(A/N: Here's a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" parody of the song "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer". I put a lot of effort into this, so I think it's okay. Okay, I'll start it, and feel free to sing along!)
Shredder got run over by the Turtles
Exiting his hide-out Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as mutants,
But as for me and April, we believe.
He was acting really crazy,
And by 'crazy', I mean 'bad'.
But there's one thing he didn't count on:
Being thrown out by the one who calls him 'Dad'.
Well, he wasn't home by morning,
So they went to get him back.
But what happened had them wishing
That they'd brought him in before they hit the sack.
Shredder got run over by the Turtles
Exiting his hide-out Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as mutants,
But as for me and April, we believe.
Now I'm quite surprised with Miwa.
I'm still stunned by what she did.
She ran off and joined the Turtles,
Even learning that she's not the Shredder's kid.
Her first Christmas without Shredder;
It can't possibly be sad.
She'll just celebrate the season
With the Ninja Turtles and her real dad.
(Turtles: That ain't bad!)
Shredder got run over by the Turtles
Exiting his hide-out Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as mutants,
But as for me and April, we believe.
Now that Shredder's been defeated,
His henchmen are out of work.
But they don't seem really bothered,
'Cause they hated working for that lousy jerk!
Life without him won't be too bad.
It already feels great!
No more dealing with the madness
Of the stupid Shredder's never-ending hate!
Shredder got run over by the Turtles
Exiting his hide-out Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as mutants,
But as for me and April, we believe.
(April: Sing it, Miwa!)
Shredder got run over by the Turtles
Exiting his hide-out Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as mutants,
But as for me and April, we believe.
All: Merry Christmas!
There you have it. I hope you enjoyed it! Please review, and have a merry Christmas! No flaming!
