Eragon: Of course I'll tell you were my dragon is! Durza my buddy!

Eragon: Arya, you're the ugliest looking elf I've ever seen!

Eragon: Saphira, the Twins and I are heading to the movies later on...

Eragon: I'm off to tell the Raz'acc all about Saphira and show them where her egg landed!

Eragon: Can we go surfing it Tierm?

Eragon: Yeah, but it takes the attention away from your face.

rip-off of Potter Puppet Pals
Eragon: about Durza I liked the part where he stopped moving!

Master of Disguise rip off
Eragon (dressed in a Urgal suit in front of Ura'baen): Am I not Ur--gally enough for the Urrrrrgal club?


Galbatorix: I'm such a loser.

Galbatorix: Eragon, I am your Father!

Galbatorix: I do not exist. I am a figment of imagination.

Galbatorix: Would any one like to hear my speech on world peace?


Arya: belch

Arya: I have to go, I have a date with Galbatorix.

Arya: Catch you on the flip flop foo.

Arya: Why didn't the dragon hatch for me!? That's the only reason I volunteered to protect it.

Arya: I am no man!


Ajihad: Eragon, I am your father.

Ajihad: Galbatorix, want to come over for dinner?

Ajihad: I'll be home late honey, I'm going to the Urgals' place to have some tea!

Ajihad: Yes the Twins can be a pain. Between their mind probing and constant singing of Modonna's Like a Virgin it's a wonder the dwarves haven't strangled them yet!