Sorry for misspellings, this was just a PM I sent to my dear friend Miss Placed. Don't even read this I swear it is complete and utter crack. This was my welcome to her for joining fanfiction.

GERONIMO AND ALLONS-Y! FELLOW WHOVIAN! Climb aboard my TARDIS and we shall have jammy dodgers and a cuppa tea!
I see you are on fanfiction... interesting... INCONCEIVABLE! 'I do not think you know how to use that word-' SHUT UP MONTOYA! IDK if you got that reference, but if you did, brofist to you.
Here is some tea! And the biscuits... where are the biscuits? EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN! ( speaking with raising inflection is fun! Just ask the Daleks)
'sorry Miss 13lue13erry'
HICCUP I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT DRAGON OF YOU'RES AWAY FROM THE JAMMIES!
'Ummm, well it was Pascal too...'
RAPUNZEL, I WILL FIND YOUR MOTHER AND I WILL NOT TAKE YOU TO SEE THE LIGHTS!
'But-'
NO GO AND MAKE BABIES WITH HICCUP RUN ALONG NOW
"Did someone call for fun?"
No jack go and sit in the corner and cry because your sister died. Better yet, cry on Merida's shoulder, she'd like that. *Jack sulks in corner*

"WHAT IS THIS PLACE?" This john, is my TARDIS. Now make out with Sherlock. Bye. *John walks to find a room* "MORIARTY? WIT MA SHERLERK NOOOOOOOO"

*me: Smirks* I thought you would like that, Miss Placed.

"The Phantom, of the Opera is there, INSIDE MY HEAAAAAAAAAD!"
OH DO SHUT UP!
*coughes awkwardly* Well, Miss Placed, this is my home. Welcome to the SS. FanFiction, may all of your OTP dreams come true. We hope you will like your stay here.