Bleach Tourture Randomness: Season 1!!
D: HELLO ALL!
Ichigo: Wow. you're feeling good today.
D: SHUT UP RENJI LOVER BOY!! -throws peanutbutter at Ichigo-
Ichigo: AAAAHHH!! THE EVIL PEANUBTUUER! IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSSS!!
D: now that he's out of the way. allow me to introduce my self. I am the all mighty random author named Dalton, but you can call me D.
Audience: HURRAYYY!!
Renji: yeah, we know you.
D: STFU BYAKUYA FAN GUY!! -throws ice cream at Renji-
Renji: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
Byakuya: you're punishing a lot arent you?
D: yes. but that's because i wanna make a great fic. that's why i'm gonna make a great Reveiw showing you all how this fic works!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I have some tourures for the cast!
Ichigo: ADMIT YOU ARE REALLY A CRAZED FAN BOY OF RENJI'S OR HACE THE DESTRUCTION OF ICHIGO!
Renji:...die...
Uryu: Quincy boy! destroy you're bow.
Byakuya: ...eat 20 pounds of dumplings.
And that's all i got! keep up the good work!!
-insert name here-
D: Then the fun begins!
Ichigo: uhh...who said i was a crazed fan boy?
D: the press.
Ichigo:...well i'm not.
D: then you shall face the wrath...of THE DREADED PEANUBUTTER!!
Ichigo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!-falls in giant vat of peanubutter-
Renji: WTF!? WAHT'D I DO TO YOU!?
D: You existed...
Byakuya: 20 pounds...OF DUMPLINGS!?
D: of course! how else would you go insane!
Byakuya:...i wouldn't...
D: oh...WELL START EATING!!
Byakuya:...fine...-starts eating dumplings-
20 pounds of dumplings later...
Byakuya: ugh...i feel sick...
Renji: hey Byakuya. dude you don't look so good...
Byakuya: -pukes-
D: BWAHAHAHAHAH!! O-o-ok, now that i've explained, PLEAASE REVEIW! ESPECIALLY IF YOU ENJOY TOURTURING ICHIGO AND RENJI!!
Ichigo and Renji: HEY!
I don't own Bleach. PLEASE REVEIW!! If you reveiw you'll get a free Hersheygo Bar! Hershygo Bar. A Chocolate Bar mixed with Ichigo!! now avalible in 3 different flavors.
