Some friends and I got together for a christmas challenge and I won it with this poem.

Diclaimer: I no own Bleach... aww...

The Night Before Christmas

(Ichigo's POV)

It was the night before Christmas,

and all through my house,

Not a person was sleeping,

except for Dad, that louse.

Some friends had stopped by,

and insisted on a party,

I said no but they began

to laugh and drink hearty.

" No alcohol!" I said,

but I was ignored,

while Renji danced

and Kira slept on the floor.

Ukitake stepped in,

to be the voice of reason,

but Matsumoto noticed his

clothes were out of season!

She dragged him out,

but she didn't get far.

She turned back to ask me

if she could borrow a car.

Ukitake escaped, and I

wished so could I,

Orihime had come,

bringing her trademark pie.

Everyone else had gone,

except for Toshiro and me,

so I stood there and thought

about the stomach-pump fee.

Matsumoto got the munchies

and ate the whole thing,

and I looked heavenward

and heard hallelujah bells ring.

Ukitake returned,

with Kyoraku in tow,

then sat next to Uryu and Chad

to enjoy the show.

Kyoraku got drunk,

which was no surprise,

and through the door came Santa!

But it was Zaraki in disguise.
What the? What gives?

Why is Zaraki dressed like that?

Yachiru got festive

and gave him a hat.

Urahara saw him,

and said, " That's too bland,"

so he gave him a suit,

that even Tessai called grand.

Jinta said he looks stupid,

Ururu stayed silent,

Urahara got him out the door,

before Zaraki could get violent.

Halfway down the street,

Yumichika insisted on makeup,

Zaraki chased him away,

and gave Ikkaku a rude wake-up.

But I digress from that tale,

and face my current issue:

Kira just ran by,

dressed in nothing but party tissue.

"How drunk ARE these people?"

I wondered to myself.

Then I looked at the wall:

All my dad's alcohol off the shelf.

Oh no! My dad's stash!

This could get bad!

Matsumoto's drunk too,

and Toshiro's MAD!

"Kurosaki!" he said,

his face an angry red.

I wanted nothing more right now

than to just go to bed.

" Quiet them down!" and with that,

he departed.

Oh, great, Toshiro,

Where should I get started?!

The heads keep increasing

every time I count,

the Tag-a-longs are here,

I knew that without a doubt.

"C'mon you guys,

this place is a mess!"

at least Yuzu and Karin aren't here,

maybe they'll get some rest.

Where are they, you ask?

They went with a neighbor.

They're now at a restaurant,

with some fancy waiter.

" Shut up, you idiots,

people are in bed!"

their response to my yell

was to get LOUDER instead!

" Quiet down or out you go!"

all the noise began to cease,

but in the distance I heard a siren,

Oh CRAP! The POLICE!

Who the hell called them?

Probably the neighbors' sister.

I turned to get my friends out,

but they were playing twister.

" Uh-oh!" I said.

" The cops are almost here!

Get out of here now!"

but Zaraki had nothing to fear.

" I can take them," he said,

and the others agreed.

"Let Zaraki take them," they urged,

but I didn't concede.

The cops passed us by!

Seems we weren't their target.

Then Renji came in,

with some sake form the 24 hour market.

"Go home!" I pleaded,

I had almost begun to beg.

But they had settled in chairs

and had begun to veg.

" Come on, let's go home.

I think Ichigo's had enough."

Thank you, Ukitake!

He knows I've had it rough.

They all filed out,

some in a drunken rush,

and they headed for home,

leaving footprints in the late-night slush.

I began to clean up,

placing broom to floor.

Dammit, I'm sending them

a bill for that door!

I finished cleaning,

so now I'm off to my room.

On the way, I stop by the closet,

and put away the broom.

I crawled into my bed,

and turned off the light,

then threw Kon out the window,

Merry Christmas and GOOD NIGHT!

Whaddaya think, readers? I know it's a little early, but I wanted to post it before I forgot about it. Please review!