Disclaimer: Homestuck and all it's characters belong to Andrew Hussie
Your name is Tavros Nitram, and your not sure how 'it' happened. Was it something you said? Was it something you did? Maybe it was all just going to happen anyway. Regaurdless of all of that you want to know is "when did 'it' start?"
Your life was pretty normal growing up. A single child raised by your single father, Tinker B. Nitram. At least until he was remarried to a woman with a child of her own. This woman's name was Ram Megido. Her child's name was Aradia Megido. You first met her at the age of six and since then you two were the best of friends. Althogh she was only older than you by a month or so, you would at times refer to her as "Big Sis."
Then you both got older. Both growing slightly more mature and going on dates. Aradia went out with two people; Sollux, who was somewhat of an asshole with a lisp, and Equius, a very physically strong individual who had a tendency to sweat a lot. You, on the other hand dated Vriska, who tried to help you become a "stronger" person and was a huge bitch, and Terezi, the blind girl who you shared an awkward kiss with.
Althogh you grew older, it didn't mean you changed that much. You and Aradia both got the "talk" from Tinker-dad and Ram-mom, which ended with you receiving condoms every other week and Aradia getting birth control. If there was anything you noticed that changed during this time, it was Aradia. The change, however, was mostly physical. Due to the fact you two shared a room with a bunk bed made her curved, more filled-out appearance more noticeable. You would never verbally say it, but mentally you thought "Nice legs, daisy-dukes, makes a man go trigger warning."
Editor's Note: Zach and Robbie present the "Otaku Crew" has suffered for a double-death and probably never be seen from again since the author and editor have been long out of touch with each other.
