired, and… Full of mold?" Maxwell interrupted. "That park's been devoid since 1988. Don't ask how I know the exact year."

"Eh, I can manage well." Nadine smiled back. "By the way, nice threads."

Maxwell nodded back in response.

"Next up, we have Isaac!" Chris announced, as the boat docked, letting out its occupant.

He was decked out in a green t-shirt with what appeared to be a small blue snuggie covering it. He also had red sweatpants, gray slippers, and had messy brown hair. He also looked like he didn't sleep much in the last few days. He silently looked at the campers.

"Isaac... You gonna say something?" Chris asked, as Isaac silently looked at the host.

"You gotta excuse Isaac, meow. He can be a bit shy, if not a lot shy." A new voice spoke out, walking next to Isaac. It appeared to be a cat-like figure standing upright, with long, brown hair hanging down, and wearing a white t-shirt with a heart on the front, and pink pants.

"And who are you?" Xander asked out loud.

The cat creature smiled. "What, have you seen a Muppet, before? I am known as Nerdi; Isaac's owner. And to be honest, I'm not an actual Muppet, meow."

Isaac nodded in agreement, as he made his way to the other campers.

"So… What's your story?" Maxwell asked.

Isaac looked up at Maxwell, and sighed.

"Huh… Seems shy." Maxwell noted.

"You would be too, after what the poor guy's been through, meow." Nerdi responded back.

"I can tell; I can sense an aura of sadness radiating off him..." Nadine said seriously. "...Poor guy."

Gabriella looked down at Nerdi.

"What are you?" Gabriella asked. "I want you!"

Isaac looked at Gabriella. "She's not for sale."

"Yeah, what he said! I'm not for sale, meow!" Nerdi responded back.

Gabriella was stunned at Isaac refusing to sell his Nerdi.

"Excuse me? My daddy buys me anything I want! And that includes other people's personal possessions! So, you will sell me your Nerdi or whatever you call it. Or..."

"Or what?" Xander asked, clearly getting annoyed.

"Or..." Gabriella started to say, as she groaned. "I still want your Nerdi."

"You know, I changed my mind about shipping you with a Host Club Waifu." Maxwell said out loud.

"Next off, we have Luka!" Chris announced out loud as the next contestant stepped onto the boat and onto the Dock.

Luka was a female, donning brunette hair with blue streaks in it as well, and topped with a black, cat themed bandanna with a skull motif as well. Her bangs were also dyed blue. Her ears were heavily pierced from the lobe to the top, and she also had several body piercings on her. She was also wearing a black sweater with a peace sign looking more like a cat's paw, blue jeans with rips at the knees, and green sandals.

"Ugh, the one punk we get, and they turn out to be female!" Gabriella complained.

"Luka!" Chris announced, ignoring Gabriella's complaints. "Welcome to McLean Land!"

"Glad to be here." Luka smiled, as she observed the island, where a raccoon was running around, stealing some garbage. "And our furry and feathery friends have also greeted us as well!"

"Okay, she's the druggie of the season." Gabriella said out loud.

Pretty soon, a seagull landed near the entrance of the park. It had a plastic ring around its neck.

"Excuse me, Chris." Luka said, as she took out a pocket knife, as she began to sneak up to the seagull.

"What do you think she's gonna do?" Gabriella asked. "...You don't think?"

"Nah, I think she may be helping it?" Xander questioned back.

"So, I shouldn't peg her as our resident Duncan, meow?" Nerdi asked.

"Come on, seagull... Don't be afraid, now..." Luka whispered to the seagull, as she took out a pocketknife. "I won't hurt you; I just have to get that unnecessary accessory off you."

The seagull could understand that Luka wouldn't hurt him, as it got close to Luka. With her cutting the plastic ring off, the caring punk smiled back.

"There you go. Now you're free to fly around for good!" Luka said out loud, as the seagull started to make its flight.

All this time, the contestants watched Luka's act of kindness.

"And not our resident Duncan after all." Nerdi said, smiling.

"She's the polar opposite, at that." Ethan also said out loud.

"And yet, surprisingly cute for a punk girl." Maxwell commented.

However, for the seagull, its flight was interrupted when a shark leaped out of the water, swallowing the seagull whole. Luka observing the whole thing, facepalmed.

"Every time... Happens every time." Luka muttered to herself.

"I want a shark! And I'm gonna ask Daddy to buy me one!" Gabriella said out loud.

"Don't you live far from the ocean?" Xander asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Don't care; I want one now!" Gabriel demanded.

