A/N: Sequel to Snugglies. All dialogue. I had more brownies.
Remus starts and then Sirius. The pattern keeps from there.
Hope you like :)
"Be my boggle bitch."
"What?"
"Be my boggle bitch."
"Hahahahahaha. Now seriously. What?"
"Be. My. Boggle. Bitch."
"What, like, for real?"
"Absolutely. Every time I need my Boggle fix I'll come to you and we'll play until your brain shuts down."
"Hmm… I'm gonna go with 'I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request' for this one."
"I'll light Smoopsie on fire."
"No you won't Snuggle Bitch."
"Oh yes. I will. And then I'll go out and catch some weird disease like Dragon Pox or Herpes, and not tell you until after your nightly snuggly."
"You're…you're serious aren't you?"
"No that's you."
"Shut up Snuggle Bitch."
"You first Boggle Bitch."
"I'll make you wear the shirt again."
"Go ahead. I happen to like the 'Beware of Snuggle Bitch' shirt. People leave me alone to study."
"Not that shirt. The other shirt."
"You wouldn't."
"I would."
"But, I need my Boggle fix."
"And I need my Snuggle Bitch."
"But…but…"
"Shut up and I'll buy you some chocolate."
"…Sigh…How is it that you always get your way?"
"Because I'm oh-so-cute and snuggly-able."
"Why can't you be my boggle bitch, then? I'm your Snuggle Bitch."
"Yes. But I need my snugglies, and you owe me for all of eternity. My Smoopsie is missing an arm, if you recall."
"…Sigh…I concede. You don't have to be my boggle bitch."
"Good. Now come on Snuggle Bitch. I want to play a rousing game of wordplay."
"Wha—What?"
"I'm thinking Boggle. Hmm. Yes, definitely Boggle. Aren't you coming Snuggle Bitch?"
"But you…But you said…and I…and…oh, never mind. I give up with you."
"Good."
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"Why your boggle bitch?"
"Pardon?"
"Why would you want me to be your boggle bitch? It just seems so ridiculous. You could have asked me to you chocolate bitch, and had me buy chocolate for you all the time. I would've said yes to that one."
"Really?"
"Yes. But I won't now, because you weren't smart enough to think it up by yourself."
"Aw man."
"Sorry Snuggle Bitch."
"That's okay not-boggle-bitch."
"Not-Boggle-Bitch?"
"What is it with you and capitalizing?"
"Hmm. Not-Boggle-Bitch. Do I get a t-shirt?"
"Excuse me?"
"For being the most awesomely awesome Not-Boggle-Bitch there ever was, do I get a t-shirt?"
"You don't want to be my boggle bitch, but you'll be my Not-Boggle-Bitch?"
"Only on the condition of an extra snuggly. And a t-shirt."
"Yeah, I'll get you a 'Bow before the Not-Boggle-Bitch' t-shirt."
"Awesome!"
"I didn't think that you would be this excited."
"This causes for an emergency snuggly celebration!"
"No it doesn't."
"Yes it does, Snuggle Bitch! Come on!"
"…Sigh…"
