Disclaimer: If I owned anything related to Harry Potter, or these songs, do you think I would actually be writing this lowly fanfic to pass the time? If you answered Yes...go get your head checked.

Hello all!! This is my first attempt at this kind of story...so I hope you like it!

Raining Men

Hermione, Ron and Harry sat down next to Ginny at breakfast. Ron started shoveling food into his face.

"Ron! Gross! Can't you eat properly? That's absolutely revolting," Hermione looked at Ron with disdain.

Ginny sighed, "You should try living with him."

"You know what, Gin? This is getting boring. We need to liven this place up!"

"Hermione? Are you feeling okay? This isn't like you."

"LET'S GET READY TO BOOGIE!" Hermione exclaimed as she banished everything on the table. She jumped on it, shaking her hair out of its bun and taking off her uniform shirt to reveal a tank top underneath. She kicked off her shoes, and then, in a short pleated skirt, a tank top and bare feet, cat- walked down the table. Ron's eyes grew bigger than the plate that had been in front of him. Harry woke up when his egg pillow was vanished. "Bloody hell, Hermione. Can't you let a bloke eat?" Ron asked, quite perturbed.

"Humidity is rising

Barometer's getting low

According to our sources

The street's the place to go
," Hermione raised her hands above her head and started to swivel her hips.

"Cause' tonight for the first time

Just about half past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining men
," Hermione started pulling random guys on the table with her. Soon guys were raising their hands to be pulled up.

"It's raining men

Hallejulah

It's raining men

Amen
," Ginny slipped away and headed towards the Slytherin table where she whispered something in a certain blonde's ear.

"It's raining men

Hallejulah

It's raining men

Amen
," Ginny jumped up onto the Slytherin table and sang the next part in a clear soprano with Hermione.

"Humidity is rising

Barometer's getting low

According to our sources

The street's the place to go
," Ginny is on to the hip swivel and Hermione is dancing with a random guy. The guy looks nervous because of the evils stares he is getting from Ron.

"Cause' tonight for the first time

Just about half past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start rainin men
," Every girl in the Great Hall stands up and starts doing the same dance. Hermione and Ginny are doing the same dance on the tables.

"It's raining men

Hallejulah

It's raining men

Amen
," Ginny playfully sits in front of Malfoy, showing more leg than her brothers would like. When he reaches for her, she jumps back up.

"I'm gonna go out

I'm gonna let myself get

Absolutley soaking wet
," The sky in the Great Hall opened up and rain poured down.

"It's raining men

Hallejulah

It's raining men

Every special men
," The two girls walked down to their 'special men.' The rest of the dancers continue with their routine.

"Tall blonde dark and lean

Rough and tough and strong and mean
," Ginny winked at Draco while Hermione danced right in front of Ron.

"God bless Mother Nature

She's a single woman too

She took over heaven

And she did what she had to do
," A wind blows through the hall as Hermione conjures up an illusion of Mother Nature.

"She fought every Angel

To rearranged the sky

So that each and every woman

Could find the perfect guy
," Ginny starts pulling guys up while Hermione walks around to her guys and sits some back down.

"It's raining men," Down goes one guy from each table.

"Don't get yourself Weather Girls

I know you want to
," Down goes one more.

"I feel stormy weather moving in

About to begin

Hear the thunder

Don't you loose your head

Rip off the roof and stay in bed

(Other girls: Rip off the roof and stay)," Lightening cracks in the charmed ceiling.

"It's raining men

Hallejulah

It's raining men

Amen
," Hermione sits down the rest of her guys.

"It's raining men

Hallejulah

It's raining men

Amen
," Ginny sits down the rest of hers.

"It's raining men

Hallejulah

It's raining men

Amen
,
"The two nod and each other and make their way down the tables.

"It's raining men

Hallejulah

It's raining men

Amen
," Ginny jumps off the table into Draco's arms. He wraps an invisibility cloak around them. What happens with them, we can only guess.

"It's raining men

It's raining men

It's raining men
." Hermione sits on Ron's lap and gives him the kiss of his life.

A/N What do you think? Should I continue? Suggestions are welcome!! Very welcome!!