"Ooooookkkkaaayyy..." Chris said out loud. "To get away from our resident Veruca Salt's complaining, and that hint of possible bloodshed from a shark, it's time to meet Ethan!"

The boat docked, as its occupant stepped out. He had messy brown hair, a blue t-shirt with a smiling crawfish with the words 'Crawfish Creations' on it, red sweatpants, and dark purple shoes. Interesting enough, he wasn't wearing socks.

"He seems… Normal." Gabriella spoke out loud.

"Ethan! Welcome!" Chris said out loud.

"Glad to be here, Chris!" Ethan responded back, as he looked at his fellow contestants, and fell into a trance…

Ethan was standing in front of a school, where the contestants were dressed in school uniforms. They were looking at the newcomer.

"So, who's the new kid?"

"Seems like some kinda squirt."

"He won't last long in my daddy's establishment!"

"So… Who should show him around campus?"

SNAP!

Ethan snapped out of his trance, as he looked around.

"You still on planet Earth, bud?" Chris asked.

Ethan nodded. "Yeah, I am."

He walked over to his fellow contestants, as everyone looked at him.

"What was all the standing all about, homes?" Xander asked.

"Eh, it happens from time to time." Ethan excused himself.

"Here's our next contestant, Tina!" Chris shouted out loud, as the next contestant stepped onto the Dock.

She looked tannish in nature, and was sporting pink hair, and had a lime green t-shirt with a Mario mushroom on it, blue sweatpants, purple sandals, and was wearing purple-framed glasses as well. She gave off a sweet smile to the campers.

"Hey!" Tina greeted out loud. "Real nice to be here!"

She then took a glance at her surroundings.

"And real nice to be around in this version of Pinna Park!" Tina continued.

"Whoa, you know about Pinna Park?" Maxwell asked.

"You betchya! Took me a long time to get all the Shines in that area, but WELL worth it!" Tina answered back.

"Sweet!" Maxwell smiled. "Also, I dig that hair."

Tina smiled back, as she rubbed a hand through her hair. "Aww, thank you!"

She soon went over to Maxwell, and stood by her as she took out a 3DS and started to play it.

"That Pokemon Sun?" Maxwell asked.

"You betchya! My buddy scored herself Moon, so I went for the other choice." Tina answered back.

"Nice!" Maxwell grinned.

"I also have a whole lotta games on me. If you've got a 3DS, then maybe later on..." Tina suggested.

"You bet I do!" Maxwell grinned.

"Then it's game on later on!" Tina declared.

Nadine was watching the two, as she inched closer to Xander.

"I bet ya they'll be together by Day 8." Nadine whispered.

"You're on, bud." Xander responded back.

"I want a boyfriend NOW! And if I don't get one, I'm going to-" Gabriella started to say as…

"And here, we got Jenna!" Chris said out loud, interrupting Gabriella again, as the boat stopped, and its occupant stepped out.

She was a Caucasian female, with a blue hat, decorated with pins, topped over her blue and purple dyed hair. She also had on a black leather jacket over a black tank-top with a creepy face on it, purple pants, and green and brown sandals. She was also sporting a few piercings in her ears, with one of them being a crosshair from a scope. She also had some other body piercings on her as well.

Jenna observed the other contestants, and scoffed.

"Heh, they're scrubs. This'll be a walk in the park." Jenna stated.

Xander looked over at Jenna. "Wait aren't you Jenna, one of the Junkyard Scrappers that scored high at that Socom Tournament?"

"Glad someone recognized me." Jenna sported a smile, as she noticed Tina. She soon walked over to her. "And what are you playing?"

"Pokemon Sun?" Tina answered back without looking up from her game.

"Child's play. Everyone knows that us true gamers play stuff like Socom or Counter Strike." Jenna responded back.

"But how about some of those teams they had at Nationals? Even my bestie back at home had difficulties against one of them at the local regionals." Tina said out loud.

"Still, all you do is order some…" Jenna responded back, as she noticed something near the entrance of the park. "…Kinda garbage bag to attack some… Mongoose or something. Boring!"

"Ooh, Trubbish and Yungoose?" Tina asked.

"...They actually made them Pokemon?" Jenna questioned, as Tina nodded. "Eh, whatever. I think this show could use a real gamer."

"Okay, before we have a showdown between gamers, let's introduce Omelette!" Chris said out loud as someone stepped off the boat and onto the Dock.

They were a female, wearing a black shirt over a pink sweater, green, faded jeans, purple shoes, and blonde hair covered by a black bowler hat. She was also wearing sunglasses. She was also sporting a wide grin.

