"You should be more like Ladybug!" If only they knew. Then they wouldn't be saying that, right?
"Y'know, you should really try to be more like Ladybug. You might be less clumsy then..." Sure! Easy for you to say! I have to nurse my wounds from SAVING PARIS so excuse me if it's hard to walk sometimes!
"Oy, Maritrash! You should try to be less clumsy! Important people are walking here, unlike you! If only you were someone important, like LADYBUG!" Shut the fuck up! I AM Ladybug! So you're telling me to act less like myself and more like myself! You dense motherfucker!
"Ladybug is way better than you! You're way to clumsy to act as her in the play."
"I AM HER! QUIT TELLING ME TO BE MORE LIKE LADYBUG, OKAY?! I AM LADYBUG! And if you all hate Marinette so much, you'll never have to see her again!"
"You're not her! Prove it!"
"Tikki, SPOTS ON!"
"N-no way. I refuse to believe it."
"Bye, Paris. Guess you don't need Marinette around."
I yo-yo to the Eifel Tower.
.
.
.
Then cry.
"Marinette? Oh, sorry. Ladybug, are you okay?"
"GO AWAY, CHAT! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!"
"I'm not leaving until you look at me and tell me that you are one hundred percent fine, and when I'm sure you're not lying about it to me."
He sat down next to me.
"I blew it. I take it you go to school at François Dupont, then? No need for this, then. Spots off, Tikki." I sighed as the suit peeled itself off of me.
"Plagg." A flash of green and he was de-transformed as well. I closed my eyes.
"I didn't say I wanted to know who you were! Ugh, whatever. Just don't-" He grabbed my face and made me look at him.
"Adrien?! I- You- What- Why- How?!" I began crying. He let go and buried his face in his hands.
"I knew you didn't like me..." He mumbled into his arms. I snapped out of it.
"What?! No, never! I love you! I- I mean, um... Oh fuck it!" I yelled, making him snap his head up.
"My Lady! Language!" He said, stifling a fit of giggles.
"Fuck language! I love you, Adrien Agreste! I have since the day you let me borrow your umbrella! And I never gave Chat a chance because of it! Or, well, you! You're perfect and wonderful and I love you times infinity and one!" He let out a loud, hearty laugh that I have never heard, Ladybug or otherwise.
That shut me up.
"I love you too, as both Marinette Dupein-Cheng and Ladybug. No matter what! And I don't care who knows it!" I turned towards him, amazed.
He kissed me.
Adrien Agreste kissed me.
Adrien -fucking- Agreste kissed me.
Adrien -fucking- Agreste kissed me on the mouth.
Adrien -fucking- Agreste kissed me full on the mouth.
Adrien -fucking- Agreste kissed me full on my mouth.
Adrien -fucking- Agreste kissed me full on my fucking mouth.
HOLY FUCK!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
FUCK YEAH!
