I don't own anything Harry Potter related. Harry, Ron, and Hermione refer to me as Kitty

Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat in the common room discussing what happened between Cho and Harry in the room of requirements.

Harry: So she kinda leaned toward me and puckered her lips

Ron: Bloody hell Harry what did you do then?

Harry: What anybody with sense would do, beat her away with a chair until she passed out

Ron: What?

Harry: Hang on a second Kitty what the hell is this? That isn't even close to what happened

Me: Oh shove it I've always hated that girl, besides it's my fanfic so I can write this however I want to so just follow the script.

Harry: But Cho's a babe

Me: Oh for crying out loud Harry she doesn't even like you! She likes Cedric.

Harry: But Cedric's dead!

Me: She still likes Cedric better.

Ron: Blimey Harry denied for a dead guy, that must hurt.

Harry: Whatever then who do I like?

Me: IF YOU STUCK TO THE SCRIPT YOU'D KNOW ALREADY! Let's start again at "What anybody with sense would do, beat her away with a chair until she passed out"

Hermione: Wait! Do I have to like Ron? Why can't I fall for someone else? Can you write in a new character for me? Please?

Ron: Hey!

Me: Sure, I never understood that anyway I always thought you'd fall for Harry. Who would you rather date?

Hermione: Hmmm…

Ron: Hey!

Hermione: Oh I know! Can I fall for Justin Bieber?

Me: Hell No! He's a stupid 16 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet!

Ron: Yeah you tell her Kitty! Wait…Justin Bieber's 16? I thought he was like 12.

Harry: That's frightening

Me: I know right?

Hermione: *sighs* Fine how about Sterling Knight?

Me: Okay sure that works.

*Clock strikes 10 PM bedtime*

Me: Sorry FanFic fans We'll start the real story in the next Chapter!