"Ooh, awesome!" Omelette said out loud. "I'm ready to rock this contest!"

She looked at the amusement park awaiting the group.

"And wicked; an old amusement park! This show just got even better!" Omelette said, pumping her fist.

"She's quite the energetic girl, huh?" Xander nodded.

"Agreed, dude." Nadine added.

"And before I forget~!" Omelette continued, as she left behind a piece of paper in Chris' hands, before joining the other campers.

The host opened up the paper, and grinned.

"A+… Nice!"

With Omelette, she was getting to know her fellow campers.

"Ooh, real trippy bowler hat." Nadine sported a smile.

"Thanks!" Omelette replied back, straightening up her hat.

"I want your bowler hat, and I want it now, since somebody wouldn't give me their cat!" Gabriella said out loud.

"She was talking about me, meow." Nerdi mentioned.

Omelette looked over at Gabriella.

"Sorry, bud, but it's not for sale." Omelette replied back.

"Need I mention who you're talking to?" Gabriella responded back.

"A lady?" Omelette asked back. "But the hat isn't for sale; me and this baby had a long history together."

Gabriella clenched her fists. Clearly she wasn't having it…

"Okay… Calm down..." Gabriella whispered to herself. "Surely someone will crack at one point..."

"Next up, introducing Peter!" Chris said out loud as the next contestant stepped off the boat and onto the Dock.

He had brown hair, and was decked in a black and green shirt with the X-Box logo on it, green cargo pants, and brown boots. He also had a bit of a smirk on him.

"Hi, Chris, McLame!" Peter says in a mocking tone of voice.

"Aww, I'm not lame!" Chris shouted back to Peter.

"Aw, whatever." Peter replied back. "You're not even worth my time, anyway."

He then eyed Tina's 3DS, and instantly walked over to her.

"And what. May I ask. Is that?" Peter asked, giving Tina a dark glare.

"It's just a Nintendo 3DS." Tina answered back. "What of it?"

"What? That kiddie crap?" Peter replied back at her. "You should be playing some real games, like Call of Duty, or Halo! Mario? Oh, please…"

"I asked the same thing; to be honest." Jenna mentioned. "Whatever floats her boat, I guess. Also, you play shooter games?"

"What else would I play?" Peter asked. "Going deep into enemy territory, aiming for that headshot kill… That, everyone, is TRUE gaming. Not some punk garbage like what's on Kidtendo's screen right now."

"Hey, Trubbish is a cutie, and I'll leave it at that." Tina defended back.

"You ever played Counter Strike?" Jenna asked.

"You bet!" Peter sported a grin, as he did some thinking. "Hey, aren't you that chick from that Socom Championship?"

Jenna smiled back. "Figured you would know about me."

"Man, you delivered a wicked frag during the Semis..." Peter said, grinning.

Tina could only look at the two talking, and smiled.

"Guess it is true; gaming does bring people together." Tina stated to herself.

"Next up, we got Candace!" Chris shouted out loud, as a girl stepped onto the Dock from the boat.

She was wearing a light blue t-shirt, green shorts, pink shoes, and had a purple flower in her hair. She was also wearing what appeared to be purple-tinted sunglasses.

"Candace! How's life for the lovely toons?" Chris asked cheerfully.

Candace shuffled her glasses a bit.

"Well, aside of a certain network which airs cartoons renewing a certain Titan of a show until the year 2075… I say it's going pretty well!" Candace smiled gently. "Heck, me and my bestie's back at home's gonna solve some mysteries, and maybe rewrite history with our theories!"

"So, I guess you're a fan of cartoons, huh?" Ethan asked.

"You betchya!" Candace responded back. "From the classics to the modern days, to even one remake in particular… I just adore them so very well!"

"I want my own cartoon, and I want it now!" Gabriella requested, as per the usual.

"But… Are we all in a cartoon?" Omelette asked. "Or at least in a story based off a cartoon?"

"Whoa, Omelette! No need to go meta on us!" Luka chuckled.

"My dad'll buy my OWN cartoon studio if I just request for it! And I will be the star for all of them!" Gabriella said out loud.

"Dude, you already own an arcade; isn't that enough?" Xander asked.

"Nothing is enough for me!" Gabriella answered back.

Candace walked over to the other campers, and looked at Gabriella.

"Princess Morbucks expy?" Candace whispered over to Omelette.

"Most likely." Omelette replied back, as she pushed in her sunglasses.

"Next up in line… It's Quinn!" Chris announced out loud, as the boat docked, and it's occupant stepped out.

They were a Caucasian male, with a moptop of green dyed hair. They were also wearing a black t-shirt with a strange symbol on the front, blue shorts, and red sneakers. He was observing the surroundings and suddenly chuckled.

"Hehe… We're all gonna get grievously injured in there..." Quinn said out loud.

"Wow, you're quite the optimistic one, aren't you?" Chris responded back. "Don't worry; I had my Interns check some of the rides, and so far, things seemed to be in working order."

Quinn looked towards the island, where he saw a nearby boat float by, engulfed in flames. It was labeled 'Interns'

"Hehe… Then why does that Viking funeral say the word Interns on its side?" Quinn asked back.

"That's enough from you." Chris answered back, pushing Quinn aside towards the other contestants.

"Um… What's up with you?" Xander asked. "You know, about all this talk about grievous injuries and Viking funerals..."

"Hehe… With everything happening in the world, you just gotta stop and think about stuff..." Quinn responded back.

"Dude's spouting an aura of nervousness..." Nadine said out loud, as she took out a flask and poured a beverage into a glass, and offered it to Quinn. "Tea?"

Quinn accepted, as he downed the tea.

"Thanks. To be honest, I don't get out of the house that often, hehe..." Quinn admitted. "Not when there's dangers around, like fires, diseases, or an extremely psychotic terrorist ready to slaughter you and your family… Hehe… That's enough reason."

"But we barely get that many disasters in Canada, to be honest." Omelette said out loud. "In fact, the only danger around here, aside of 30 year old theme park rides would have to be Hatchet's newest recipe. Sometimes, you just gotta look at life square in the eyes and say… Bring it on."

Quinn nodded. "Hehe… Bring it, Wawanakwa Island..."

"Which is kinda under us and underwater." Omelette responded back.

"Hehe… I dropped All Stars after that whole Sundae business..." Quinn admitted. "...Who won that season?"

"Next up, it's Fran-" Chris started to say, as his cell phone rang. "Hello? Yeah? ...Arrested for what? ...I see."

He soon hung up, as he looked at the campers.

"Needless to say, that was someone talking about our F contestant." Chris said out loud. "They… Got in trouble for something… That belongs in a Law and Order episode."

"Hehe… Someone's getting the chair." Quinn responded back.

"I… Don't think that ever happened in an episode of Law and Order." Jenna stated.

"How about LA Law, dudette?" Nadine asked in an airy tone.

"How do we know about shows before we're born, again?" Maxwell questioned out loud.

"So, until we get this legal matter settled, it's time to meet our next contestant, Kayley!" Chris announced, as the boat docked, and let its occupant out.

They were an African-Canadian female, wearing a yellow hoodie, purple pants, and black boots with pink laces. She also seemed to be asleep on her feet.

"zzzzzzz" Kayley snored.

"What's with her?" Peter asked out loud. "Someone didn't cough enough Z's last night?"

"We had someone else audition for the show, but somehow a male mix-up sent their audition to Japan, and… Well, she's now residing in the Land of the Rising Sun. So… We went for our back-up option." Chris answered back.

Kayley said nothing, as she walked over to the other contestants.

"So… How do we wake up our resident Komala?" Maxwell asked.

"Allow me!" Peter sported a grin, as he reached behind his back and took out what appeared to be an airhorn.

Tina spotted it, and instantly took it away from him.

"Nope. All that'll do is cause someone to be really grumpy." Tina warned. "The best thing that we can do is let her snooze."

Quinn blinked. "Omelette… What's a Komala?"

"I think it's some kinda Pokemon?" Omelette questioned back.

"It's a Pokemon?" Quinn asked, as Omelette nodded back. "Hehehe… Strange… I always assumed there were only 151 of them. To think there are more..."

"We really need to get you caught up in pop culture." Omelette said out loud.

"It's time to meet our next contestant, Bob!" Chris announced, as the boat docked, but no contestant. "Bob, everyone! ...Hello, earth to Bob?"

"Hehehe… Smart boy." Quinn said out loud. "Why didn't I think of that?"

"You get what you paid for." Jenna shrugged. "Or in this case, audition."

"Huh, must be shy." Maxwell noted.

"Eh, less people for me to plow through." Peter shrugged.

Candace walked up to the boat, almost like instinct. She took out a small box.

"Maybe I can coax him out? I done it all the time when someone I knew was being a sourpuss." Candace said out loud.

