EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
FLFFER NUTTER
VS
SANDY CHEEKS
BEGIN

[FLUFFER NUTTER]
ALRIGHT SMARTASS SQUIRREL LET ME SHOW YOU WHO I AM
I'M THE SMARTEST LITTLE CREATURE YOU SUCK GOD DAMM
MY SHOW IS COOLER YOURS JUST SUCK ASS
GO FUCK SPONGEBOB AND NEVER COME BACK
I LIVES IN FOSTER YOU JUST LIVE IN A DOME
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN THE FUCK YOU'LL BE HOME
YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WELL DAMN NO YOU CAN'T
I'M THE BEST SINGER AND PLAYER IN EVERYWHERE I BEEN

[SANDY CHEEKS]
WELL HOWDY MOTHERFUCKER LET ME GIVE YOU A BATTLE LESSON
FUCKING UP JACKIE MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN
I'M THE BEST SCIENTIST IN ALL BIKINI BOTTOM
YOU JUST HANG AROUND WITH JACKIE THAT IS THE BORING THING YOU GOT
I THINK BLOO IS MORE ACTIVE EVEN THOUGH HE IS CRAZY
I THINK YOUR THE ONE WHO STOLE MAC BOOK FROM THE LIBRARY
I WILL KICK YOUR SHITTY ASS WITH MY KARATE
SOON YOU'LL BE HOME CRYING THINKING THAT YOU'RE GAY

[FLUFFER NUTTER]
WELL LOOK WHO TALKING YOU CAN'T BREATHE UNDERWATER
YOU WERE ALMOST HALF NAKED YOU ARE SUCH A CHEATING SLUTTER
CARTOON NETWORK IS BETTER THAN YOUR CHANNEL NICK
WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME AND SUCK SPONGEBOB DICK
YOU ONCE YELL AT SPONGEBOB YOU MADE HIM CRY YOU BITCH
EVERY INVENTION YOU MAKES IS JUST A PIECE OF SHIT
ALRIGHT COWGIRL IT TIME FOR YOU TO GET DOWN
I WILL NOW WIN THIS BATTLE AND I'LL MAKE YOU GO FROWN

[SANDY CHEEKS]
HA YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER WELL THAT I MIGHT OBJECT
YOU'RE WAY TOO SMALL TO BEAT ME YOU'RE A BITCHY PET
I CAN ALSO INVENT SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU RAPE JACKIE
HERRIMAN IS A BOSSY RABBIT IF YOU HATE IT THEN LEAVE
SPONGEBOB IS MY NUMBER ONE FRIENDS IN THE SEA
YOU'RE NOT A REAL SQUIRREL JUST NATIVE AND PINK
I JUST BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU WITH MY KARATE SKILL
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE I JUST WIN AS YOU WILL

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE