Summary: With a stalker, a knight, a vampire, a sleeping beauty, a masochist, and a serial killer as "friends," Naruto's high school life is interesting at best and nightmarish at worse.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. The idea of this story is derived from a manga called Abnormal-kei Joshi.
Authors Note: This story is meant to be told in 100-word snippets. So, don't complain about the length. I don't know how many chapters this story will have. This is me having fun.
Chapter 1: The Protagonist
I'm a guy, with all the proper equipment. But still, I can't say I understand "men." To me, men are a different species. They hide in a mask of simplicity. They smirk, barf, joke, and sometimes fart, but still…you can't tell what they're thinking. You can't understand them.
Or maybe strange people are just that—strange. Perhaps gender has nothing to do with it. Maybe there's just something wrong with Konoha's water. Maybe that's why I'm surrounded by dumbass people.
I make my way to the bathroom and to the urinal; suddenly, I am pulled into one of the stalls.
Date Written: August 1, 2014
Words: 100
