Not Another Generic Naru Basher!
It was another mistake caused by one Keitaro Urashima, who accidentally tripped and groped one Naru Narusegawa's breasts. One Naru Narusegawa couldn't take it anymore and gave one Keitaro Urashima the biggest Naru punch in the world. All the tenants watched as one Keitaro Urashima was thrown thousands of feet into the beautiful blue sunny sky. Gosh, what an unpredictable way to start the story.
At last Keitaro found himself flying into the city and eventually landing smack into a road, where a lorry full of explosives was conveniently driving at top speed. Needless to say he was blown to pieces.
Three hours later and Keitaro hadn't arrived back. All the girls were starting to get worried. Sort of.
"WHERE IS THAT PERVERT?!" Naru screamed. "I WANT TO PUNCH HIM AGAIN BECAUSE I'M SO OUT OF CHARACTER!"
"Yes I also want to attack him again," Motoko said, "because apparently I'm out of character also."
Just then the phone started to ring. Haruka picked it up and listened carefully what the receiving end had to say. Then she screamed and started crying hysterically.
"Oh noes!" She wailed. "Why was I never such a good aunt to him! I'm so useless! Hopeless! Worthless!"
Just then the door opened, and Doctor Sukamokameckenzie waltzed in with a wheeled tray. On top of the tray was a big water filled jar with Keitaro's brain inside. The brain was being operated with a little machine.
"As you can clearly see," Doctor Sukamokameckenzie began to say, "Keitaro has been involved in a very tragic accident. He is suffering from a symptom known as 'fucked'."
"Why do you have such a ridiculous name?" Kitsune asked.
The doctor shrugged. "Apparently I'm an original character made by an author who thinks he is professional by giving me a fancy name, but failed miserably."
"You know, I would be suffering a lot less if you'd just let me die," Keitaro the brain said, "and will I still be allowed to retake the entrance exams?"
Meanwhile Haruka was still in tears. "THIS IS EVERYONE'S FAULT! Except Shinobu, she's perfect. YOU TREATED MY BELOVED NEPHEW LIKE SHIT AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENTS! Except Shinobu, she's perfect. I HATE ALL OF YOU AND I WISH YOU WERE ALL DEAD! Except Shinobu, she's perfect."
"OH NO! NOT PUNISHMENT!" Bawled out Naru.
"What an unexpected turn of events." Added Motoko.
"Okay Naru you first," Haruka said. She snapped her fingers and four escaped convicts burst through the roof. "Guys take her away to a location nobody knows about, and make sure she is constantly raped until death. And even if she's dead you can still rape her."
"HAH! JOKES ON YOU!" Naru shouted as she was being escorted away. "I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO LIDDO-KUN SO FUCK YOU AUNTY LOSER!"
The tenants didn't know how to reply to that.
"AND I EXPECT TO SEE THE HOT SPRINGS CLEAN WHEN I GET BACK!" Naru shouted to Keitaro, before she was gone. For good.
Next it was Motoko's turn. Haruka snapped her fingers and this time Tsuruko descended from the heavens. She sliced her sword into Motoko so many times it wasn't even funny anymore. If somebody had a long stick, they could make Motoko into a kebab by now. Yes what I'm trying to say is that she is dead. Effectively dead. Effectively.
"Execution complete." Said Tsuruko.
"Dang." Said Kitsune.
"Your turn Su," said Haruka, coldly, "Lamba has arrived from… your home island… thing, and he has a few words for you."
Su gulped. Not Lamba Lu. Or was it Luu? Whatever.
"Ahem," Lamba cleared his throat, "you are herby stripped of your title as princess for everything you done is a crime blah blah etc."
"Aren't you going to punish her?" Quizzed Haruka.
"Oh I have to punish her as well?" Sighed Lamba. "Hmm, well since I can't think of anything I'm just going to spank you for the next five or so hours."
"This could be fun!" Cheered Su.
Keitaro suffered a nosebleed as he watched Lamba strip off Su's skirt and panties and proceeded to repeatedly spank her. Apparently floating brains have nosebleeds too. Maybe there was a generic eye in there as well. Use your imagination.
Kitsune stood her ground. "Oh yeah! You think you're so big and tough, bossing us all around just because we're insecure women! Well Haruka I'll tell you this…"
Haruka said no words, BUT THE SILVER DESERT EAGLE IN HER HANDS SPOKE LOUDLY THAN WORDS COULD EVER MAKE. At once Haruka blasted a single bullet into Kitsune's head, killing her. Effectively.
Out of the blue, Haitani and Shirai showed up and noticed Kitsune. Dead.
"Yahoo! Necrophilia for the win!" They both cheered, and its best not to think about what happens next.
During all of this Shinobu fainted seven times.
"And Shinobu, since you are neither preoccupied or dead, you win an all expenses paid trip to Disney World!"
"I love Disney World!" Shinobu said with joy, and with that she frolicked off to Disney World after bidding Haruka, Senpai and the original doctor character farewell.
Despite the spanking and the… other thing… Hinata Sou became very quiet.
"So when can I marry Mutsumi?" Keitaro asked.
Haruka laughed out loud. "Oh Keitaro!"
The doctor also laughed but Haruka gave him an evil glare, so he shut himself up. Original doctor characters aren't allowed to have a sense of humour.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Must have at least 10 reviews or I won't bother posting any more chapters. Grr look at me! I'm a serious author and if I don't get the respect I deserve then I will throw a temper tantrum and erase my hard disk!
Next chapter: I know! Let's bash an eight year old girl! Who doesn't even exist in the real world!
