EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
RAINBOW DASH
VS
SONIC
BEGIN

[RAINBOW DASH]
ALRIGHT BLUE HEDGEHOG LET BE 20 PERCENT COOLER
YOU MET YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER AFTER BEING ABANDONED BY YOUR MOTHER
YOU SHOW AND GAME ARE SO BORING AND OLD
THE BEST THING ABOUT ME IS BEING A WONDERBOLT
YOU ARE ALMOST AS NAKED FROM EVERY APPEARANCE YOU MAKE
YOU COULDN'T STOP THINKING WHEN YOU GO ON A DATE
MY SHOW IS SO AWSOME YOURS JUST A PIECE OF CRUD
WHEN MEPHLIES HIT YOU YOU JUST MAKE A THUD

[SONIC]
OH HELLO RAINBOW DASH TIME FOR ME TO RAP
ALL THE TIME YOU APPEAR YOU JUST MAKE A TRAP
YOU THINK READING IS FOR EGGHEAD AND READING IS BORING
THEN WATCH MY ADVENTURE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS
MY LESSON IS BETTER THAN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
I WILL KEEP ON RUNNING UNTIL THE SHOW AND GAME ENDS
YOU THINK BRONIES AND FANS WILL WATCH YOUR PIECE OF FRIENDSHIP
THE ONLY THING YOU NEED IS ACTION AND VIOLENCE

[RAINBOW DASH]
YOU WANNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY WELL LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I DO
I'M THE ONLY PEGASI WHO DOES A SONIC RAINBOOM
YOU ONLY DO SPIN DASH, SUMMERSULT, AND CHAOS CONTROL
I THINK SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS BETTER THAN YOUR BOLD
YOU KEEP RUNNING FROM AMY WELL SOME BOYFRIEND YOU ARE
YOU ARE SCARE OF WATER IT MAKES YOU LIKE A RETARD
YOU CAN'T DEFAET ME WHEN I FINISH THIS SONG
USING ALL SEVEN EMERALD TO TRANSFORM INTO A YELLOW BLOND

[SONIC]
YOU CAN'T INSULT ME UNLEAST I'M THE COOLEST
YOU ARE JUST LIKE GILDA AND LIGHTLING DUCT WHO IS ALWAYS THE MEANEST
I GOT A LOT OF NAME FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD
SONIC BOOM, SONIC UNDERGROUND, AND EVEN SONIC HEROES
THE MARK ON YOUR FLANK IS A WERID DUMB COLOR
I WILL CALL YOU RAINBOW CRASH WHEN YOU TURN WAY GRAYER
AS MY SUPER FORM I WILL NOW KICK YOUR PLOT
I WIN AT THIS BATTLE YOU ARE NOW TO BE STOPPED

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE