EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BART
VS
BLOO
BEGIN

[BART]
WHY HELLO MASTER BLOO IT ME BART SIMPSON
THE SHOW THAT YOU HAVE IT JUST IMAGINATION
YOU CAUSED MANY TROUBLE OUT THERE IN THE HOUSE
LIKE OPEN DOORS, SMASHING BUST, AND YOU DON'T HAVE A COW
I CAN BEAT YOUR SHOW WITH LOTS OF COMEDY
WITH GORE, NUDE, WEAPON, SWEARING, BEERS, AND ABUSING
THE ONLY THING YOU DO IS WAIT FOR MAC TO COME TO YOU
WELL YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE AS HE DOES TO YOU

[BLOO]
OH CORK IT BART SIMPSON UNLEAST I'M NOT MUCH IN TROUBLE
ALL YOU DO IS CAUSE HAVOC YOU BELONG TO THE DEVIL
YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME IN THE GAME AT PADDLEBALL
YOU SUCK AT SKATEBOARDING I'M THE BEST IN ALL
BEING ABUSE BY YOUR FATHER WELL THAT SERVE YOU RIGHT
ALWAYS ARGUING WITH YOUR SISTER EVEN IN A FIGHT
IF YOU WANT SOME FRIENDS THEN IMAGINE THEM
SO IT TIME FOR YOU TO STEP DOWN AND STOP CAUSING SINS

[BART]
EAT MY SHORT BLOO YOU ARE LIKE A MAILBOX
YOU WAIT FOR MAC TO COME TO FOSTER AT THREE O CLOCK
YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIEND MAC IS BETTER FOR YOU
HE GET CRAZY WHEN HE EAT SUGAR AND ZOOM
WILT IS A BROKEN TOY AND EDUARDO IS A SCARY BABY
COCO IS A DUMB BIRD FLY AIRPLANE TREE THING
I WILL SLING SHOT YOUR FACE AND HAVE YOU KICKED OUT
YOU'LL COMMIT SUICIDE YOU HAVE A LOT TO THINK ABOUT

[BLOO]
HEY NOT COOL MAN DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BUDDY
YOUR SISTER LISA IS AN EGGHEAD AND A NERD WHILE READING
YOU GET DETENTION SO MUCH WELL YOU'LL NEVER GO TO COLLEGE
YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE CADAVOR THAT GOOD FOR YOUR FIT
MY FRIENDS CAN FIGHT AND END YOUR LITTLE REIGN
YOU CAUSE HOMER SIMPSON GOING CRAZY AND INSANE
YOU RUINED THANKSGIVING, HALLOWEEN, AND EASTER
THE LEGANDARY GRAND SLAM YOU ARE NO GOOD BROTHER

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE