A/N: Just about 10 stupid random things you shouldnt do to the cast of Fruits Basket. And equally stupid results of the random things you shouldnt do. Yep...Thats about it..Enjoy..

Disclaimer: If I'm writing this what makes you think I own Fruits Basket in any sort of way??

1: You are never to give Yuki any type of treats for mice and rats. Especially if it is artifical.

Result: He starts to act stranger then you think. And runs off yelling about how he and Machi will get married the next day.

2: It is rude, but really funny, to give Momiji a rabbits foot for Christmas.

Result: You are chased by said year of the rabbit. Who screams about how he is going to have a nice long 'TALK' with you for giving him the present.

3: You shouldn't forge a letter from Tohru, saying how much she loves a certain boy. Then send it to every male in Fruits Basket.

Result: You get a good laugh from seeing all the reactions from the guys. But you get a iron thrown at you once you tell Tohru it was all a joke.

4: You should not give Haru a hamburger and say its tofu. Then procede to tell him you were lying about the tofu part.

Result: You learn that Haru is a man of few words if he has a mouth full of his closest relatives.(In animal since) That and his black side is strangly good with "words"

5: You are never to tell Shigure that he has to go to the doctor to get something "fixed"

Result: You get Hatori in on the joke and watch as Shigure pleads to not have the something "fixed"

6: You arent supposed to give Kagura pickled pigs feet.

Result: A reason to join the track team, because of all the running you did from her.

7: Apperently showing Yuki the snakes in a zoo has bad after effects.

Results: You send Yuki to therapy...

8: Locking Yuki and Ayame in a closet to settle their differences doesnt help.

Result: Ayame learns that Yuki is very " nice " to talk to if he is armed with a coat hanger.

9: You are not supposed to give Tohru the address to fanfiction.

Result: Thoru never speaks to any of the fruits basket guys for a very long time.

And finally 10: You do not video tape yourself revealing how Kyou likes Tohru, Uo like Kureno, and other secrets like that.

Result: A loss of hearing, but several invitations to weddings.

Yes this is what I came up with. Now if you please push that purple/blue colored button and leave a nice message it would be nice!

And if soemone else has came up with this and wishes I remove it, then tell me in a message(although it might be a while before I get back to you though...)