Okay guys, I had an absolute freaking BLAST writing this. Allow me to give a summary: a parody of Lady GaGa's song "You and I", from Gustavo's point of view describing his experience with the "dogs" when he first brought them to the studio. Humorous and silly. But oh-so-true. Reviews, guys! I do not own the song, just putting that out there :P

Yoü and I

It's been a long time since I wrote a hit

It seems lately all my songs are shit

I won't stop till I've found my next big star.

He jumped on the table singing "Girl to my Heart"

Practically attacking me, that wasn't very smart

But Kendall might just be my next big star.

I said, in my studio's where you belong

Doing vocals and some demos of my next big song

I knew my studio's where you should be

From the moment we first met and you yelled at me, cause...

There's something, something about this kid

There's something 'bout thick eyebrows that just makes me flip my lid.

There's something about my Minnesota guy

Yeah, something about

Baby, Kendall Knight.

It sure was a shocker when you turned me down

If I wanted you, I had to take those 3 clowns

You sure have a way to make me do just what you want.

On the first day you showed me that you guys sucked

If I couldn't make you dogs improve, then I was fucked

But somehow I knew you were born a star.

In my studio's where you belong

Doing vocals and some demos of my next big song

I knew my studios where you should be

From the moment we first met and you yelled at me, cause...

There's something, something about this kid

There's something 'bout thick eyebrows that just makes me flip my lid.

There's something about my Minnesota guy

There's something about

Baby, Kendall Knight.

Kendall Knight!

Ken-Kendall Knight

Ken-Kendall Knight

Ken-Kendall Knight

Kiss myyyy career goodbye, without Kendall Knight!

I've got a whole lot of money, but that don't mean shit

If my song's not good enough for Griffin.

There's only three reasons I'm continuing to fight:

It's my paycheck and Rocque Records and Kendall Knight!

There's something, something about the wait (nine whole years)

I'm a big-shot producer here to change your life

So wipe that smirk right off of your face!

There's something, something about just knowing that it's right.

Don't make me regret this,

James Diamond, Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garciaaa!

Kendall Knight!

Ken-Kendall Knight!

Kiss myyyy career goodbye

Without Kendall Knight!

It's been a long since I wrote a hit.

Been a long, but I know this is it:

This kid's gonna be my next big star.