Eragon: Of course I'll tell you were my dragon is! Durza my buddy!
Eragon: Arya, you're the ugliest looking elf I've ever seen!
Eragon: Saphira, the Twins and I are heading to the movies later on...
Eragon: I'm off to tell the Raz'acc all about Saphira and show them where her egg landed!
Eragon: Can we go surfing it Tierm?
Eragon: Yeah, but it takes the attention away from your face.
rip-off of Potter Puppet Pals
Eragon: about Durza I liked the part where he stopped moving!
Master of Disguise rip off Galbatorix: Eragon, I am your Father! Galbatorix: I do not exist. I am a figment of imagination. Galbatorix: Would any one like to hear my speech on world peace?
Eragon (dressed in a Urgal suit in front of Ura'baen): Am I not
Ur--gally enough for the Urrrrrgal club?
Galbatorix: I'm such a loser.
Arya: belch
Arya: I have to go, I have a date with Galbatorix.
Arya: Catch you on the flip flop foo.
Arya: Why didn't the dragon hatch for me!? That's the only reason I volunteered to protect it.
Arya: I am no man!
Ajihad: Eragon, I am your father.
Ajihad: Galbatorix, want to come over for dinner?
Ajihad: I'll be home late honey, I'm going to the Urgals' place to have some tea!
Ajihad: Yes the Twins can be a pain. Between their mind probing and constant singing of Modonna's Like a Virgin it's a wonder the dwarves haven't strangled them yet!
