1. You got beat by a baby!

2. I just looove the bright green of your Avada Kadavra

3. You should really try to work past your Daddy issues

4. Oh my, what the heck happened to your nose?

5. coughhalfbloodcough

5a. coughhypocritecough

6. Dude...just get over it!

7. BALDY!!!!

8. voldy, i am your father

9. Dude, you really need to get some sun, a tan would sure do you some good!!

10. Sorry Voldy, Good Wizards only.

11. "I'm gonna have to see some ID ... "

12. Hey, aren't you Harry Potter's bi-atch?

13. So, a baby and a self-proclaimed megalomaniac walk into a bar...

14. Are you also a bed wetter?

15. Harry Potter totally OWNED you!

16. Ralph Fiennes plays you in the movie version.

17. you're a republican, arent you.

18. lets go snake hunting

19. So...is that like a birth defect...?

20. You can't get me nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

21. What's your problem anyway?

22. How many killing curses does it take 2 kill a baby? Well we shudnt ask u, shud we, Voldy?

23. Darth Vader cud kick ur ass. At least hes proved he can kill a bunch of kids

24. Can I have your autograph?

25. So...shagged Bella recently?

26. WHOOOA!!!... I mean... hm... Love the nose job... who did it:)

27. what happend to your hair?

28. Dude, you are a bitch.

29. can I touch your head?

30. poke poke

31. Oh my god...do you have skin cancer?

32. I'm better than you AND Harry Potter!

33. Hey Voldy, y r u mad 2day? oh still? come on, that was 16 years ago, let it go

34. oh.. wait i think u have a booger

35. So is this power you want, is it compensating for something

36. Ur mean 2 every1, friends and foes alike. "So, how's that working for you"?

37. You just got served, BY A BABY!

38. I just came from Wal Mart, I got a new nose on layaway for ya

39. So if u want 2 b a big, famous wizard, y wont u let them use ur name

40. So, you and Michael Jackson share the same plastic surgeon, eh?

41. Hey, I'm dressing up as Harry Potter 4 Halloween, so I was wonderin if u wanted 2 tag bhind me, pretend 2 kill me, thn drop dead while we trick or treat?

42. Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!

43. Harry potter pwns you

44. OH MY GOD ITS MICHEAL JACKSON! I LOVED THRILLER CAN YOU SIGN MY BOOBS

45. Did you watch American Idol last night? Are you a Taylor fan or a Kat fan?

46. Hey, are you gay? Because you sound like it.

47. How come you have so much trouble killing a bunch of kids?

48. hey brother

49. do i make you horny baby

50. BCH, Where's my money?! -pimp smack-