On winter vacation Harry, Hermione, and Ron were walking down the hall when they came across Snape. He was running rather fast, he slowed when he saw them. Then said "Potter, Weasley!" Snape for some strange reason had taken a liking to Hermione. What the hell are you walking down the hall now of all times! Go back to your common room now." They waited in 'til Snape was way of earshot and then Ron said "what the hell is wrong with him. Its not like we were doing any bad." Harry said "Yeah what crawled up his ass and died." Hermione stayed quite and Ron said to her "what happened to you? You act like we were talking about your dad." "Or mom at that", Harry said. Hermione shot stabbing looks their way. She said in a rather clam voice "he has been acting different lately" They gaped at her and then Ron said "You act like he is a saint or something. We were just trying to have fun" "Look Ron I'm sick of your shit, all this fucking shit about 'Snape's so bad' guess what he's not to me!" There was a silence and then Harry and Ron broke out laughing. By the time they could control themselves Hermione was gone. Ron said to Harry "What do you think is the matter with her." "Seeing as what slut she is they probably hooked up." Harry said. When they got back to the common room Hermione was nowhere to be found Ron then checked his watch and told Harry it was almost time for dinner.
As they walked toward the Great Hall, they came across something strange it was a huge slug Hermione came up and zapped the slug. Snape suddenly appeared and then Ron said "What the fuck happened Potter, this is all your fault, why don't you shut the fucking hell up and come with me. Ms.Ganger and Weasley too." They followed Snape to his office. Then he yelled "You fucking meddling kids getting into my business. The reason I was a big fucking slug on the floor was, because Ms. Granger here was for some reason was following and then I turned around and she zapped me and now I want to know why the hell you were doing." "I was just walking you turned around and scared me so I zapped you with the only spell I could think of.... I'm sorry sir" "Yeah whatever that story is nothing Bullshit and after dinner I want to hear the real truth and you all of you have detention now go."
Authors note: This really sucked I'm going to make a 2nd part, but it'll probably be just as bad and I'm sorry for the language.
