Disclaimer:duh

A/N: I will admit this fic isn't mine. It's Chicken's. She sent it to me in an email. And I thought it was worthy of being posted. Chicken is the inspiration of my nekkid fics. So if anyone wants to see where I get these Nekkid story ideas, this is where. And Chicken, if you don't want this posted, Ill take it down, k?

A/N 2: This is what I call a mix of Nekkid fics/DA room craziness (mainly Da room craziness. If you've read the fics with the sn of A Flukey, A Sult, and A Booger (I think thats the sn), this is basically like those. Anyways. Those of you who aren't all anal, enjoy!
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The Tale of Asha's Fate




Once upon a time, Asha the skankyassedho was walking along feeling like a dog since Logan had rejected her yet again. She walked and walked feeling like the bitch she is, until her wandeings brought her to a forest. There, she spied a glorious sight in the distance.

Tied to a tree, was Alec in all his glory, oiled and naked.
Well, imagine how Asha felt, after giving herself to bus stop hobos her whole life, she finally had hope of making it with a hottie.
She wasted no time in hauling ass across the forest to the tree
laden with the sweetest fruit. Closing the distance in record time, she made it about 3 feet from the tree before she fell in a pit and was imapaled on the sharpened spikes waiting below, dying instantly.

Out from behind the tree peeked Benis, Soccer, Booger and Island.
"That's what she gets, the stupid whore." said Soccer.
"Damn skippy!" replied Chicken.
Bogart nodded and not even Island felt bad for Asha even though she pities everyone, even Martha Stewart.(who is the debbil!)

They cut Alec down, filled in the hole, and started back to the stud barn with skip in their steps and a song in their hearts.

The End.