So this is basically the bathing in the fountain thing told from Juno's point of view, plain font is her explaining what happened, bold font is what she was thinking at the time. Rated T for language. As always plz rate and review!
I don't own Juno, nor do I have any rights to Juno.
I could feel all the emotions building up inside me as I rushed past the busy shoppers in the crowded cattle herding monster that is known as a mall. Shit why did I do this, I know what it does to me!The faces and noises were all blending together into this strange twisted saturday morning cartoony shit that only the most demented of children would watch. Oh I feel faint, and why is the room spinning?? And why do I feel like I'm being squashed against Cheney"s ball sack!? Its was just getting too hot in there and there was no source of relief to be found. Then it hit me...the fountain. Slowly I turned around and there it was in all its grand cold wet sparkling glory. Juno, are you nuts, people are going to think you've gone like apeshit bananas?! ...But it's so hot and I just can't take it anymore!
PHUCKET THAILAND!! I'm going in!!I screamed.
I could sense the heads turn as I began running toward the fountain, stripping all my clothes off my body. I hoisted my body into the air and landed in the water, splashing the chlorinated primordial mix every where. I could feel the pennies rubbing against my ass. As I brought myself to conciousness, i realized everyone was staring. Okay, pretend your crazy, do it quickly before they arrest you! Without even thinking I lifted my hands above my head and screamed
BLEARRRRRRHHH! I AM THE KRAKEN!!
I jumped to my feet dashed for my pile of clothes, and began running for the exit. Once outside I dove behind a dumpster and threw all my clothes back on. What a rush! I'm so parched..time for some Sunny D baby!
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