Disclaimer: This story was written for comedic purposes so please don't take it seriously.
Coconut Fred: HEY THERE EVERYBODY IT'S SNACK TIME, Guess what we will eat?
Chippy: POTATOES?
LordIxis: PANCAKES?
Charlie Brown: Toast?
Chloe: Pie?
Blythe: Sugar Booty?
Dr. Phibes: I hope we can eat men!
Everyone: *stares at *
Coconut Fred: WRONG IT'S PLAIN WHITE SAUCE
LordIxis: You shitting me?
Chloe: Plain white sauce is for losers
Blythe: I would rather eat dirt *scoops out dirt and eats it*
Coconut Fred: Here i'll try it *eats a spoonful*
Later
R.I.P Coconut Fred 1999-2016
Blythe: Now what
Chloe: Let's rob a KFC!
LordIxis: This is illegal you know
Chippy: But it's tasty
Chloe: Come on Chuck it's you and me
Charlie Brown: Chloe can I stay here
Chloe: No you come with me we can take sefiles
Charlie Brown: FINE
later
Charlie Brown: ok here's the plan sneak in though the back AND ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING!?
Chloe: *Taking duck lips sefiles* Maybe*
Charlie Brown: *shoves the phone up his dick* NOW YOU WANTED TOO DO THIS
Chloe: Ok
Charlie Brown and Chloe: *break in*
Chloe: HANDS UP
Charlie Brown: THIS IS A FUCKINF ROBBERY
Chloe and Charlie Brown: *going a killing spree and murder everyone there*
Chloe: Wow we enough food for the whole winter chuck?
Charlie Brown: *Rapeing a bucket* This chicken feels so good on me
Chloe: Dude... WHAT?
Charlie Brown: Ok let's go
meanwhile Chippy,Ixis and Blythe are watching a sex tape of Shrignold and Jenny
Shrignold: You see bitch this what love is about
Jenny: Fuck me like a goat baa baa baa
LordIxis: Well I'm keeping my virginity.
Blythe: This is fucked up
Chippy: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
Chippy: *jacks off*
Chloe: Were back but the KFC is cummy
Everyone: CHUCK
Charlie Brown: But KFC makes me soooo horny *so munch cums blasts out of his that he deflates like a balloon*
Voliet: THERE'S Chuck's KFC *eats it and becomes horny*
Rawk Hawk: You reday to fuck
Voliet: YES *fucks Rawk Hawk*
Chippy,LordIxis,Blythe and Chloe: *eyes melt*
SwaySway: now it's my turn? *grabs the kfc* OOOOOOOOOH JENNY
Jenny: Quack
SwaySway: That's right open wide
Hansen: Oh hi there SwaySway
SwaySway: Hi there Hansen i'm giving Jenny Quackles onion paste
Jenny Quackles: *eats it and becomes horny*
SwaySway: Silly Jenny that wasn't onion paste you should eat food form a stranger's plate
Hansen: Swaysway have a seat right over there
SwaySway: NEVER *gets in a rocket van*
Hansen: BOO!
SwaySway: *screams and crashes into the twin towers*
R.I.P Hansen 1959-2016 R.I.P SwaySway 1906-2016
Tower 1: Ow my head hurts
Tower 2: Hey wanna do the fire changgele
Tower 1: Ok *sets himself on fire and explodes*
HM Mario: It's been of those days *takes a selfie*
Steak Guy: That wasn't a selfie YOU SHOULDN'T EAT FOOD FORM A STRANGLER'S PLATE
Lucy: *kissing a picture of Squidward* Oooooh Squiddy with this cummy chicken I can win you over! I'mm going to his house today *rushes over there*
Later
Squidward: *tied up* WTF IS GOING ON!?
Lucy: Your safe now just don't talk and eat your chicken
Steak Guy: Remember Squidward testicles too munch chicken makes your teeth go grey
Squidward: GET MY NAME RIGHT
Lucy: *rubs vegemite on Squidward's face * there's vegemite on you wanna lick it of?
steak guy: vegemite makes your teeth go grey
Squidward: TASTES LIKE BOOGERS
Lucy: :3
LordIxis: THAT'S IT I'M DONE I'M 50 SHADES OF LUCY IS WHERE I CROSS THE LINE HOW AND WHY IS THIS PLOT REFUSING TO END
Steak Guy: You see the writers are given this special thing called drugs they use it and create these random ideas then they make whatever they feel like
Mr Enter: THAT'S IT I'M DONE YOU GUYS MAKE THIS SHIT BAD ON PROPSE
Steak Guy: You see kids fancy show offy critics like Enter clog up the body with unessaray detail look you kid a sperm whale
Mr Enter: APAODNLSLSNDLSLAMSKJCPXKFNCJDKDMDNFN FUCK *shoots Steak Guy with the atrocity beams*
Mr Enter: *glares at the Cummy KFC* AND YOU *throws it and it lands in the LPS*
Russell: *cleaning up Pepper's semen* thats the last time we let you watch MLP
Pepper: But i'm a clopper
Russell: Not a damn excuse for covering 3/4 of the room with your semen
Pepper: I take my clopping skills extremely
Russell: At least it's all gone *gets hit in the head with the cummy KFC in the head*
Pepper: Oooooooh what's this
Russell: White stuff *eats it and becomes horny and gets a visible boner*
Pepper: *releases a smelly scent* RUSSELL YOUR SCARING ME
Russell: *rapes Pepper while Ellie Glouding's Love Me Like You Do plays*
Later
Pepper: *is pregnant* thanks a lot prick
Russell: Oh dear your pregs
Pepper: Not shit sherlock
Russell: We will half to wait until a long time
66 days later
Pepper/Russell Kids: KILL US WERE IN SO MUCH PAIN
Pepper: So what's your plan
Russell: This *starts eating the Pepper/Russell children*
Mrenter: FUCK THIS SHOW BABIES GETTING IS WERE I CROSS THE LINE I'M WATCHING SAMURAI JACK NOT THIS SHOW
Russell: There's two pieces of chicken
Pepper: So
Russell and Pepper: *eat the chicken,become super horny and fuck*
Mr Enter: FUCK YOU GUYS I'M ASEXUAL *vomits out his heart as the closing irises closes on him*
Episode ends parodying various Looney Toons cartoons
