Bleach Tourture Randomness: Season 1!!

D: HELLO ALL!

Ichigo: Wow. you're feeling good today.

D: SHUT UP RENJI LOVER BOY!! -throws peanutbutter at Ichigo-

Ichigo: AAAAHHH!! THE EVIL PEANUBTUUER! IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSSS!!

D: now that he's out of the way. allow me to introduce my self. I am the all mighty random author named Dalton, but you can call me D.

Audience: HURRAYYY!!

Renji: yeah, we know you.

D: STFU BYAKUYA FAN GUY!! -throws ice cream at Renji-

Renji: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Byakuya: you're punishing a lot arent you?

D: yes. but that's because i wanna make a great fic. that's why i'm gonna make a great Reveiw showing you all how this fic works!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I have some tourures for the cast!

Ichigo: ADMIT YOU ARE REALLY A CRAZED FAN BOY OF RENJI'S OR HACE THE DESTRUCTION OF ICHIGO!

Renji:...die...

Uryu: Quincy boy! destroy you're bow.

Byakuya: ...eat 20 pounds of dumplings.

And that's all i got! keep up the good work!!

-insert name here-

D: Then the fun begins!

Ichigo: uhh...who said i was a crazed fan boy?

D: the press.

Ichigo:...well i'm not.

D: then you shall face the wrath...of THE DREADED PEANUBUTTER!!

Ichigo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!-falls in giant vat of peanubutter-

Renji: WTF!? WAHT'D I DO TO YOU!?

D: You existed...

Byakuya: 20 pounds...OF DUMPLINGS!?

D: of course! how else would you go insane!

Byakuya:...i wouldn't...

D: oh...WELL START EATING!!

Byakuya:...fine...-starts eating dumplings-

20 pounds of dumplings later...

Byakuya: ugh...i feel sick...

Renji: hey Byakuya. dude you don't look so good...

Byakuya: -pukes-

D: BWAHAHAHAHAH!! O-o-ok, now that i've explained, PLEAASE REVEIW! ESPECIALLY IF YOU ENJOY TOURTURING ICHIGO AND RENJI!!

Ichigo and Renji: HEY!

I don't own Bleach. PLEASE REVEIW!! If you reveiw you'll get a free Hersheygo Bar! Hershygo Bar. A Chocolate Bar mixed with Ichigo!! now avalible in 3 different flavors.