Hello fans of all my writing. I'm ready to start a new story again and basically gave up on my other ones besides Smart, but stupid. Sorry those who liked those stories... I just didn't have the attention span. Anyway, enjoy.

"Deadknuat... Wake up, Deadknuat!" Tess said.

"Let me try. GET THE HELL UP, DEAD!" Jono screamed.

"What? Peanut butter chicken muffins on the planet Zula need my help..." I mumbled sleepily.

"Just let him sleep. He doesn't need the chocolate chip pancakes I made," said Luna.

"Chocolate what now?" I said fully awake. "...wait. When the hell did you get here and I don't smell any pancakes?"

"Good, your up," said Jono. "We have a four person mission coming up. I am leading and I chose Tess to help. Family first you know. Then, Luna came over and suggested her and you join as well, Aniki-kun."(AN: Aniki-kun is little brother.)

"I don't know... what's in it for me?"

"I will actually make pancakes with chocolate chips in them and I won't make you do your chores for a week." Jono said.

"Double, or nothing." I said.

"Fine, I will make pancakes all week and you won't have to do chores for 2 weeks."

"Winner, winner, Chicken dinner. You've got yourself a deal." I said.

I started eating the pancakes after she made them. I was about to drink my milk when the thought occured to me. "What rank mission is it?" I said. I then began drinking my milk.

"A 'B' rank mission!" Tess said exitedly.

"-cough, cough, choke, cough- What? -cough-" I said.

"Yeah, there will be multiple ninja squads against us if we are caught considering we will be in the Rock Village. We will be on a recon mission and if we are lucky we will be recovering a scroll of secret jutsu. If we are caught we'll have a war on our hands. Tsunade gave us strict orders not to take chances and if we do we will be in such deep shit she won't even be able to make a big enough hole to put it all in." Jono said.

"Well then, this is all sinking in. I have one question. Why did you pick me?" I said.

"We needed some brains and Shikamaru is on another mission."

"Thanks for making me feel good... but, what your talking about is almost suicide. I can't believe this mission isn't an 'A' rank or even an 'S'. We are supposed to go into enemy territory, steal a scroll of forbidden jutsu, and get back without a trace. If we're caught at all we won't just be killed. We'll be tortured and held for ransom only to be made an example of... then they will kill us. I don't know about this mis-"

"That's why we don't get caught. That's why we need you. This mission will give us enough money to pay the rent, all the bills, and still have enough left over to live off of for a couple months." Jono cut me off. "And remember, this is the Rock Village... they are quite strong. So, it should be pretty simple with your stratagy and cunning."

"What are the boundaries on this mission?"

"We can't kill anyone without being attacked first. We can't kill anyone at all, actually. It would compromise the mission. We have to act quickly, we aren't going to stay for more than 3 days. Finally, we cannot read the scroll at all. It contains jutsu only Anbu and the Hokage can know. Are we clear?" Jono said.

"Hmmm... crystal, sister. Will there be any other teams to worry about?" I said.

"Naruto and Sasuke are going to retrieve some goods that we are trading. If they find out about us, we are busted. They can't know about the mission. They don't know about the mission. If they recognize us, it will blow our cover... and all of us will be killed there."

"Well, I don't know why this wasn't ranked higher... But, I'm in. I guess that we will just have to scope it out first, get in and out in three days, and run like hell to get the fuck out of there. Great, when do we start." I said tiredly.

"Now. We're to leave immediatly." said Tess.

"Let's go!" Luna exclaimed.

So, how do you like it. I felt it kinda strayed from the origional story a bit so I had to put Naruto in there somewhere. Awesome, thanks for reading. Remember to review and I'll keep you posted.