JERRY JERRY JERRY
The Return
*disclaimer* I owe nothing
Jerry sighed as the camera focused on him.
" Hello, welcome to Jerry, sadly, and that's the keyword here, we are doing a back up to our The Mummy and The Mummy returns epsoide. I begged the network, but they said nooooo, you bastards..." At this Jerry narrowed his eyes dangerously. Then his face lit up again.
"Ok! So lets see where they are today and what they are doing today..." Jerry nodded and the camera switched over to the gang, all of them sat in a line, 1st Jonathan, then Alex, then Imhotep, Ardeth, Rick, Evelyn, and last Anck-Sunamum.
"Ok so how is everyone today?" Jerry asked in general the responses were the same mostly.
"Fine" "Nice" "My ass hurts"
" So lets go straight down the line, Jonathan what are you doing these days?" Jerry nodded, and Jonathan how was trying to steal the seat, looked shocked .
"Jonathan those are nailed in.." Jerry looked at him.
"I knew that.." Jonathan nodded sticking his finger in his mouth.
"So what are you up to Jon, can I call you Jon?" Jerry asked.
"Can I stick my foot up your ass.." Anck-Sunamum mumbled in the corner.
" Geez, your such a bitch Anck-Sunamum.." Jonathan leaned over in his chair looking down toward her.
"Ok, moving on, Alex how are things." Jerry asked. Alex was making pouty faces and kissing the air.
"Alex?" Jerry asked again. Alex pointed toward the crowd and winked.
" Ok..moving on again.. Imhotep what are you doing, besides not covering yourself.." Jerry nodded slowly.
"I started a program that was called " LETS KILL EVERYONE" but the gov. shut it down." Imhotep sighed.
"That's terrible.."Jerry nodded.
" Now, I'm making a program, it's called proud to be bald." Imhotep nodded.
"Oh god that's great.." Alex laughed holding his sides.
"SHUT UP BOY I COMMAND YOU TO DIE!" Imhotep screamed standing up.
"Oh bring it you big bald, no shirt, mummy!" Alex said raising his fists. The Jerry men came and sat them both back down. Jerry moved to Ardeth.
"So how are things for you?" Jerry asked handing the mic to him. Ardeth sighed and looked into the camera.
"I'm amazingly lonely. Do you know NO one comes into the desert, no one. Zero girls, I'm getting no action, none zero. While Rick here makes out with his wife ALL the time.." Ardeth sighed and looked down at the ground.
"That's a shame, moving on! Rick & Evelyn, how are you two?" Jerry asked slightly shocked that their weren't making out.
"Good Jerry, very good it's nice to be here." Rick nodded smiling.
"ALEX! Watch your language!" Evelyn snapped looking at Alex.
"I'm not even saying anything!" Alex yelled.
" Moving on...Anck-Sunamum, you look good.." Jerry nodded.
"Yeah she's like 5 billion years old, and her hips are getting big.." Jonathan yelled.
"YOU take that BACK!" Anck-Sunamum screamed standing up.
"Make me, you old bitch!" Jonathan yelled pointing at her.
"Rumble..." Ardeth grumbled.
" Do you ever cover yourself Imhotep? Do you know what a shirt is?" Rick asked looking at him.
"Do you ever change your outfit Rick?" Imhotep asked.
" Skin head!" Alex said pointing to Imhotep.
"I KNOW!" Imhotep screamed at Alex.
" I smell...snakyness.." Jonathan said pointing to Anck-Sunamum.
"What did you call me?!" Anck-Sunamum yelled.
"You heard me, I heard you went for the main leader guy, then Imhotep .." Alex nodded.
"you're a bloody whore!" Jonathan pointed.
"At least I got better legs then your sister.." Anck-Sunamum snapped.
"Oh that's It.." Evelyn stood up pulling at Anck-Sunamum.
"Be careful sweetie, you may break her old bones!" Rick yelled watching his wife wrestle around with Anck-Sunamum.
"Bite her!" Alex yelled. The Jerry men separated the two of them.
"We'll be back.." Jerry sighed.
