Disclaimer: Hellsing is unowned by myself. I do own Shifter's Pride and this little ditty of mine, however.
If you haven't read Shifter's Pride, you'll be okay, but there are a few references. There is also a quote from Doctor Who, the Weeping Angels episode. See if you can find it, and if you do, PM me and i'll tell you if you're right.
"So why was Paladin Alexander Anderson fired? I would've thought he'd be killed before being fired." Integra stated, sitting across from Alucard and the now-pregnant Seras.
"Well I was innocently looking through the priest's phone while Alucard was fighting. You know the eyes are not the windows to the soul. They are the doors. And a boat entered there."
Alucard started cackling at his mate's boat comment and quite litterally fell out of the chair.
"Alucard! Get up! Honestly, you have a laughing issue." Integra snapped. Seras giggled and pulled his head into hear lap, letting his ear rest against her swollen belly. Suddenly his eyes snapped opened.
"Our baby doesn't like me. He kicked me."
Seras giggled. "Maybe our baby girl doesn't like daddy's sense of humor."
Integra rolled her eyes. "Seras, when he was human, he only begott sons. You're going to have a boy. Face it." She then stood. "I have paperwork to do. Sleep well, Seras. Alucard...just don't kill anyone."
Alucard rose and carried his bride and life-mate to thier coffin.
Epilogue: A month later, Seras gave birth. Sarah Tepes Dracul.