"Yeah, but chocolate flavored animal crackers?" Ethan asked.

"With chocolate coating on the back, and sprinkled as well; everyone loves this kinda stuff." Candace responded back, as she looked at the boat. "Bob? Look what we got! We promise; we won't bite."

She shook the animal cracker box, as Bob stepped out.

Bob appeared to be a rather chubby kid, around the age of eleven, making him a tween. He was wearing a white t-shirt with light green sleeves on it, blue jeans with rips at the knees, and sandals. He also had shaggy brown hair.

"Um... Hi, there?" Bob said out loud.

Jenna groaned. "Augh, who let the squeaker on here?"

"Yeah, this show is supposed to be for us TRUE teens; not a kiddy playground!" Peter protested back.

Tina gave the two a hard glare, as she then looked at Bob and smiled gently.

"So, what brings you to the show?" Omelette asked. "You're, like 11."

"Well… The show lowered the age requirement to 9. So… I had to join." Bob answered back. "It's one of my favorite shows!"

"You got me there." Omelette nodded back. "Fave contestants?"

"Beth… Izzy… Dawn… Laurie… Jasmine..." Bob listed off.

"Okay, while the kid's fanboying, it's time to meet Yuki!" Chris said out loud, as the boat stopped by the Dock, letting the next contestant off.

Her hair was in a ponytail, which was streaked in various different colors. Some of her hair was also down, with its tips dyed pink. Her bangs were also dyed blue. She was wearing a purple t-shirt with a daisy on it, pink pants, orange shoes, and oddly shaped red glasses. She also had her face painted, with a skull on the left side of her cheek, and a heart on the right side.

Everyone looked at the strange and unique girl.

"Wow, you're a unique gal." Nadine complimented. "I dig the hair."

"Thank you." Yuki smiled back. "It's real nice to be here!"

Candace looked at Yuki's face. "Um, don't mind me asking, but… Did you stop at some kinda carnival on the way here?"

"Nah, this face paint thing? Something I very much enjoy." Yuki answered back. "I got several designs, in fact!"

Yuki walked over to the other campers, as Quinn looked at Yuki.

"Hehe… Skulls mean death..." Quinn said out loud.

"Well, my mom was part of the gothic community, so I kinda rubbed off her a bit." Yuki admitted.

"Makes sense." Quinn replied back.

Ethan stood next to Yuki, as she took out a sketchbook and started to draw in it. Yuki looked at Ethan, and gave off a gentle smile.

"Next up? Danny!" Chris shouted out loud, as the boat stopped, and someone stepped onto the Dock.

He towered over the other campers, and looked at them deviously. His black hair was parted to the side and covering up one of his eyes. He also had on a black t-shirt, which looked almost like a shirt to a rock band. He also had torn blue jeans, black boots, and had spiked wristbands as well.

"These my campers?" Danny asked Chris, in which the host nodded. He then looked at his fellow contestants. "Pfft... This is just TOO easy. Just give me the money now."

Quinn looked at Danny, and gulped.

"Hehe… We are screwed..." Quinn said out loud, before raising his fists. "Bring it on, I guess..."

Danny looked at the campers, and smirked.

"Well, guess we've got a challenge..." Danny sneered, as he started to approach Danny, as…

"Nope; if you wanna take him on..." Bob said out loud, shielding Quinn. "You gotta… Get through me!"

But Danny simply scoffed. "Pfft, you're just a shrimp. You're not worth my time."

Jenna raised her eyebrow, as she eyed Bob.

"What is the squeaker doing?" Jenna asked.

Tina looked towards the end of the dock, and smiled.

"I think he has this in the bag." Tina replied back.

"He's gonna end up black and blue, you know." Jenna responded back.

Back with Bob and Danny, Bob kept on shielding Quinn, as he closed his eyes, awaiting the worst.

"So, not gonna get out of the way? Fine. Guess I'll force my way in." Danny smirked, as he raised his fist…

...Only to be picked up and held in the air.

"What the… Who's doing this?!" Danny yelled out loud. "Put me down!"

"You got it!" A feminine voice replied back as she hurled Danny right into the ocean, leaving behind a large splash.

Everyone was looking at that amazing feat.

"Holy Hidamari Sketch..." Maxwell muttered out loud.

"Yeah... Remind me to not piss her off, homes." Xander stated.

Danny sighed, as he was swimming back to shore, muttering along the way. "Ugh, can't believe I got owned by... Ugh."

With Bob, he opened his eyes, and smiled at the newcomer.

"You're… interesting." Bob said out loud.

"Thank you!" The newcomer replied back, as she shook Bob's hand.

"And everyone? This is Hannah!" Chris announced, as everyone looked at the newcomer.

She was also a tween, around Bob's age, with black hair with her bangs streaked a hot pink, a ripped black t-shirt with a skull on the front, pink torn jeans, green sneakers, and had several bracelets on, some of them spiked.

"Another kid?" Jenna complained. "This is Total Drama, not some babysitting service!"

"To be fair, she did save Bob's skin. I think babysitting her would be the last of anyone's problems." Candace stated.

"So, have you always been this strong?" Bob asked.

"Yeah, ever since I was an infant." Hannah answered back. "By the way, shielding yourself against someone like what's his face that's swimming there..."

"Danny." Bob replied back.

"Yeah, him." Hannah nodded. "I do appreciate you helping your friend, but you could had left it to one of the others."

"I didn't want Quinn to get hurt." Bob admitted.

"I know that. Still, try not to let it happen again, okay?" Hannah asked.

"Okay." Bob replied back, as the two went over to the other campers, where Quinn was waiting.

"Heh… Thanks for the save." Quinn said out loud.

"Next up is Ulysses!" Chris announced, as the boat stopped, and its occupant stepped out.

He had some black hair topped with a blue and green striped hat, a blue sweater with a lighting bolt shooting up, green pants, and brown boots. He also appeared to be wearing what appeared to be earphones.

"Huh." Ulysses said out loud. "Amusement park. Lots of things to tinker with there."

"As long as I'm not forced on a roller coaster; forget that." Luka responded back.

"What's with those earphones?" Ethan asked.

Ulysses said nothing, as he pressed a button the side, and a red visor went around his face. He then scanned Ethan fully, before he nodded as he pressed the button, causing the visor to retract.

"It's nothing of your concern." Ulysses answered back, as he stood by the campers, as Ethan could only look at him.

"What was up with him?" Ethan asked.

Gabriella looked over at Ulysses' device.

"I want those earphones!" Gabriella whined.

"Aw, geez..." Xander groaned.

"And I want them now!" Gabriella whined.

But Ulysses shook his head.

"These are one of a kind. I cannot allow you to take them." Ulysses replied back.

Gabriella glared at Ulysses. "Listen here; my daddy buys me anything I want!"

"Then how come your dad doesn't buy you some manners?" Ulysses spoke back.

Gabriella was silenced, as Omelette chuckled.

"Oooohh, burn!" Omelette grinned. "Nice one, Ulysses!"

"Up next is Vikki!" Chris announced, as the boat stopped, letting out its occupant… Who was a female, riding onto the Dock on a unicycle and juggling various colored plastic balls. She soon caught them, got off the unicycle, and took a bow.

She was sporting a blue clown hat with pink spots on top of her purple hair, a pink sweater with light blue spots, green pants with red spots, and pink shoes with hearts on them. She even had hearts painted on her cheeks, and drawn on her hands.

"Thank you, thank you!" Vikki said out loud. "You've been such a fantastic audience!"

Bob blushed slightly. "Wow... You're cool."

"Aww, thanks!" Vikki commented back, as Bob took out a pen and a piece of paper.

"Can I... have your autograph?" Bob asked.

"Wow, an autograph off the bat… Sure, kiddo!" Vikki answered, accepting the pen and paper, and writing her name on the piece of paper.

"Wait, you're an actual clown?" Peter asked, as Vikki nodded. "But aren't you supposed to be scary?"

Vikki shook her head. "Nah, us clowns been getting a pretty bad rap in recent years. I want to show everyone that there are some of us who can be trusted. After all, we're only human."

"Besides, that squeaker approached her rather easily." Jenna added.

"To be honest, I do put on white paint on my face as well, but I rather show off that I do have a face underneath that make-up. But I ain't ditching my hearts, no ma'am." Vikki responded back as she stood next to Omelette, who began to observe her.

"Um, Omelette?" Candace asked, interrupting Omelette. "Are you… Um… Checking out… her butt?"

Omelette was alarmed. "What, no! I'm just seeing how she has such good thigh muscles from unicycling!"

"Well, my thigh muscles aren't THAT impressive…" Vikki admitted.

Omelette looked right beside her to see that Vikki was by her side. She instantly went wide-eyed.

"Um... Would it also take lots of practice?" Omelette asked, nervously.

"Years, even." Vikki replied back.

"So... Yeah. Sorry for starring at you." Omelette meekly admitted.

