(Clove and Katniss battle scene)
Clove: And now... *pulls out a tiny knife* were gonna kill you. With a second smaller knife. I really don't know why I would rather get another knife than just use the one I have at your neck. I mean, it would take more time and energy to get this other kni-
Clove is inturrupted by Thresh pulling her off of Katniss.
Thresh: You kill her?!
Clove: No! No! CATO!
Thresh: I heard you!
Clove: CATO!
Thresh: YOU SAID HER NAME!
Clove: I DIDN'T KILL HER! Marvel did! Marvel! The boy from 1!
Thresh: *loosening his grip on Clove* Oh, he did? Oh, sorry. I didn't know he did it. I'll just let you go. Again, sorry.
Clove smiles wickedly and looks straight at Katniss as Thresh takes off.
(The rule change from Cato's perspective)
(Thresh did kill Clove in this one)
"The rule saying that only one tribute may live has been changed. Two victors may be crowned if both originate from the same district."
Cato: Dang it, Thresh. Just dang it. I could've gone back to my district with Clove, but noooo.
(The scene where Katniss finds Peeta by the stream)
Peeta: Well, don't step on me.
Katniss looks down to see Peeta camouflaged in the rocks and grass.
Katniss: Oh my God, Peeta! Where did you find time to do this?!
Peeta: I just rubbed some dirt and mud on me.
Katniss: This must've been hard to do.
Peeta: Yeah. It was. Especially since I had no paint or mirror and my leg is cut. My leg got hurt really bad and I have no energy to stand or walk, but I have the time to paint myself with no paint while you have time to decorate Rue's dead body while everybody else is murdering each other.
Katniss: How'd you know that I decorated Rue's body?
Katniss says while a parachute falls down on her lap. She opens it and finds soup.
Peeta: Because I'm psychic.
Katniss: Okay, what color am I thinking of?
Peeta: Blue.
Katniss: Nope. Red. 'Kay, what animal am I thinking of?
Peeta: Hey, how 'bout that soup?
Katniss looks in her backpack and notices all the food she has is a chicken leg, some dried pears, and Rue's nuts and roots.
Katniss: Now you have to get food, Katniss.
Katniss looks up in the sky.
Katniss: HAYMITCH GET ME FOOOOOOOD!
(The tribute parade)
Caesar: Now, I love that! Two young people holding hands! The world has never seen it! Also why are they on fire!
(The scene where Katniss is trying to treat peetas leg without medicine)
Peeta: Katniss...
Katniss: Shh..
Peeta: Katniss...
Katniss: No! I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna do that.
Peeta: You wouldn't let me finish. I was going to say that I'm hungry.
(Rues Death)
Rue: *weakly* Can you sing?
Katniss: okay.
SO I PUT MY HAAAANDS UP, THEY'RE PLAYIN' MY SONG! THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY! NODDIN' MY HEAD LIKE YEAH!
MOVIN' MY HIPS LIKE YEAH!
(The uprising in district 11)
(This ones not really a parody, more of an observation)
People are pouring water, breaking lamps, knocking over giant dumpsters and acting like the Capitol has never been nice, EVER.
District 11 Residents: THE CAPITOL'S NEVER BEEN NICE, EVEEEER!
74 years they have been doing THG, and they act like this is the ONLY time they've ever gotten mad at them?
