((This is a Sanderson centered fic. Deal with it~! Things can be explained... Like how pixies only call their children and lovers by their first names. HP and Sanderson are uncle and nephew but are more like father and son. Anti-Cosmo and Sanderson are cousins-in-law but treat one another like brothers. A pixies sunglasses are mandatory due to the fact that only mates can see their eyes. Their sunglasses make them colour blind. A pixie can't get rid of their wings when they transform. That's about it for fun facts... For now... Enjoy!))

Sanderson was tired of being a monotone, emotionless pixie. He was tired of not being able to express how he really felt.

"Why can't we speak our minds" Sanderson asked, seething. "Why do we have to act like boring businessmen all the time?!"

"If we act like we should" HP droned calmly. "Then the fairies won't think of invading Pixie World."

"Well I'm tired of it, sir!"

"Don't take that tone with me Sanderson" the head pixie said, eyes narrowing and letting anger slightly seep through his 'boring voice'.

"And that's another thing" the smaller pixie growled. "Why do you call me by my last name, even when we're alone?! You used to always call me by my first name - "

"THAT IS ENOUGH" HP shouted suddenly, rage dripping from his voice. "YOU'RE A PIXIE AND THAT'S HOW I'LL TREAT YOU!"

"I'm not a pixie" Sanderson whispered. "Not anymore."

The small pixie used his cell wand to ping up a suit case with his belongings inside. He then, calmly, floated toward the door.

"If you go you that door" HP warned. "You can't come back."

Sanderson stopped in the doorway. Then, without warning, he smashed his cell wand against the door frame.

"I don't plan on it" he muttered, floating out the door.

That had been hours ago. Now Sanderson was sitting in Anti-Fairy World; Anti-Cosmo's castle to be exact. He had just replayed the story to the anti-fairy leader.

"You're an idiot" AC stated after the ex-pixie finished. "You both are."

"I know" Sanderson admitted. "I can't go back, though... Not yet, at least."

"What do you expect to do, then? You can't stay here; not this time."

"I was hoping you could help me... You're smart..."

"Well I do have idea, but you might not like it..."

"Hit me, Havoc."

"You could try living with humans. Before you freak, hear me out. Perhaps being human and possibly enrolling in school could help get your mind off of things."

"I guess so, but how can I?"

AC started to pace. That meant he was in deep thought.

"We'd have to give you a new name. Something humans wouldn't think of as different, even if they know you. Perhaps using your middle name? Edward is a reasonable name. Last name... Hmm... How about Patterson? Edward Patterson. As for your living arrangements, I have a fairy that owes me. You can live with him and his godson. As for a disguise..."

Anti-Cosmo lifted his wand let it glow over Sanderson. It gave the ex-pixie a humanized look. Sanderson looked into the mirror that AC anti-poofed up. He was wearing a long sleeved shirt under a blazer. He also had on slacks and his signature sunglasses.

"Any colour" he asked.

"Only your hair" AC replied. "I gave it a blue tint."

"Cool" Sanderson breathed. "Thanks for leaving my glasses, Havoc."

"Anytime, Edward" Anti-Cosmo responded. "Now lets go and whatever you do, don't freak out."

Before Sanderson could ask what he meant, AC anti-poofed them away.

((Heehee... I have something planned out for this~ I'll continue my other stories but i started writing this so...))