"Eh, it's fine." Vikki replied back. "Still, with that outta the way, I'm Vikki!"

"And I'm Omelette!" Omelette commented, as she shook Vikki's hand.

"Next up, it's Zero!" Chris shouted out loud as a rather rough looking person stepped off the boat, and onto the Dock.

He had black hair streaked red, an olive green shirt with a smirking face on it, fingerless red gloves, greyish-black jeans, and black boots. He gave a confident smirk to his fellow campers.

"Oh, yeah! Let's rock this -BLEEP-!" Zero replied back with a grin.

"Dude… You kiss your grandma with that mouth?" Nadine asked, surprised at the sudden cursing coming from Zero's mouth.

"What's it to ya?" Zero replied back. "Around here, I can do whatever the -BLEEP- I want!"

"Besides, I heard worse." Peter said, shrugging. "Mainly from little squeakers who said they sucked your mom's d-"

Jenna instantly covered Peter's mouth. "Okay, moving on from that…"

"I agree; don't children watch this show?" Omelette spoke up. "They're gonna be learning a lotta no-no words now, thanks to you."

Zero gave off a smirk. "Well, I'm aiming on getting this show a TV-14 rating!"

"Or maybe a TV-MA." Candace replied back.

Ethan looked at Yuki. "So... Considering the newest contestant, think he tasted lots of soap in his lifetime?"

"While I think it's rather stereotypical..." Yuki replied back. "There's more to soap than just using it to wipe away F bombs or to wipe your body clean... I use Lifebuoy for some soap based paintings."

Ethan did some thinking. "Does tasting Lifebuoy actually cause blindness?"

"Naaaahhh... That's just an urban legend!" Answered Yuki, who finished off her drawing. "And done. What do you think?"

Ethan then observed the drawing. "Looks good!"

"Thank you!" Yuki smiled back. "Hopefully we're on the same team."

"Agreed." Ethan nodded back.

"Next up, is Alec!" Chris shouted out loud as someone steps off the boat and onto the Dock.

"SCIENCE!" Alec shouted out loud. He had messy brown hair, a lab coat over a purple t-shirt, brown pants, blue and orange sneakers, and swirly glasses covering his eyes.

"Wow... You're such an educated fellow." Omelette stated.

"So... Who's ready to be blinded... by SCIENCE?" Alec shouted again.

"Er... I'll take science anytime. But count me out on the blinding part." Omelette answered. "Been there, don't wanna go there again, thank you."

"It's pronounced SCIENCE!" Alec shouted out loud. "And don't worry; I have lots more words in my vocabulary!"

"Like what, nerd?" Danny smirked back.

"Whatever, the point is... My smarts shall give off a bright future! For SCIENCE!" Alec stated out loud.

"Next up? Selena!" Chris shouted out loud, as the boat stopped at the Dock, letting its passenger out.

She was a blonde girl, applying some make-up on herself, and was wearing a pink shirt, a purple skirt, some pink boots, and also had some jewelry on her.

"Hello." Selena said out loud, putting away her make-up. "I'm Selena, and I would be pleased if we became friends."

"I would be pleased if we did." Bob replied back.

Selena looked down at Bob.

"Are… You too young to be here?" Selena asked.

"I may be young, but I can hold my own!" Bob replied back.

Selena smiled at Bob, as she approached the other campers. However, in her mind...

"Ugh… Whatta buncha nerds. They shouldn't even exist around me! I'll see to it that they're off the island…"

She stood next to Nadine, as she looked at Selena.

"Glad to meet another fellow blonde sister..." Nadine greeted in her airy tone of voice.

"Hey, I have blonde hair, too!" Omelette spoke out loud.

"Really? Huh… I must have zoned out during your introduction." Nadine replied back.

Selena smiled. "Glad to see someone with blonde hair on the show as well. Even if the tips end with a blue coloring."

Nadine gave off a smile, as she was also in thought.

"Is it me, or is someone planning on shipping her with Tina?" Nadine thought. "Maybe the ship name will be called… Tinela?"

"Next up, it's Ross!" Chris announced, as the boat docked, letting off its occupant.

He was wearing a black t-shirt with the words "Beam Me Up" on it, blue faded jeans, brown sneakers, and a colander with wire hangers attached to it. Ross looked at the campers, and raised his hand.

"Hang on to that thought, Chris." Ross requested. "I gotta see if some of the contestants here currently are otherworldly."

He then took out what could be assumed to be a scanner. Once he was done scanning, he sighed in defeat.

