Night of the living dummy.
Starring: Slappy the dummy & Invader Zim
Zim opened the door to his base and threw a box onto the couch. "ok let's see who send me this thing." He took the note that was laying on top of the box. Written o the note was:
Zim, since you collect creepy dolls I thought that you might wanted to add Slappy to your collection. Love a good friend.
"a friend? I don't remember having any friends around here. Oh, well."
Zim opened the box and took out a dummy. The dummy looked like a gentlemen, but it had something creepy, the dummy had orange hair, a coffee colored skin and had a card sticking out it's pocket, but before Zim could get a hold of it, the dummy looked at him and said:
"hey don't you know it's not nice to take things out of other people their pockets."
Zim dropped the doll and backed away. "Zim, what are you doing?" a familiar voice behind him said. Zim turned to face his tallests.
"oh I just got this creepy doll and then it came to life and I still don't know if it's going to kill me!" he said panicking.
"ok, Zim, do you got a sugar rush or so?" Purple asked, Red just nodded.
" hey, Zim, old pal. Can't you get yourself a decent robot? I mean this thing looks like it's going to explode every second now." Slappy said, getting a dirty look from Zim.
" would you please SHUT YOUR TRAP FOR ACOUPLE OF MINUTES!" Zim yelled at the dummy.
"hey, I'm just giving you good advice buddy. Eh, who are you talking to by the way?" Slappy stood up from the couch and walked to Zim making a stop next to him.
"wow, last time I saw someone in that kind of dresses was when aunty Dazy came to visit from Australia!" the doll said.
"SLAPPY!" Zim said but the doll wouldn't quit.
"hey stop giving me orders! You pain in the ass invader! Go play with your dolls while I'll have a chat with those oversized lizards" Slappy answered pissing off the tallests.
"Zim, get rid of that thing before I come to earth and kill you with my bare hands!" red said having heard enough.
"whoooh bloody marry, you'll kill yourself at this range." Slappy said, then turned to Purple. "hey violet, is he the smart one?" he asked laughing. Purple thought for a moment and came up with a plan.
"no he's not the smart one, but at least he's smarter than you." He said grinning sinisterly.
"hey listen you amethyst! I'm the one making here the cruel jokes!" Slappy started to get mad. "oh, really? Last time I saw such a bad act was on my nephew's birthday party." Purple, stayed cool and that smile just got larger and larger every time he pissed the dummy more off.
"at least my act's better than the act of an oversized purple paintbrush!" now Purple got Slappy where he wanted him.
"mine, mine, mine, is that the only word you can say? Why don't you say 'Zim, kill me' for a change? Hmn?" Slappy looked mad at Purple, then he turned around and faced Zim.
"Zim, kill me!" he said and then realized what he had done, but it was to late for poor old Slappy. Because before he could say something else, Zim smashed the dummy's head with a giant hammer. A green cloud came from the hole in the doll's head and vanished in mid air.
"glad that's over." Red said cooling down. Purple just ended the transmission. He and his co-tallest had enough for today. Zim just started to pick up the pieces of the dolls head and brought them to the city cesspool, dumping them there.
Back home he was now enjoying a movie, Gir let him pick a movie this time. The movie he picked was a horror movie, by Tim Burton, the movie was called 'the legend of sleepy hollow'. But suddenly Zim hears Slappy's voice, he looked at Gir and Gir's eyes flashed green.
"you didn't thought that you could get rid of me didn't you?" Gir said and laughed. Zim just stared in horror.
