"Shrek, do you have my buttplug!?" Fiona bursts into the bedroom. Shrek has three quarters of an onion up his ass.

"I don't have your bloody buttplug, for Christ Sake! Leave me be, woman!" a fart. The onion flies out of Shrek and across the room, followed by four more, "dammit, Fiona! Now I have to start all ogre!" his green penis goes limp.

"I'm sorry, sweetie, but I really need it. Where could it be?" They both look to the corner of the room where Donkey is eating the ass onions off the floor. In his rear end, the buttplug.

"DONKEY!" They both yell in unison. Everybody laughs and gingerbread man laughs and three little pigs.

"Nigga, I own this joint." Donkey smiles and his teeth shine and fairy dust.

THE END.