"Well, none of you seem strange enough." Ross lamented, putting away his scanner. "Though I could have felt some otherworldly vibes from some of you."

"You sure about that?" Gabriella asked. "Then why not scan Kayley? She's been asleep since arriving here!"

"Snore..." Kayley snorted in her sleep.

Ross walked over to Kayley, and scanned her again. Soon, he shook his head.

"Nope; she's normal." Ross replied back, as he stood nearby Luka.

"Um, when you say otherworldly… You mean aliens, and all that stuff?" Luka asked.

"You betchya! I am a TRUE believer that there is life beyond these stars!" Ross answered back. "Though… There is only one out right now."

Luka could only giggle at that response.

"I'm also a firm believer of almost any urban legend involving creatures out of the ordinary! Suck as the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot..." Ross listed off.

"How about the Chupacabra, homes?" Xander asked. "Real spooky stuff over there."

"That, too!" Ross answered back with a smile.

"Up next? Whitney!" Chris announced, as he looked far from the Dock, and saw that the boat stalled. Soon after, its driver jumped out and swam to shore, as…

BOOM!

An explosion came from the boat, and a purple blur flew past the Dock, past Chris and the campers. It soon splashed in the water, before being eaten up whole by the shark that swallowed the seagull Luka saved earlier.

"…And that WAS Whitney!" Chris sheepishly said. "I think?"

"Are you insane?!" Vikki shouted out loud. "She could be hurt, or worse! Digesting in a shark's stomach acid!"

"Whatever, we can always replace her with our W backup." Chris commented. "No big loss."

"Um, guys?" Luka asked, pointing to the shark. "I think something's up with that shark…"

Indeed, the shark was holding its stomach in pain, and almost instantly as he swallowed her up, spat the purple blur back out, who was clutching onto the seagull. The blur turned out to be a female, as she slowed down and landed on the beach.

"I been in a shark, in a Tonton sleeping bag, in my mom's womb..." The girl joked. "I prefer the Tonton."

She was wearing a purple shirt with some tears and decorative patches all over, torn blue jean shorts, purple socks, green shoes, and had a green toque with a purple W on it, covering her unkempt, frizzy hair. Her body also had bandages and scars all over her.

"Wow, I have now seen everything..." Vikki blinked.

"I also found a souvenir in there as well!" Whitney said, sporting a grin, and holding up the seagull. "Though, I think it's still live. Oh, well. Letting it free!"

Whitney let go of the seagull, as it flew above the park, and Whitney joined the rest of the campers.

"So, guess I am lucky number 25, right?" Whitney asked.

"Well, you would had been the last camper, but our F contestant is still under trial. I'll get his verdict eMailed to me later on, but come on! We gotta get you all together for the promos!" Chris requested.

The campers nodded, as they stood together, as a realization came to some of them.

"Wait, I saw the first episode. And I think we're going to take a swim soon." Candace said out loud.

"Count me out!" Nerdi responded back, as she lept onto the shore. "You can photoshop me in later, meow!"

"Chris, if I get wet, I will get my dad to sue you!" Gabriella yelled out loud.

Omelette could only grin.

"Yeah, well… Don't care. Get in a huddle!" Chris shouted back.

The 25 campers all huddled together.

"Okay, everyone. On the count of three, say Dictionary!" Chris shouted.

"One!"

"Two!"

"Three!"

"DICTIONARY!" all the campers said out loud together, as a trap door opened underneath the campers, sending everyone into the waters.

Chris couldn't help but chuckle.

"Called it." A wet Candace said out loud, resurfacing.

"AAAAUUUGGHH!" Gabriella yelled out loud, also wet. "I'M TELLING MY DADDY!"

Ethan looked back at the Dock and noticed that Kayley was still standing there, still asleep.

"How did Kayley avoid that trap?" Ethan asked, looking at Kayley, who was still standing there and snoozing away. "...Smart girl."

Omelette backstroked near the host, giving off a smirk.

"HA! Works every time!" Chris grinned. "Anyways, now with most of the campers on here, what awaits us? Stay tuned, and find out… After the break!"

Omelette spat out some water from her mouth, almost like a fountain, seemingly trolling Chris.

"Take your time; I wanna do some more observing during our three minutes of soda commercials and attack ads." Omelette sported a grin, as a small squid clutched onto her stomach. She soon patted it on the head. "Who's a good Inky?"


And that's episode 1 of the rewrite! Anything you liked? Liked the new contestants?

NEXT TIME: The usual episode one stuff; overview, the first challenge… You get the gist of it.