I do not own Gundam Wing, or any charachters of it, blah blah blah. No persons in this story were made to resemble any in real life, however coincidental.

The five GW-boys are strolling along a peaceful street, full of shops, resteraunts and the like. Trowa and Quatre were arguing over whether Earl Grey or Rose-mint tea was better, Duo and Heero were arguing about which gundam of their's was better, and Wufei was was screaming out ," JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED" as he played the GW Endless Duel game on his portable SNES.

The other pilots continued to talk in their normal hushed voices.

"Earl Grey has such a nice fragrance," Quatre pointed out "Rose mint tastes better," Trowa said in his usual monotone.

"I got a Scyth, and you don't, so Shinginami could whip Wing Zero in a second." "Omae o Koruso"

Suddenly, a loud crash disturbed the G-boys and they looked to its location, Wufei pulling out a staff, Heero pulling out riot gear out of his shorts, Trowa and Quatre still argued about the Tea, and Duo..was nowhere to be seen.

A trash-talking imbecile was attempting to lie his way out of getting caught for stealing, "It fell into my Jacket. Ok, Ok, I really made a bet with my brother Tyfo and we were racing, yeah that's it..racing through the store when it fell into my jacket."

The store-owner was about to call the police, but suddenly the G-Boys were there. ustice Wufei said, and mistakenly bashed the store owner with a staff. Quatre was so startled, he accidentally dropped some into the imbecile's pants as the imbecile tried to steal more items.

"Nooooooooo, said the imbecile " Now you have brought forth the wrath of Ultimate Master of Jankyness !" He rann a bit, and then jumped into what looked like a pile of junky refridgerators and old appliances. "FEAR ME, I have a powerful mobile suit I am the God of De,,damn, someone else uses that line. O well, I am the God of Dumbness ! He powered up a big black cylinder, aiming it at Heero, and fired. A little red laser pointer middle finger appeared on heeo's chest. Then that appendage of the mobile suit exploded.

"YOU NEARLY USED MY TRADEMARK ! I am the GOD of DEATH ! You have set eyes on a Gundam, and you will die !" yelled Duo. His syth cut the Gundam in two, but a stupidity sheild sprang up around UMJ, protecting him. Treize and Zechs were incidentally walking by at the time, window shopping for lingerie.

"Hello, Wufei. I am Treize Kushrenada. Shall we duel ?" Treize asked. "Prepare to be brought to justice !" Wufei yelled and charged. Treize side stepped, and the balde went into the Ultimate Master of Jankyness. "Oh well, he said," and walked away with Treize. "How rude !" Zechs said ,"taking Treize when we were lengiere shopping !" He pulled a mini Dover cannon and fired at Wufei, narrowly missing and hitting UMJ.

Simultaneosly, Heero fired of all of his Shorts mounted weapons, while Quatre said he was sorry and broke a teacup on UMJ's head, while Trowa threw UMJ as if he was on a trapeeze. They then all walked off into the Setting Sun, looking for Treize and Wufei.

THE END