Assassin's Creed: Revelations:
91 Virgins
In his search for the keys to Altiar's secret library, Master Assassin Ezio Auditore de Firenze found himself in Istanbul, and needed money to buy new armor at the blacksmith. Feeling his wallet was lacking, he needed to come into some money fast. Once, he had had an entire empire at his disposal, netting him vast income. In his prime, he could easily pocket a few coins from the unsuspecting passersby. Feeling he could swindle a few of the local veiled women, he easily whipped his hands in and out of their pockets and stole himself a pretty penny. However, this did not go unnoticed by the Istanbul women. They were proud people, not willing to let this abuse go unpunished. They trailed Ezio. Despite being an observant assassin, the seasoned Auditore didn't pick up on the growing gaggle of women following him, ready to give him pieces of their respective minds (and fists).
Ezio turned, feeling the eyes (and only the eyes) of the many burkah clad women drilling into the back of his neck. Their fists were raised and they collectively screamed and chased after the old Italian. Ezio, not one to batter a woman, tried to calm them with some of his Florentine charm and quipped, "Ladies! Ladies! There's enough Ezio to go around!" This was not taken well. Whether it was because of the language barrier or that Ezio was not the young charmer he used to be no one could say, but more women joined the cause against Ezio and charged at him.
Used to being chased, Ezio quickly spotted a rope and pulley with a large basket of rocks weighted at the top. Kicking the release lever and grabbing the rope, the rocks and the basket fell together as one entity, propelling Ezio skyward towards the roofs. With a light landing, Ezio turned on his heel and glanced to the streets below. To his disbelief, three Turkish women lay crushed under the weight of the basket of stones, their arms and legs splayed every which way, and a puddle of blood staining the streets and their clothes. Ezio gritted his teeth, turning to leave the area before any guards noticed. Sufficed to say, Ezio was able to buy his new armor. The shopkeeper glared at Ezio and firmly stated, "this is a legitimate business we run here" as he accepted Ezio's money.
Returning to Yusef, the man greeted him saying "Ah my brother! We thought we had lost you to the vices of this city."
Ezio wiped a speck off of his newly fitted metal and replied, "You almost did."
