"How did you do it?"
"Do what?"
"Change me."
"What do you mean?
"Why don't I wish to kill you anymore?"
"Haha. You wanted to kill me?"
"I'm serious? How did you do it?"
"I..I don't know."
"Did you drug me? Alter my memories? Did you use some kind of justu?"
"No. I didn't."
"There must be some explanation. People don't just want to kill someone and then fall-"
"In love?"
"..."
"Haha. I see what you're saying."
"My mission was to hunt you down and kill you. You proved difficult to kill. You made me so angry and I hated you so much. I don't think I could hate someone so much! And then you did that thing. That thing that completely made me nuts!"
"What thing?"
"That thing, that unexplainable thing that made me love you to the point where my heart beat fast when I thought about you and where I would almost cry at the thought of killing you. I would get this fuzzy feeling in my stomach when I pictured your face and I'd smile for no reason. That thing."
"What do you want me to say? Falling in love with your enemy isn't exactly the best thing to do!"
"So you admit it? You love me?"
"Well..yea! I thought that much was obvious! Wait!Then how'd you do it?"
"Do what?"
"Trick me into falling in love with you?"
"I don't know."
"This is so messed up!"
"I know."
"Wow. I figured that when a guy told me he loved me, it'd be more romantic and it wouldn't be my enemy."
"So you regret falling for me?"
"No. No I don't."
"So then what now. We both know we love each other so what happens?"
"Well we could start by agreeing not to kill each other."
"Yes, that would be good."
"And... I don't know, I've never loved anyone. Have you?"
"Not really."
"So we're both these enemies that are inexperienced at love and don't know what to do? Ahh this is crazy."
"Do you want to just forget about it?"
"No! I love you! I want to be with you and be happy and be a normal couple!"
"Good."
"Good?"
"Yes good."
"What's good?"
"Marry me."
"What?"
"I wasn't asking you."
"Hey! You can't tell me what to do!"
"Yes I can cause I love you and no one else will have you. You're mine and I'm keeping it that way. Marry me!"
"Oooh aren't you possessive!"
"Let's go!"
"But what about you're mission?"
"Screw it. I love you and that's what matters."
"Won't they come after you though?"
"We'll just live our lives on the run."
"Is that the kind of life you want to live?"
"Are you deaf women? I LOVE you and I'll do whatever it takes!"
"But you didn't properly ask me if I would marry you!"
"You have got to be kidding! I'm risking my life for you and you want...Okay fine...Electra...I know this is sudden-"
"Haha!"
"Don't interrupt! But I have loved you for a short amount of time and even though I have made an attempt at your life countless of times, you have turned my world upside down and I can't see myself with out you. Will you marry me?"
"Of course I will Sasuke!"
"Okay, great lets go!"
"Hey! We can't go naked!"
